Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

[Bigbend1812 12915]

11 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

 

[RaysBoomBoomRoom 5742]

 

[Sbbruin 21856]

Breaking news: Quinn Ewers enters transfer portal for 2nd time.

[OB3 3628]

Johntay Cook Fong Bomb!!!!!!

[Viper 12109]

Just now, Sbbruin said:

Breaking news: Quinn Ewers enters transfer portal for 2nd time.

[OB3 3628]

2 minutes ago, OB3 said:

Johntay Cook Fong Bomb!!!!!!

[Wulaw Horn 19070]

Just now, Sbbruin said:

Breaking news: Quinn Ewers enters transfer portal for 2nd time.

I know it’s a joke but the timing is perfect. Ewers establishes himself and the program this year and enters next year as a Heisman candidate. arch comes to town and gets spot playing time as the backup/development guy. 
I know they have said he’s redshirting, but he’s not redshirting. They won’t need the 5th year. He might end up with a redshirt bc of the 4 free game rule if things go well in 23. 

[BurntOrange&White 39933]

29 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

Holy shit, is that the nicest thing he's ever said about our program?

[MonkeyDoughnut 10243]

[SydneyCarton 48108]

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

I know it’s a joke but the timing is perfect. Ewers establishes himself and the program this year and enters next year as a Heisman candidate. arch comes to town and gets spot playing time as the backup/development guy. 
I know they have said he’s redshirting, but he’s not redshirting. They won’t need the 5th year. He might end up with a redshirt bc of the 4 free game rule if things go well in 23. 

He’s redshirting. He wants to redshirt. 

[UDontKnow 10446]

@bar Spoiler your post and mark it NSFW. Some of us are still at work even though we're obviously getting nothing done.

Edited June 23, 2022 by UDontKnow

[Hiphopopotamos 20875]

Dare to dream:

 

[Longhornlove 4831]

35 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Before the big weekend!  God bless you Arch you muthafucting son of a bitch.  You did it.

 

[TexasMan 10891]

 

[D3zii 3681]

2 minutes ago, OB3 said:

[FloridaHorn 4755]

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

He’s redshirting. He wants to redshirt. 

Maybe he agree to pay his own way, so when all these commitments roll in we won't have to worry about the numbers.

[HtownHorn 14685]

3 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I know it’s a joke but the timing is perfect. Ewers establishes himself and the program this year and enters next year as a Heisman candidate. arch comes to town and gets spot playing time as the backup/development guy. 
I know they have said he’s redshirting, but he’s not redshirting. They won’t need the 5th year. He might end up with a redshirt bc of the 4 free game rule if things go well in 23. 

He can still RS and play in 4 games. Arch is RS'ing.

[Wulaw Horn 19070]

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

He’s redshirting. He wants to redshirt. 

We will see. I don’t mean he’s pushing for playing time and expecting to be a day 1 starter. I mean he’s getting developmental snaps in 23, likely playing in 4 games as he gets his feet wet, and the guy if Ewers gets hurt. That might be technically considered red shirting but I consider that “second string QB”. 
I acknowledged I’m well aware of what they said. 

[bar 396]

2 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

@bar Spoiler your post and mark is NSFW. Some of us are still at work even though we're obviously getting nothing done.

Ah shoot, i thought the bandaids made it safe. I can't edit but reported to mods to edit. Sorry for the trouble.

[Texas Wahoo 3397]

 

 

[Wulaw Horn 19070]

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

He can still RS and play in 4 games. Arch is RS'ing.

It’s almost like that’s exactly what the last sentence of my post that you quoted said. 
 

[Hiphopopotamos 20875]

 

[Ravishing Rick 1129]

When Quinn has us up by fifty every game at the half in 2023, there will be plenty of time for developmental snaps for Arch. 

[FloridaHorn 4755]

1 minute ago, Ravishing Rick said:

When Quinn has us up by fifty every game at the half in 2023, there will be plenty of time for developmental snaps for Arch. 

Did you watch the OU game last year? 50 at the half isn't enough. 

[texifornia 56973]

It's "Not All Heroes Wear Capes" but we'll let it slide. 

Is Michael Taafe the white Demarco Cobbs?

Edited June 23, 2022 by texifornia

[Texas Wahoo 3397]

25 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

This feels a little bit like the Chris Simms commitment with regard to the trajectory of the program. At least I hope so. That was a game changer. 

 

 

[T-shirt Sip 2104]

It’s time to go big game hunting. Arch and NIL should result in some 5star athletes coming to Texas. LFG!

[MoJames 8244]

Just now, FloridaHorn said:

Did you watch the OU game last year? 50 at the half isn't enough. 

[Mr. Mojo Risin' 2205]

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

It's "Not All Heroes Wear Capes" but we'll let it slide. 

Is Michael Taafe the white Demarco Cobbs?

When Taaffe getting his 30 for 30?

[SydneyCarton 48108]

10 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

We will see. I don’t mean he’s pushing for playing time and expecting to be a day 1 starter. I mean he’s getting developmental snaps in 23, likely playing in 4 games as he gets his feet wet, and the guy if Ewers gets hurt. That might be technically considered red shirting but I consider that “second string QB”. 
I acknowledged I’m well aware of what they said. 

 

8 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

It’s almost like that’s exactly what the last sentence of my post that you quoted said. 
 

You can call it whatever you want. WinningIsHard allegedly calls his thumb mommy. What you literally described was the fucking definition of Red Shirting. You can call it whatever the fuck you want, but when it comes to eligibility, he's red shirting. 

Edited June 23, 2022 by SydneyCarton

[GreenspointTexas 9602]

4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

It's "Not All Heroes Wear Capes" but we'll let it slide. 

Is Michael Taafe the white Demarco Cobbs?

Came to post this

[Texas Wahoo 3397]

 

 

[JBJ 3654]

3 hours ago, JBJ said:

A soothsayer bids you beware the ides of arch.

I need to post more.

[D3zii 3681]

This shit has shattered the internet!!!! 
 

[Jamaal.25 587]

Fuck the one yard line.

 

[closetojumping 62738]

I know it feels like cool shit is happening, but Surly needs to gear all the fucking way up. Big big things coming. Let’s.Fucking.Go!

[UTEE97 3521]

We don't aways land the #1 recruit in the nation, but when we do, we win a national championship. VY says, "Quinn, you're up!"

[ArchManning 291]

Btw, we getting errrbody

Edited June 23, 2022 by ArchManning

[pearlandhorn 3269]

Just now, ArchManning said:

Btw, we getting errrrybody

I love you.

[hookemATL 11739]

Cook next?🧐

[Getafix 28654]

 

 

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[UDontKnow 10446]

2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I know it feels like cool shit is happening, but Surly needs to gear all the fucking way up. Big big things coming. Let’s.Fucking.Go!

This is the most optimistic post you've ever made. The world is changing right before my eyes.

[Hiphopopotamos 20875]

 

[UTEE97 3521]

Fuck Bohls!

[Ravishing Rick 1129]

1 minute ago, closetohumping said:

But Mr Owens, you just committed yesterday!

[Hiphopopotamos 20875]

4 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I know it feels like cool shit is happening, but Surly needs to gear all the fucking way up. Big big things coming. Let’s.Fucking.Go!

Its all happening, isn't it?  I told myself I wasn't going to cry. God damn it.  Its all so beautiful.

[Wulaw Horn 19070]

10 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

 

You can call it whatever you want. WinningIsHard allegedly calls his thumb mommy. What you literally described was the fucking definition of Red Shirting. You can call it whatever the fuck you want, but when it comes to eligibility, he's red shirting. 

Bet you whatever you want if Ewers goes down he’s the guy. Almost like there’s a nuance that I was explicitly talking about while acknowledging he might end up with a red shirt because of the new rules. 

[Jebus 1308]

Where’s the backup surly discussion location for when the servers melt down?

[Big Woodrows 4200]