Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

[Zhorn96 1773]

[Radical Larry 28561]

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

Is back to back solid oline classes allowed? 

[MuellerHorn 4228]

6 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Is back to back solid oline classes allowed? 

I don't know, are they?

[Bigbend1812 12915]

1 minute ago, MuellerHorn said:

I don't know, are they?

[Junior Bonner 6242]

55 minutes ago, Junior Bonner said:

Look, this is dragging on too long. I’m going to take a nap, maybe watch an episode of Dark Winds. When I come back I want to see commitments. Understand?

You hear me? I’m serious, now. 

I’m back! What’s been going on? Commitments? 

[CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL 1258]

11 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

 

Confuses me for a second every time. 

[Pato del Muerto 52485]

1 minute ago, Junior Bonner said:

I’m back! What’s been going on? Commitments? 

6 stars worth!

[UTEE97 3513]

18 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Is back to back solid oline classes allowed? 

Define solid. Herman had back to back solid classes but they missed the mark on where the glaring needs were. This class needs great edge, LB and WR hauls at a minimum. Then we can call it solid.

Edit: sorry I missed the OL class part. This is certainly a welcome change.

Edited June 26, 2022 by UTEE97

[TommyGufano 6021]

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

6 stars worth!

7

 

3 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

Define solid. Herman had back to back solid classes but they missed the mark on where the glaring needs were. This class needs great edge, LB and WR hauls at a minimum. Then we can call it solid.

OK, but his post was specific to OL and not overall class construciton

[Big Woodrows 4200]

Gerry Hamilton has all but confirmed that 1) Chatman is a silent and is announcing soon, and 2) more commits incoming before EOD

[Bevo 13567]

Just now, Big Woodrows said:

Gerry Hamilton has all but confirmed that 1) Chatman is a silent and is announcing soon, and 2) more commits incoming before EOD

[Sleepygrad 1029]

[Pato del Muerto 52485]

We seem to be trending away from video making and each commit gets their own time and space. 

[Sgt Hulk 13713]

[Gut Wagon 8065]

31 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

On Cojoe I noticed aggy was one of his early offers as well.  Were they going after him much?

Not if he commits to us. 

[Hornius Emeritus 12450]

1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

That must have been a hell of a steak.

III Forks DOES make a damn good steak.

Also, I think that Wilson might actually be the best WR in the state.

[Snake Diggity 4619]

Who do we not get from this list:

Baxter

Cook

Toviano

Muhammad

Matthews

Williams

Brooks

Pilot

Chatman

Cojoe

Hill

Gulette

Vasek

Shelby

Hicks

[Radical Larry 28561]

[Laga4 1270]

27 minutes ago, Junior Bonner said:

I’m back! What’s been going on? Commitments? 

Go take another nap,  it's working. 

[Hornius Emeritus 12450]

1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

 

That's it. I just added him to the calculator.

[RaysBoomBoomRoom 5742]

 

[Kanly 548]

∆

 

Edited June 26, 2022 by Kanly

[Codaxx 5727]

45 minutes ago, Zhorn96 said:

So that is what CTJ looks like 

[TommyGufano 6021]

15 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

III Forks DOES make a damn good steak.

Also, I think that Wilson might actually be the best WR in the state.

it'll be pretty cool if you're right

Edited June 26, 2022 by TommyGufano

[Junior Bonner 6242]

7 minutes ago, Laga4 said:

Go take another nap,  it's working. 

Well, it’s a tough job, but somebody has to do it… 

[Jabberwocky 1666]

 

[runthebone 7967]

Well, the day is young, let's keep going.

[PapiShark 114]

 

Edited June 26, 2022 by PapiShark

[Cooterhorn 162]

[Radical Larry 28561]

[Vertigo 20276]

There it is

[Elmer_Fudd 22203]

Standish says Cojoe is an EE and will still be 16 when he arrives.

[EE2B 1565]

Just now, Elmer_Fudd said:

Standish says Cojoe is an EE and will still be 16 when he arrives.

He and Ojomo will be the same age? 

[Redmen62 126]

1 minute ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Standish says Cojoe is an EE and will still be 16 when he arrives.

Huh, only a year older than Ojomo will be by then. 

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

Just now, EE2B said:

 

 

Just now, Redmen62 said:

Huh, only a year older than Ojomo will be by then. 

 

Just now, EE2B said:

He and Ojomo will be the same age? 

Red man's was funnier 

[Red Five 40845]

He's #150 in Texas in the composite. What's going on there?

[texifornia 56864]

Went to New Bern for the weekend. Came back to this. Looks like I'm hitting the Inner Banks every weekend from now on.

[CowtownHorn 5126]

[UTEE97 3513]

1 minute ago, Red Five said:

He's #150 in Texas in the composite. What's going on there?

Trust the corches until the next hires. 

[texifornia 56864]

Just now, UTEE97 said:

Trust the corches until the next hires. 

Who shit in your Cheerios this weekend? Jesus, you're grumpy.

[Atticus 3973]

2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

He's #150 in Texas in the composite. What's going on there?

6'6 330, with solid feet. Flood is a size queen.

The running game is the foundation of Sark's offense.

[SimkinsMan 4386]

2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

He's #150 in Texas in the composite. What's going on there?

He's a development project. Super young for his classification. Could become a kick ass guard in 3-4 years. Maybe our staff just sucks, IDK. But given last year's OL class and that they pushed for him amidst Arch Madness, I'll allow it.

[HtownHorn 14668]

1 minute ago, Red Five said:

He's #150 in Texas in the composite. What's going on there?

A whole lot of projection. As mentioned, he will be 16 when he arrives on campus in Jan. No one should be worried about takes anymore, the NCAA is doing away with the 25 man counters. If Cojoe doesn't work out, he will be processed in 2 to 3 years. Sarkisian has shown he cares little for your feels, if you can't play you will be recruited over.

[BornAndRaised 12281]

3 minutes ago, Red Five said:

He's #150 in Texas in the composite. What's going on there?

Can't coach size

[Red Five 40845]

Just now, Atticus said:

6'6 330, with solid feet. Flood is a size queen.

And he's 16 years old. That ranking seems to be about 100 or so spots too low. 

[Duane Moore 5237]

11 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Standish says Cojoe is an EE and will still be 16 when he arrives.

Doogie Howser, O.L.

[D3zii 3675]

[UDontKnow 10439]

Nahlin trying to reinvent himself by dropping wisdom.

 

 

[UTEE97 3513]

5 hours ago, texifornia said:

Who shit in your Cheerios this weekend? Jesus, you're grumpy.

 

Edited June 27, 2022 by UTEE97