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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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I know it feels like cool shit is happening, but Surly needs to gear all the fucking way up. Big big things coming. Let’s.Fucking.Go!

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i know they keep track and everyone wants to have a good record of predictions, but putting in a high confidence level crystal ball and having the guy commit 30 minutes later doesn't make you carnac the magnificent.  it's called a crystal ball not a premature leak.  jesus with these "reporters".

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39 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

Now this is the Arch effect I have been waiting for. Glad to see out of state studs are paying attention to what Sark is building. It's time Texas threw its weight around like the #1 college athletics brand we are.

go fuck yourself, bitch. 

37 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

FWIW - Nahlin was asked about possibility of #1 class and he said unlikely.  Expects the OL, DL, and Edge ratings will likely be too low to get Texas a #1 class.

Ah well, if we’re just weak on the lines of scrimmage, then no big deal. 

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Come on, Braylan. Commit on these hittas!

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i know they keep track and everyone wants to have a good record of predictions, but putting in a high confidence level crystal ball and having the guy commit 30 minutes later doesn't make you carnac the magnificent.  it's called a crystal ball not a premature leak.  jesus with these "reporters".

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21 hours ago, Bevo said:

That's how one of my football friends broke the rim at my house. I'm still pissed as the backboard was a PIA to replace. Don't hang on the rim if you are over 300 pounds motherfucker.

I do it all the time.......Of course, it's while I am trying to break my fall while falling off the roof.

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go fuck yourself, bitch. 

Ah well, if we’re just weak on the lines of scrimmage, then no big deal. 

Come on, Braylan. Commit on these hittas!

This is you? 😂 Why are you such an angry elf? A lot of people, including our resident industry analyst felt the same way about our project takes but you chose to go neg bomb me. Seems like you hang around here waiting for this opportunity.

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9 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

WTF Suchomel?  You're not supposed to say that shit out loud.

He’s allowed since Orangebloods doesn’t do original reporting and just lurks on Surly for content to publish.  
 

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2 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

This is you? 😂 Why are you such an angry elf? A lot of people, including our resident industry analyst felt the same way about our project takes but you chose to go neg bomb me. Seems like you hang around here waiting for this opportunity.

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You found the profile of a random guy on twitter with the same name (a fake name from Parks and Rec) who explicitly says he's a Richmond Spiders fan on twitter and came on here to dunk on this Burt. You really are a fucking weirdo, no wonder everyone has you on ignore.

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1 minute ago, Teryor said:

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You found the profile of a random guy on twitter with the same name (a fake name from Parks and Rec) who explicitly says he's a Richmond Spiders fan on twitter and came on here to dunk on this Burt. You really are a fucking weirdo, no wonder everyone has you on ignore.

 

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6 minutes ago, Teryor said:

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You found the profile of a random guy on twitter with the same name (a fake name from Parks and Rec) who explicitly says he's a Richmond Spiders fan on twitter and came on here to dunk on this Burt. You really are a fucking weirdo, no wonder everyone has you on ignore.

He liked my Arch related tweet, that's how i found him. 

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This is you? 😂 Why are you such an angry elf? A lot of people, including our resident industry analyst felt the same way about our project takes but you chose to go neg bomb me. Seems like you hang around here waiting for this opportunity.

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4 minutes ago, Teryor said:

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You found the profile of a random guy on twitter with the same name (a fake name from Parks and Rec) who explicitly says he's a Richmond Spiders fan on twitter and came on here to dunk on this Burt. You really are a fucking weirdo, no wonder everyone has you on ignore.

Macklin, you son of a bitch.

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