Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

[D3zii 3675]

Anybody know who was the last 4/5 star that fong picked us for?? Seems like us been awhile 

[ClubWhatever 12120]

35 minutes ago, D3zii said:

Anybody know who was the last 4/5 star that fong picked us for?? Seems like us been awhile 

I think he himself’d Campbell to us. 

[Vertigo 20276]

Just now, ClubWhatever said:

I think he himself’d Campbell to us. 

Was just coming to say that. So it has been at least a month.. fuck that guy. 

[BurntOrange&White 39930]

[Big Woodrows 4200]

3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Questioning whether an Arch Manning commitment will be worth having to deal with Nahlin's main character syndrome arc

[IDIOTsavant 8482]

18 minutes ago, Big Woodrows said:

Questioning whether an Arch Manning commitment will be worth having to deal with Nahlin's main character syndrome arc

You’ll have to deal with it either way….so yes.

[Doc Reeves 6434]

55 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

You’ll have to deal with it either way….so yes.

 

[Hornlover 8827]

1 hour ago, Big Woodrows said:

Questioning whether an Arch Manning commitment will be worth having to deal with Nahlin's main character syndrome arc

Yes, unless of course Arch posts a commitment on Twitter, and says  "'Nawlins ✈️ Austin. Nahlin knows wat up". 

[stork642 4498]

13 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

Yes, unless of course Arch posts a commitment on Twitter, and says  "'Nawlins ✈️ Austin. Nahlin knows wat up". 

As CTJ said... no H do not want.  On second thought there’s no H in Arch.  Never mind.  Want.  

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13087]

5 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

You make 8 million dollars before college it makes sense to skip college and just train like a professional for three years.

More probable that they party like rock stars and end up on a future ESPN documentary.

[NorLa Horns 1458]

Slow news cycle. Gotta generate clicks. The end. 

[tokamak 6391]

12 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Football ain’t basketball. 

Once heard a crusty old NFL hand say the only players that were ever ready for the NFL coming out of HS were Earl Campbell and Randy Moss. That was several years ago. You could probably add Jadeveon Clowney to that list but that’s about it. 

[Napoleon 8659]

19 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

It's about to get wild and woolly here in Texas. I can't imagine that anything will go wrong with giving high school students millions of dollars.

We have learned from Disney kids & teen pop stars that giving kids millions of dollars and covering/reporting their every move has no effect on their lives, focus, professionalism. ✊

[futureman 22440]

27 minutes ago, tokamak said:

Once heard a crusty old NFL hand say the only players that were ever ready for the NFL coming out of HS were Earl Campbell and Randy Moss. That was several years ago. You could probably add Jadeveon Clowney to that list but that’s about it. 

adrian peterson

[texifornia 56851]

https://247sports.com/player/smaje-burrell-46125799/

[Elmer_Fudd 22198]

Under Armour camp in Dallas today.  Lots of Texas targets attending.

[Newy25 7668]

11 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

So much unearned arrogance. 

[texifornia 56851]

Kaiuway

 

[westexhorn 2013]

15 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Kaiuway

 

Mack Brown strongly after him

[NorLa Horns 1458]

2 hours ago, Napoleon said:

We have learned from Disney kids & teen pop stars that giving kids millions of dollars and covering/reporting their every move has no effect on their lives, focus, professionalism. ✊

Hey!  That one dude from that one British boy band was the breakout star and all those other wankers were just holding him back. 

[SquishMitten 10403]

You make 8 million dollars before college it makes sense to skip college and just train like a professional for three years.

[Tex-19 2872]

13 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

What does “run interference” mean?

[BurntOrange&White 39930]

1 hour ago, Tex-19 said:

What does “run interference” mean?

Nahlin’d! I’m obviously not sure. Probably the fact that Arch and the black unicorn are friends and want to play together in college?

[closetohumping 17433]

1 hour ago, Tex-19 said:

What does “run interference” mean?

To me it sounds like Fong is trying to push Arch elsewhere?

[Hank_Hill 18788]

14 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

To me it sounds like Fong is trying to push Arch elsewhere?

Lol no

[Dr. Teeth 5843]

25 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

To me it sounds like Fong is trying to push Arch elsewhere?

Doesn’t want people ruining the Arch commitment. 

[closetohumping 17433]

38 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Lol no

 

26 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Doesn’t want people ruining the Arch commitment. 

[Reese Bennett 3608]

17 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Fuck dude I wouldn’t even go pro 8 mil I’m good 

I bet there are some who make this decision. A few million in the bank and lots of business connections through your university? Sure, why not go enjoy life instead of being chained to a routine for years more while people talk shit about you on message boards and you beat your brain to a pulp. 

[Big Woodrows 4200]

IT reporting that Johntay Cook is visiting for both the 3/26 and 4/2 weekends. Also said that the fathers Cook and Manning are good friends.

[Hornius Emeritus 12449]

18 minutes ago, Big Woodrows said:

IT reporting that Johntay Cook is visiting for both the 3/26 and 4/2 weekends. Also said that the fathers Cook and Manning are good friends.

When the moon is in the seventh house
And Jupiter aligns with Mars
Then peace will guide the planets
And love will steer the stars
This is the dawning of the age of Longhornius

[BurntOrange&White 39930]

25 minutes ago, Big Woodrows said:

IT reporting that Johntay Cook is visiting for both the 3/26 and 4/2 weekends. Also said that the fathers Cook and Manning are good friends.

Black unicorn, cook, manning all visiting those weekends? INTERFERENCE!!!!

[Gut Wagon 8065]

On 3/11/2022 at 5:06 PM, Doc Reeves said:

 

my freshman yr in HS we won state with a RB that couldn’t read. 
 

just sayin

That's nothing. LSU won the NC with a coach who couldn't. 

[Doc Reeves 6434]

46 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

That's nothing. LSU won the NC with a coach who couldn't. 

 

 

[Dbeasy 15040]

On 3/11/2022 at 4:06 PM, Doc Reeves said:

 

my freshman yr in HS we won state with a RB that couldn’t read. 
 

just sayin

[UDontKnow 10439]

2 hours ago, Big Woodrows said:

IT reporting that Johntay Cook is visiting for both the 3/26 and 4/2 weekends. Also said that the fathers Cook and Manning are good friends.

But did their dads room together in college?

[Doc Reeves 6434]

23 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

But did their dads room together in college?

No but they’re Eskimo brothers. Does that count?

[HenryJames 66034]

 

[Vertigo 20276]

8 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

 

[Elmer_Fudd 22198]

11 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

[Radical Larry 28539]

 

[D3zii 3675]

😂😂😂😂 everyone is having the opposite reaction to what I would have thought when we got a crystal ball for Arch 

[Bevo14 8303]

17 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

[MichaelDicksonFanClub 2904]

18 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

[Bevo14 8303]

3 hours ago, Gut Wagon said:

That's nothing. LSU won the NC with a coach who couldn't. 

Twice

[ousux 5595]

When the moon is in the seventh house
And Jupiter aligns with Mars
Then peace will guide the planets
And love will steer the stars
This is the dawning of the age of Longhornius

Nostradumbass has spoken, let it be so.

[Harvdog 2287]

Ketch is our Eddie the mush 

 

[Nope 3114]

[BurntOrange&White 39930]

 

and so it begins with his arrogance

 

 

Edited March 14, 2022 by BurntOrange&White

[BurntOrange&White 39930]

[Michael Knight 12976]

is this the part of the cycle where we everybody?