Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

[T-dog 202]

38 minutes ago, OnAComputer said:

https://twitter.com/willbaizer/status/1540804321436209153?s=21&t=7XFxnvXImDOnqc_2N04Vlg

Looks like the numbers worked out - congrats!

[UTEE97 3522]

14 minutes ago, mdleast said:

 

Big time! Hook'em Liona!

[NoName 16369]

12 minutes ago, Bamboozled73 said:

Another good kid from good family

Real lunch pail type of guy, hard worker.

[tokamak 6433]

Polynesian. Ties.

 

Edited June 25, 2022 by tokamak

[Lonestar88 4700]

Lefau is a fun surprise commitment. Feels like maybe a lot of guys are on the table right now that weren’t even being talked about that much.

[squeegeedegg 723]

Will he need a translator?

[cafe society 2872]

Anthony Hill, you are on the clock.

[HtownHorn 14762]

[Acropora 856]

 

Sark looking at the potential commits

[conVINCEd 21469]

Mean looking mfer.  I like that.  Hook’em.

[Goodman 3273]

 

 

[Getafix 28773]

 

 

 

 

[Junior Bonner 6288]

[Jabberwocky 1666]

 

[Jabberwocky 1666]

 

[Elmer_Fudd 22313]

Choate!

 

[VirginiaLonghorn 4781]

22 minutes ago, Jabberwocky said:

 

Won’t be long before Samoan D-linemen are lined up around the corner to get it on this …

[Elmer_Fudd 22313]

16 minutes ago, cdain3 said:

Guessing this helps with Tausili Akana?



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Yes please.  He's an EDGE/DE right?

[conVINCEd 21469]

18 minutes ago, cdain3 said:

Guessing this helps with Tausili Akana?



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I’m guessing his sister probably helps more.

[Jabberwocky 1666]

 

[lemonandaturd 4285]

Oh Lord, I'm about to bust.  

[Elmer_Fudd 22313]

IDK who this guy is, but he put in a Rivals pick for Lefau about two weeks ago.  Also put one in for Malik Muhammed a couple days ago.

https://n.rivals.com/content/forecaster_profiles/3079211

[Jabberwocky 1666]

48 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Ok it’s been long enough. Where are all the god damn commits? 

Never fails.

[Goodman 3273]

33 minutes ago, Jabberwocky said:

 

That polycountry is going on the playlist.

[Jabberwocky 1666]

 

[Goodman 3273]

2 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

IDK who this guy is, but he put in a Rivals pick for Lefau about two weeks ago.  Also put one in for Malik Muhammed a couple days ago.

https://n.rivals.com/content/forecaster_profiles/3079211

Think he's been on the tube's Fanatic pod.

[NorLa Horns 1458]

57 minutes ago, OnAComputer said:

Last thing I’ll say about this… notice the dimes

You laughing cus ya boy EJ Hollnad losing his job? Lol

[The Beast 585]

42 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Incoming Choate Hawaii jokes. 

This is going to cause all the ones on here that wanted Choate fired some real problems.

[UTEE97 3522]

With the 10th pick of the 2023 recruiting class, Steve Sarkisian and the Texas Longhorns select Anthony Hill, linebacker from Denton, Texas.

[Harvdog 2300]

Hawaiian LB…PK made his living at Boise and UW with them. Extremely gruntled. 

[LOHorn 277]

49 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

I need that jacket. Where can I find that? 

That jacket rules. They sell something similar for women, but not in the script. 

[Jabberwocky 1666]

 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20471]

Jeff Choate is a MONSTER recruiter!

[cdain3 3454]

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[OB3 3629]

 

[Radical Larry 28660]

Nm

[westexhorn 2020]

27 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

IDK who this guy is, but he put in a Rivals pick for Lefau about two weeks ago.  Also put one in for Malik Muhammed a couple days ago.

https://n.rivals.com/content/forecaster_profiles/3079211

Birdsup.com (is that UTSA?)

[Hiphopopotamos 20876]

Are we all posting CB/RPM’s from yesterday, now?

[Longhornlove 4874]

1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

I want my Shirt. I guess I can have my wife make it.

Edited June 25, 2022 by Longhornlove

[cafe society 2872]

5 minutes ago, westexhorn said:

Birdsup.com (is that UTSA?)

Yep

[General Specific 3267]

what’s with the dimes?  are there 35 of them?

Excuse me kind sir, but I was specifically told to not worry about the numbers!

Besides, I was told there would be no mafs!

[Tex-19 2872]

Gerry has been dropping some pretty high confidence CBs lately - Cook, Gulette, Stroh, Baxter. Is that normal for him?

Baxter and Cook also got Fongs I believe. Which is strange on Baxter since he’s at A&M this weekend

[Atticus 3984]

15 minutes ago, Jabberwocky said:

 

Sanders looks huge next to Hill and Jordan.

[canadianhorn21 963]

 

[RaysBoomBoomRoom 5742]

So we are still looking at three silents since Friday that have yet to announce. Is that right?

[RabidM 2668]

I'm in genuine shock that sending Choate out to Hawaii actually worked.  I'm just kind of staring at my screen right now.   Jr HUDL:

https://www.hudl.com/video/3/13004200/61a88ba97bd418054c50b595

He plays a lot of TE, but defense is clearly his highest upside.  He can really move and seems to have a reasonable feel for playing in space.  I don't see why he's barely a 4 star.

Also, Pickering has some strong twitter game.

Edited June 25, 2022 by RabidM

[HtownHorn 14762]

7 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

Gerry has been dropping some pretty high confidence CBs lately - Cook, Gulette, Stroh, Baxter. Is that normal for him?

Baxter and Cook also got Fongs I believe. Which is strange on Baxter since he’s at A&M this weekend

Both Gerry and Fong dropped their balls before Baxter's aggy visit.

[TommyGufano 6021]

6 minutes ago, Atticus said:

Sanders looks huge next to Hill and Jordan.

Gonna guess Jordan is in the neighborhood of 200 lbs; anyone know if Hill's father was about to add weight in college?

[WBT 20652]

Does this count as Polynesian ties?

[Dennis Taylor 18853]

8 hours ago, Red Five said:

But we can sure as shit do it here. Johntay?