Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

[Bevo14 8323]

27 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

@immamac i think the last few days warrants a thread name update and since the "machine" is still out pouting somewhere how about a little assistance.  I trust in your creative genius...i think.

He's just going to name it after the McRib he ate 5 minutes ago.

[ArchManning 291]

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28 minutes ago, Nope said:

Cook committing tonight?

He got like 5 CBs to UT in the last two days across the various sites, including Fong so that wouldn't be too shocking

[ArchManning 291]

20 hours ago, ArchManning said:

I would like to add, whichever one of you hates the Hayes Fawcett edits, you’re welcome. 

Couldn’t convince Johntay to do the same, apologizing in advance. 

[Vito Andolini 9126]

12 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Gerry just put in a CB/RPM for Derion Gullette to Texas at 75%

I’m not sure I’d watched Gullette’s tape before, as you might expect at Marlin, man against boys, he just destroys those kids. As reported last week by David Smoak in Waco, then mentioned by Gerry Hamilton the other day in a video with Burton, Gullette will apparently have to miss his senior season due to a knee injury (GH said he was hurt in a pickup basketball game). Knees can be fixed really well these days, so let’s hope he’s ok and picks the good guys. Don’t know if Hudl can be embedded:

https://www.hudl.com/video/3/14483663/61d0e23896778a0ac0807c36

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[MichaelDicksonFanClub 2904]

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Just now, MichaelDicksonFanClub said:

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That 0 can easily be turned into a 1

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2 minutes ago, MichaelDicksonFanClub said:

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If someone paid me a million dollars id get their tattoo too.

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1 minute ago, cdain3 said:

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He’s probably still talking about Arch, lol

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13 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

I’m not sure I’d watched Gullette’s tape before, as you might expect at Marlin, man against boys, he just destroys those kids. As reported last week by David Smoak in Waco, then mentioned by Gerry Hamilton the other day in a video with Burton, Gullette will apparently have to miss his senior season due to a knee injury (GH said he was hurt in a pickup basketball game). Knees can be fixed really well these days, so let’s hope he’s ok and picks the good guys. Don’t know if Hudl can be embedded:

https://www.hudl.com/video/3/14483663/61d0e23896778a0ac0807c36

 

Quite a range of rankings/ratings for Gullette.  On3 has him at #54 overall ... wow.

 

 

 

 

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1 minute ago, cdain3 said:

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7 minutes ago, MichaelDicksonFanClub said:

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That laser removal is going to suck.  

[D3zii 3704]

5 minutes ago, cdain3 said:

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So Nahlin is saying we’re on commitment watch?? But Roach said no? 

[Wishbone 4762]

6 minutes ago, stork642 said:

That laser removal is going to suck.  

But he’ll easily afford it.

[Dr. Teeth 5845]

5 minutes ago, D3zii said:

So Nahlin is saying we’re on commitment watch?? But Roach said no? 

Every uncommitted player is on commitment watch. So that’s an easy one to say. I would be surprised to see a commitment because Cook doesn’t seem like the kind of recruit that wants to be a follower. He wants the spotlight and that means some separation between he and Manning. I would suspect a top 3. But it would be nice if it wasn’t. 

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19 minutes ago, MichaelDicksonFanClub said:

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1 hour ago, Burntcowboy said:

 

TO: Chris, Roy, BJ, and Sloan

FROM: The new, modern TEXAS scoring machine

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26 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Quite a range of rankings/ratings for Gullette.  On3 has him at #54 overall ... wow.

 

 

 

 

He just tore up his knee and is going to miss his senior year. His rankings will likely drop I’m guessing. 

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1 hour ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Nahlin confirms they are on 'commit watch'.

It won’t happen then.  

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21 minutes ago, Sandbagging Steve said:

TO: Chris, Roy, BJ, and Sloan

FROM: The new, modern TEXAS scoring machine

Is that red helmet Pettaway?

[Pato del Muerto 52508]

Just now, Goodman said:

Is that red helmet Pettaway?

The guy that sings What is Love?

[cdain3 3454]

He just tore up his knee and is going to miss his senior year. His rankings will likely drop I’m guessing. 

Hudson said Fanatic Perspectives channel that he's healing faster than they expected and will probably play this year.

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[Dr. Teeth 5845]

They buddies back in Nam?

[OB3 3628]

8 minutes ago, Goodman said:

Is that red helmet Pettaway?

Cedric Baxter

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7 minutes ago, Bamboozled73 said:

It won’t happen then.  

Nahlin didn't specify a recruit. It could be anybody and it wouldn't be surprising with visits happening and the Arch momentum. 

It's worthless 9.95 drivel and Nahlin will say "see I told you a commitment was coming." 

[D3zii 3704]

Cook might wait for reasons stated above!!! He likes that spotlight 

[Octavian 1025]

7 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

 

 

“I’ve actually met Evan Stewart”

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13 minutes ago, Goodman said:

Is that red helmet Pettaway?

I believe it is!

[Harvdog 2288]

7 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

 

 

It’s happening….

 

[TexasEx 1667]

We’ve got ourselves a sauce off. 

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4 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

We’ve got ourselves a sauce off. 

[Horn117 648]

2 hours ago, Henry Hill said:

Try their queso. Made fresh right from the microwave.

How dare you. How dare you not put Skillet in front of Queso. And that stuff sir is not made in a microwave. That shit is made in heaven.

[BornAndRaised 12289]

Wonder if its MHP. Dude said "if arch manning commits I'll commit on the spot."

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26 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

 

 

Roach actually met Evan Stewart too

 

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[runthebone 7994]

Notice the edit didn't show him wearing shoes, either.  Must be a sign.

[Duane Moore 5241]

Welp, @OnAComputer wasn’t lying yesterday when he gave the hint of Michigan, Texas, Oregon. 

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

Poooooooor aggies 

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[Harvdog 2288]

Guess those lack of sports trophies at Aggie really made a difference.  

[TommyGufano 6021]

2 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

Welp, @OnAComputer wasn’t lying yesterday when he gave the hint of Michigan, Texas, Oregon. 

 

On 6/23/2022 at 11:18 AM, OnAComputer said:

I'll give yall one. Texas, Michigan, Cal. Happy hunting

I suppose not. Though you were lying about what he said

[Rickylovesweed 14402]

The aggy screenshot megathread was already funny but it's about to get another jolt of energy. 

[Dr. Teeth 5845]

5 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Poooooooor aggies 

We might get a new Top 4 from him in a month. 

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