Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

[Radical Larry 28658]

[conVINCEd 21469]

Just now, Lonestar88 said:

I’m gonna go into withdrawal when these commitments finally stop.

I had the shakes late this afternoon.

[Wishbone 4763]

1 minute ago, conVINCEd said:

If he’s gonna recruit like this I’m in favor of him coaching at LSU for as long as possible.

I hear ya, but that goes for his replacement as well. And errybody else

[MichaelDicksonFanClub 2904]

How many commits are we getting today?

[Eggo 3985]

2 minutes ago, Lonestar88 said:

I’m gonna go into withdrawal when these commitments finally stop.

What if I told you the commitments will never stop? 

[RaysBoomBoomRoom 5742]

Elite players attract elite players. This class is going nuclear 

[RGBIII 22840]

Williams is a massive get. I believe Cook or the SOC kid is next

[Post Oak 20256]

If you watch Bobby Bs YouTube channel Gerry was hinting about this one yesterday.  Just along the lines, Bama is filling up.  Williams liked Texas already it makes sense.  

[Big Woodrows 4200]

[BornAndRaised 12306]

 we about to get our 2nd 5star tonight? (cook)

[totallynotabuttpirate 5400]

5 minutes ago, Eggo said:

What if I told you the commitments will never stop? 

How will the chaffing ever heal? 

[dcar00 14321]

12 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Please 

 

he's gonna need to do some more work on that accent..

[D3zii 3708]

Just now, BornAndRaised said:

 we about to get our 2nd 5star tonight? (cook)

That might be Walton but if not 👀

[Pato del Muerto 52553]

So arch started a Twitter account just to recruit?

[40acredropout 2902]

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

So arch started a Twitter account just to recruit?

Recruit zeta pussy

[Nope 3121]

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

So arch started a Twitter account just to recruit?

Meeting the moment, get used to it

[Hiphopopotamos 20876]

Gerry was just asked if they were done for the night. 
 

‘Hell no’

[T-shirt Sip 2107]

29 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

 

[BornAndRaised 12306]

What was the word on Deal btw. I think CTJ said we were the only school ok with him playing DL. Are we leading there?

[Post Oak 20256]

1 minute ago, 40acredropout said:

Recruit zeta pussy

He's not gonna have to recruit one bit.  

[BornAndRaised 12306]

this is why I was asking about Deal btw

[Focht Up 631]

So Sark is recruiting better than Dumbo ( a SITTING nc coach)?  That is unpossible.

[Sgt Hulk 13818]

Gentlemen.  It’s time to start thinking.  Errrrbody 

[CowtownHorn 5126]

1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Gerry was just asked if they were done for the night. 
 

‘Hell no’

[SydneyCarton 48145]

Choice, Gilbert trying to say ‘mang, and Harris or whoever doing a Miami vice gif. 
 

Baxter?

[Chopper 17242]

4 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Gerry was just asked if they were done for the night. 
 

‘Hell no’

[C-Man 27246]

18 minutes ago, 40acredropout said:

Who we thinking is next?

I wouldn't rule out Aaron Donald at this point

[Wishbone 4763]

4 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Gerry was just asked if they were done for the night. 
 

‘Hell no’

Quick look at the competition:

[Octavian 1025]

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

Choice, Gilbert trying to say ‘mang, and Harris or whoever doing a Miami vice gif. 
 

Baxter?

Baxter fresh off an A&M visit would be sick. 

[T-shirt Sip 2107]

#1 & #3 in La.  Fuck it, let’s get #2 as well. 
 

https://247sports.com/Player/Shelton-Sampson-Jr-46103431/

[Getafix 28725]

 

Just FYI - with our next commit, we might move past the point total for our 2020 class ... 

 

[Nope 3121]

3 minutes ago, C-Man said:

I wouldn't rule out Aaron Donald at this point

Check the portal, he got an extra year due to COVID

[FloridaHorn 4769]

3 minutes ago, C-Man said:

I wouldn't rule out Aaron Donald at this point

I don’t know if he is a take at this point.

[Dr. Teeth 5845]

Like the opposite of our pets heads are falling off. They are growing two?

[dcar00 14321]

2 minutes ago, C-Man said:

I wouldn't rule out Aaron Donald at this point

ha.  I was just about to say "Parsons is on commit watch."

[Ricky's one-hitter 9120]

24 minutes ago, canadianhorn21 said:

Thanks for whiffing on Tony Mitchell there Ags! Helped us a bunch.

Side note. An unintended, but terribly fun advantage of dark mode is when people forget something, go google it, ctrl+c, nav back and ctrl+v (rc, paste as plain text you fucking animals!!!$$!!$), then finish their thought. 
 

“Thanks for whiffing on…

…aw shit what was that guys name…new tab, “bama football class 2022” enter…scroll…click…scroll…highlight…ctrl+c…other tab…ctrl+v

…Tony Mitchell there ags! Helped us a bunch. 
 

/scene

[dcar00 14321]

1 minute ago, FloridaHorn said:

I don’t know if he is a take at this point.

depends on the numbers..do we have room?

[Bigbend1812 12927]

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

Horns down; pass.

 

Stank

[Eggo 3985]

9 minutes ago, C-Man said:

I wouldn't rule out Aaron Donald at this point

I'd rather not get my hopes up on another Pitt transfer. 

[BigOrange1 6462]

cook would put us at #1.

[OnAComputer 1405]

Cautiously optimistic about DB recruiting. This is a great second step. Feeling good about Matthews. Toviano and Muhammad are going to be guys who sway with the wind, but as long as they stay in it they have a chance.

Edited June 27, 2022 by OnAComputer

[D3zii 3708]

[Thiefery 5016]

1 minute ago, OnAComputer said:

Cautiously optimistic about DB recruiting. This is a great second step. Toviano and Muhammad are going to be guys who sway with the wind, but as long as they stay in it they have a chance.

nice for you to finally get on the positive train, satya jr

[BornAndRaised 12306]

2 minutes ago, OnAComputer said:

Cautiously optimistic about DB recruiting. This is a great second step. Feeling good about Matthews. Toviano and Muhammad are going to be guys who sway with the wind, but as long as they stay in it they have a chance.

wonder if its MHP, Muhammad or Toviano. Lot of defensive references

[Codaxx 5819]

1 minute ago, Thiefery said:

nice for you to finally get on the positive train, satya jr

Someone should check on satya. I am not sure his heart can handle all the positive news

[Hozey11 24]

3 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

wonder if its MHP, Muhammad or Toviano. Lot of defensive references

[dcar00 14321]

Gideon is doing work.  I think Patterson is helping here as well.

[SydneyCarton 48145]

7 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

wonder if its MHP, Muhammad or Toviano. Lot of defensive references

Let’s assume it’s the 5 star that he pulled 30 minutes ago…

[billfromlaketravis 11521]

Kelly’s QB recruiting/room management has always been poor, so I’ll excuse him for Holstein. Arch was never go to play for his family’s arch rival. 
 

But LSU losing a 5 star safety to Texas should be an alarming bellweather to LSU fans. 

[Mitch Cumsteen 18550]

Just now, billfromlaketravis said:

But LSU losing a 5 star safety to Texas should be an alarming bellweather to LSU fans. 

I don't see anything alarming about Kelly.