Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

[texifornia 56917]

1 hour ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

CB for Connor Stroh to Texas from Hudson

The Addazio Effect in action.

As IT hinted, have to hold his commitment while his maroon extended family moos at him on every holiday.

[Hookem2147 21209]

3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

The Addazio Effect in action.

Yeah, I don’t get what A&M is doing on the OL in recruiting this year.

[MuellerHorn 4229]

3 hours ago, Hookem2147 said:

I remember when Evan Stewart said if Texas joins the SEC he would commit on the spot 

Texas isn't in the SEC yet, so this isn't relevant.

[UncleSonny 6572]

 

[Bigbend1812 12915]

[TotallyLegit 3053]

1 hour ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

 

Am I the only one who thinks this looks pretty good? Maybe it's just that I love shrimp

[Bigbend1812 12915]

20 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

Am I the only one who thinks this looks pretty good? Maybe it's just that I love shrimp

[Vertigo 20276]

25 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

Am I the only one who thinks this looks pretty good? Maybe it's just that I love shrimp

Do you love shrimp from a can?

[TotallyLegit 3053]

2 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

502 is the louisville area code and his way of showing love to the people back home.

This has a very Britney Spears / Kevin Federline vibe to it

[Sal 1088]

2 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Not liking those percentage chances from IT on Shelby.

So many people from Friendswood go to A&M that they call it Friendswood North. There will be negative recruiting from all the Aggies in town unless Shelby decides to commit while on a visit. A good recruit from Friendswood will get an unprecedented amount of attention, which to me could be a negative. There hasn’t been a good football player coming out of that town since Jaxson Appel in the 2001 class. I don’t think Shelby is the kind of person who will just go to A&M, but that’s the environment he’s dealing with. 

[TotallyLegit 3053]

22 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Do you love shrimp from a can?

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

2 hours ago, MH BEVO said:

So far this cycle I’ve heard a lot about the recruiting efforts of Choice and Marion (which is great to see the younger coaches get after it). Obviously Sark just hit his grand slam, however, I haven’t heard much about our “Ace” Jeff Banks. Who is he zeroing in on?

Man is a living legend 

 

[campcrunk 2448]

4 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

Nothing says happy hour quite like a Daddy98 special ... 

 

 

I've been drinking for the last 5.5 hours and I can't even begin to approach those kinds of typos. I feel like he either has a truly horrific alcohol problem or he's regularly using krokodil. 

 

Or it could just be that amazing aggy education in action

[rvm96 1643]

3 hours ago, RollLeft said:

All i see/hear is some nobody trying to elevate themselves by associating himself with the largest name/headline of the day.  

It's called cheap best in wrestling to get people to boo the heel. 

[Snotrocket 108]

5 hours ago, UTEE97 said:

I think it's time to change our thread title to "Jimbo never called."

Aggys hate media circus quarterbacks?  Who posted that Johnny Manziel?

 

 

[futureman 22453]

Just now, Snotrocket said:

Aggys hate media circus quarterbacks?  Who posted that Johnny Manziel?

when he committed to them he was a relative unknown outside of the hill country. 

[BurdineBandit 815]

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

The Addazio Effect in action.

As IT hinted, have to hold his commitment while his maroon extended family moos at him on every holiday.

His 40-year old relatives his at him during the 4th of July BBQ. 

[Tex Pete 20343]

On 6/23/2022 at 9:27 AM, ArchManning said:

I told y’all. 

Eli, quit with the monkeyshines. 

[NorLa Horns 1458]

7 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Drunken moron 

I speak fluent Drunken. Im really suprised at how far the Moronic dialect has diverged from the root language. 

[Leanderman 2275]

Just wondering if Baxter strolled over to put pennies on sullys toes after that meal? Maybe later instead of a football uniform he can pose in the kow klan robes?

[Dr. Teeth 5844]

5 hours ago, Snotrocket said:

Aggys hate media circus quarterbacks?  Who posted that Johnny Manziel?

 

 

Tate Martell 

[texifornia 56917]

Holds a UT offer

https://247sports.com/player/antonio-robinson-46085527/

[HenryJames 66041]

16 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Holds a UT offer

https://247sports.com/player/antonio-robinson-46085527/

[Pato del Muerto 52489]

3 hours ago, NorLa Horns said:

I speak fluent Drunken. Im really suprised at how far the Moronic dialect has diverged from the root language. 

I think that particular pocket also borrows heavily from olde frontier gibberish. 

[Bigbend1812 12915]

Commits this weekend?? 

 

Let’s get it.

[Pato del Muerto 52489]

5 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Eli, quit with the monkeyshines. 

Maybe it really is arch. Ever think of that?

[MirrOlure 14761]

Where does this guy fit in on our defense?

Hopefully at the position that tackles players on the other team.

[BurntOrange&White 39931]

Bobby:

 

The prevailing thought for some time has been that if Arch Manning were to commit to the Longhorns, the recruiting floodgates would open.

That prognostication, it turns out, appears like it’s going to be accurate.

We have heard of af least one new commitment already from this recruiting weekend.

Now, we’re not naming the player, nor will we play a guessing game with IT members, because the players deserves the right to announce his decision in his own way.

**

But suffice to say, Manning’s pledge is creating momentum for Texas.

In the immediate aftermath of Manning’s pledge, not only did Texas receive unsolicited phone calls from some of the nation’s top recruits and ones atop the Longhorns’ board, but Arch’s commitment seems to have re-energized the existing prospects. I’m talking about ones who have already visited, ones who are on campus this weekend and ones the Horns are still attempting to get there.

The impact is far-reaching. Heck, it’s even garnering attention among the class of 2024 prospects, too.

As for this recruiting class and Manning’s immediate impact, there are half a dozen players who could be deciding in the next couple of weeks, most of whom I now believe favor Texas in some small part because of the momentum created by Manning’s pledge.

No, Manning is not the sole reason these players will commit. But the reality is, Manning’s confidence in selecting the Horns provides credibility for the rest of the Texas coaching staff at all positions. It gives the Texas coaches something that they couldn’t easily produce otherwise, and that’s the third-party belief in their program by me one not currently inside the program with the stature of a Manning.

 

[BurntOrange&White 39931]

[HenryJames 66041]

Is that good?

[Red Five 40853]

19 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Now, we’re not naming the player, nor will we play a guessing game with IT members, because the players deserves the right to announce his decision in his own way.

But we can sure as shit do it here. Johntay? 

[MH BEVO 1265]

13 minutes ago, Red Five said:

But we can sure as shit do it here. Johntay? 

Baxter after that dinner last night 

[Junior Bonner 6248]

32 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Who’s the recruit? 

[westexhorn 2017]

2 minutes ago, Junior Bonner said:

Who’s the recruit? 

Chris Gilbert

[Rickylovesweed 14293]

9 hours ago, TotallyLegit said:

Am I the only one who thinks this looks pretty good? Maybe it's just that I love shrimp

Looks good for cat or dog food. 

[Getafix 28600]

 

 

 

[Newy25 7668]

I will write a post comparing Choate to Dick Butkus as the greatest linebacker and linebacker coach of all time if Evan Stewart stays at A&M. As soon as he realizes that offense is costing him multiple draft rounds and he gets a good NIL offer, he gone. 

[Duane Moore 5237]

42 minutes ago, Red Five said:

But we can sure as shit do it here. Johntay? 

Maybe Stroh

[Junior Bonner 6248]

33 minutes ago, westexhorn said:

Chris Gilbert

[Junior Bonner 6248]

dp

Edited June 25, 2022 by Junior Bonner

[OU Still Sucks 37]

This popped up on my FB feed lol

Edited June 25, 2022 by OU Still Sucks

[MH BEVO 1265]

14 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

Maybe Stroh

Joking aside. I think this is the commit. 

[TexEx15 17510]

45 minutes ago, Junior Bonner said:

Who’s the recruit? 

He’s an RB with NFL upside.

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

15 minutes ago, OU Still Sucks said:

This popped up on my FB feed lol

Is that the black unicorn's dad?

[Vertigo 20276]

5 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Is that the black unicorn's dad?

Celebrating with that first NIL check I see.

[OU Still Sucks 37]

19 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Is that the black unicorn's dad?

Indeed it is

[Goodman 3273]

VY’s nickname is Superman & no chance that’s his dad.

[realgreggym 835]

1 hour ago, westexhorn said:

Chris Gilbert

He's out of eligibility.

[Chango 227]

I will write a post comparing Choate to Dick Butkus as the greatest linebacker and linebacker coach of all time if Evan Stewart stays at A&M. As soon as he realizes that offense is costing him multiple draft rounds and he gets a good NIL offer, he gone. 

Fuck the Stewart(s)

[RaysBoomBoomRoom 5742]

1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Is that the black unicorn's dad?

Lol, so he was the dad that said “Come get us”