Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

[RaysBoomBoomRoom 5742]

Holy shit

 

[BornAndRaised 12283]

 

[Hank_Hill 18807]

17 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

I think it is just top end speed, but when they hit it is not known. There must be some value to it. I just wondering what it is, because the guys at the top of positions are clearly not the fastest players. 

Based on….other numbers? 

[westexhorn 2018]

Oh man... i dont think im ready for a Derek Williams commitment.  That would be fantastic.

[T-dog 202]

1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

Based on….other numbers? 

Did you check.the.tape?

[thepop 4409]

Def Williams

[Hornlover 8830]

Maybe the domino tweet from yesterday was a Derek and the Dominoes reference?

[mrhorn 1383]

[Wishbone 4761]

Just now, westexhorn said:

Oh man... i dont think im ready for a Derek Williams commitment.  That would be fantastic.

I’ll hold your place in the “ready” line. LFG!

[RaysBoomBoomRoom 5742]

It’s a big one for sure

 

[Thiefery 4995]

[RaysBoomBoomRoom 5742]

Multiple?

 

[Getafix 28622]

1 minute ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

It’s a big one for sure

 

That's what ... 

 

[Codaxx 5740]

4 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Based on….other numbers? 

I would bet a lot of money Rojo isn’t the fastest RB. Same with Ford at LB and JWhitt at WR. 

[Chuckie Finster 22694]

[JBJ 3654]

25 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

I think it is just top end speed, but when they hit it is not known. There must be some value to it. I just wondering what it is, because the guys at the top of positions are clearly not the fastest players. 

It is just top end speed. 

It's a poor measure of what people think of as speed (acceleration)

It's a good measure of conditioning.  The science is this: everyone has a speed they can run and their cardio system keeps pace just fine.  A running speed if you will.  Everyone can tap into their reserves and accelerate past this speed for brief periods of time, a sprinting speed.  Max speed is largely a factor of how much action your cardio can keep pace with plus how much total power you can generate from reserves before you start to slow down.

Edited June 27, 2022 by JBJ

[RaysBoomBoomRoom 5742]

Just now, Chuckie Finster said:

 

Let’s goooooooooooooooooo

[Radical Larry 28621]

Holy shit

[Wishbone 4761]

Kabloooey!

[mrhorn 1383]

LFG !!!!

[BornAndRaised 12283]

We have 2 of the top 3 players in Louisiana committed... thats incredible..

[Mitch Cumsteen 18549]

So much for the 3 star brigade. 

[Hiphopopotamos 20875]

Holy shit!  LFG!  All Gas bitches!  Fuck 'dem Brakes!

[RabidM 2668]

Oh, that's a big one.  Huge win!

[Rickylovesweed 14317]

1 minute ago, BornAndRaised said:

We have 2 of the top 3 players in Louisiana committed... thats incredible..

Brian Kelly was a gift to Texas. 

[canadianhorn21 963]

Thanks for whiffing on Tony Mitchell there Ags! Helped us a bunch.

[victory88 5668]

Let’s fucking go! Better hop on the Arch train before spots run out even though numbers don’t matter. LETS FUCKING GO!

[Lonestar88 4664]

Welp, for all of you star-humpers out there bitching about 3-stars, this one is a 5.

[Hank Kingsley 20942]

[Auto Driller 2505]

For the first time in a long time, it feels like we’re recruiting the type of players necessary to compete at the highest level.

[T-dog 202]

Alright i got my monkey, we got some 5 stars - guess i’ll only need strippers now

[D3zii 3680]

THATS WTF IM TALKING ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!!! 
 

[Rickylovesweed 14317]

Just now, T-dog said:

Alright i got my monkey, we got some 5 stars - guess i’ll only need strippers now

South Austin's mom is cheap. 

[RaysBoomBoomRoom 5742]

More

 

[Hiphopopotamos 20875]

This moves Texas up to 3rd in recruit rankings.

[CashMcCoy 3199]

Never really paid attention to this recruitment til this weekend since I figured he was Bama bound. Already one of my favorites in the class. What a get.

[thepop 4409]

2 minutes ago, Auto Driller said:

For the first time in a long time, it feels like we’re recruiting the type of players necessary to compete at the highest level.

-Me seeing 2018 class

Jk im excited too

[RabidM 2668]

Jr. HUDL:

https://www.hudl.com/video/3/13240568/61bcaa22578df208f4ec63fc

That's a fantastic looking athlete.

[RaysBoomBoomRoom 5742]

 

[conVINCEd 21469]

We’re gonna need to toss Kelly a bone from time to time so he can keep his job.

[Reynolds Woodcock 4740]

1 minute ago, thepop said:

-Me seeing 2018 class

Jk im excited too

-90% of poster during the first two years of Strong and first two years of Herman (and probably first two years of Mack reset).

I too am excited.

[Rickylovesweed 14317]

Just now, conVINCEd said:

We’re gonna need to toss Kelly a bone from time to time so he can keep his job.

Please 

 

[Wishbone 4761]

Just now, conVINCEd said:

We’re gonna need to toss Kelly a bone from time to time so he can keep his job.

Fuck that. No bones, no quarter.

[RaysBoomBoomRoom 5742]

 

[BornAndRaised 12283]

 

[Happy Gilmore 1001]

1 minute ago, conVINCEd said:

We’re gonna need to toss Kelly a bone from time to time so he can keep his job.

I think having the opportunity of smacking Jimbo and Aggie around is a big enough bone. Win-win for both of us. Ogre was doing a decent job but he just shit all over his bone...

[40acredropout 2902]

Who we thinking is next?

[CowtownHorn 5126]

2 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

 

Sark to Jimbo

[conVINCEd 21469]

Just now, Wishbone said:

Fuck that. No bones, no quarter.

If he’s gonna recruit like this I’m in favor of him coaching at LSU for as long as possible.

[Lonestar88 4664]

I’m gonna go into withdrawal when these commitments finally stop.