Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

[satyanash 14629]

1 hour ago, cdain3 said:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9-dNmpEzaRQ

I've heard about ten different pronunciations of 'Nahlin' at this point.

[Junior Bonner 6289]

Nvmd. Already posted. Like hours ago…

Edited June 27, 2022 by Junior Bonner

[BurntOrange&White 40007]

10 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Sounds like you’d be up for a 40 yard dash comp against Luke if someone can get him to a Surly happy hour? 

More like edward 40 hands.....I'll leave the 40 yard dash to CTJ

[speed817 19463]

3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

With dream class scenario:

[WBT 20666]

significant digits talk not going away

[Bevo 13600]

11 minutes ago, satyanash said:

I've heard about ten different pronunciations of 'Nahlin' at this point.

It is pronounced like, I've been Nahlin your mom.

[Jebus 1330]

 

6 minutes ago, Bevo said:

It is pronounced like, I've been Nahlin your mom.

Whose mom are you nollin?

[Hornlover 8830]

9 minutes ago, Bevo said:

It is pronounced like, I've been Nahlin your mom.

So pronounced, "not in". Got it. 

[futureman 22544]

21 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

With dream class scenario:

 

[Speedway 152]

speed817,

If you are going to "swing for the fences" then add Javien Toviano, Jalen Brown, Duce Robinson, and Zalance Heard.

Also, you left out Trevor Goosby as he has already committed.

Edited June 27, 2022 by Speedway

[MH BEVO 1265]

24 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

With dream class scenario:

Based on recent posts… Hicks is the only one not trending in a good way?

[D3zii 3722]

29 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

In related news, Loompah has committed to A&M.

[D3zii 3722]

29 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

In related news, Loompah has committed to A&M.

[BornAndRaised 12312]

 

Another one?

[MoJames 8254]

1 hour ago, Hookem2147 said:

No need to kick a dude when he's down. The guy is 7 months removed from a torn ACL. I'm surprised he's even running at full speed at this point. 

He's also the best football player to be spawned from his mother.

[Vertigo 20332]

1 minute ago, MoJames said:

He's also the best football player to be spawned from his mother.

[Bigbend1812 12929]

1 hour ago, ousux said:

Ran out of eligibility more than 2k years ago leaving the sorry lot listed above. Their attempts at parting the sea for our running backs result in mixed success at best.

I hear help is on the way

Plus he can't hit a curveball. 

[EZ$ 2105]

40 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

With dream class scenario:

If we ain’t beating aggy’s greatest class ever, then just shut it down…

[Fug 541]

Just noticed, but anyone know why arch isn’t competing in Elite 11?

[RaysBoomBoomRoom 5742]

It’s time 

 

[Hiphopopotamos 20888]

2 minutes ago, Fug said:

Just noticed, but anyone know why arch isn’t competing in Elite 11?

He doesn't do camps.  He's also spending this week at the MPA.

[speed817 19463]

9 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

If we ain’t beating aggy’s greatest class ever, then just shut it down…

This doesn't account for the BOMC bump after they commit.

[ShowmeyourTDs 1141]

4 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Then by all means, show your math. 

I'm not sure I can think of an athlete at the collegiate level, at least at UT that has gained SIXTY pounds of muscle. MAYBE Brian Orakpo, and as well all know that motherfucker's transformation was startling and I can't remember seeing a second case like it, ever. I'm sure it's happened, but lets not pretend that Brian Orakpo type transformations are typical or common. Fuck, I don't even think they qualify as RARE. 

But by all means, show your work, sir. 

[RaysBoomBoomRoom 5742]

👀👀👀👀

 

[TankedBevo 2485]

AGAIN!

[Hank_Hill 18894]

9 minutes ago, Fug said:

Just noticed, but anyone know why arch isn’t competing in Elite 11?

Because he doesn’t want the world to discover his 2 star arm /aggy 

[RaysBoomBoomRoom 5742]

Walton is in
https://twitter.com/cantstopbill__/status/1541518021449097218?s=21&t=-9oGYYaRpGzR863LxKlaKA

 

Edited June 27, 2022 by RaysBoomBoomRoom

[FloridaHorn 4769]

Just now, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

https://twitter.com/cantstopbill__/status/1541518021449097218?s=21&t=-9oGYYaRpGzR863LxKlaKA

Is that a commitment video?

[Hiphopopotamos 20888]

Apparently not a commit video?

 

[Codaxx 5842]

1 hour ago, futureman said:

maybe he is. ford is a good athlete. not that crazy. 

I’ll take Overshown, Worthy, and Keilan Robinson in a 40 and you get Ford, JWhitt and Rojo. I don’t think you would want to put much on your team per race 

[texifornia 57096]

No writer announcing it as a commit yet...

[Lonestar88 4700]

Nowhere in the video does that say committed, and he didn’t tweet out committed or anything either. It might be about to happen, but that wasn’t it.

[Poe It Up 126]

Hudson Standish just said it’s not a commitment.

[Vito Andolini 9132]

It’s just a visit video, but weird for an Okie State commit to type, “two words. Hook‘Em.”

[Hiphopopotamos 20888]

Its the Official Visit video they've been doing for recruits this year.  He may be about to commit - but this aint it.

[Getafix 28794]

Sigh.

[Wishbone 4782]

3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

No writer announcing it as a commit yet...

He needs to decommit from okie lite first, eh?

[futureman 22544]

4 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

I’ll take Overshown, Worthy, and Keilan Robinson in a 40 and you get Ford, JWhitt and Rojo. I don’t think you would want to put much on your team per race 

I can show you empirical evidence that indicates you are wrong. 

[Hiphopopotamos 20888]

Just now, Vito Andolini said:

It’s just a visit video, but weird for an Okie State commit to type, “two words. Hook‘Em.”

That was his quote to one of the IT guys when they asked about his visit. "Two words - Hook'em"

[RaysBoomBoomRoom 5742]

My bad I got got. We are all waiting and then I saw that get retweeted from Wells. Sorry for the blue balls gentlemen.

[The Deuce 1094]

5 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Then by all means, show your math. 

I'm not sure I can think of an athlete at the collegiate level, at least at UT that has gained SIXTY pounds of muscle. MAYBE Brian Orakpo, and as well all know that motherfucker's transformation was startling and I can't remember seeing a second case like it, ever. I'm sure it's happened, but lets not pretend that Brian Orakpo type transformations are typical or common. Fuck, I don't even think they qualify as RARE. 

But by all means, show your work, sir. 

[thepop 4409]

did 2 of yall really create commitment threads based on a player tweeting hookem?

[Hiphopopotamos 20888]

Just now, The Deuce said:

That was all-natural.  Just juices and berries.

[futureman 22544]

1 minute ago, The Deuce said:

ha damn never seen that. crazy shit. 

[Wishbone 4782]

Where is Wiscy’s S&C coach from those days now?

[SydneyCarton 48169]

4 minutes ago, The Deuce said:

Are you claiming that very popular picture on the internet isn't a picture of JJ Watt well after he was a professional football player for many years? You know, pretty sure those weights in the background say "Texans" on them. And if you ARE claiming that, are you also claiming that transformations like that are commonplace?

 

Totes the same. 

[IDIOTsavant 8502]

2 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Where is Wiscy’s S&C coach from those days now?

Michigan

[CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL 1268]

8 minutes ago, The Deuce said:

That is 58.7462 lbs of muscle, so the point stands.

[horngrad03 1150]

6 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

That was all-natural.  Just juices and berries.

[BurntOrange&White 40007]