Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

[Hiphopopotamos 20876]

We got more Choate?

[BurntOrange&White 39934]

[salonghorn 204]

1 minute ago, Moderator said:

Well  Herman Cain is happy I am happy.

Herman Cain is dead

[totallynotabuttpirate 5400]

Holy fuck that's hilarious 

[Real Papi 1003]

[Eggo 3978]

Just now, salonghorn said:

Herman Cain is dead

You should definitely take this opportunity to tell us all about it. 

[Vertigo 20298]

2 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

We got more Choate?

Gullette?

[Mason Ramsey 3387]

Here, take the cropped version

[texifornia 57033]

 

[Burt Macklin 19038]

36 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

This is you? 😂 Why are you such an angry elf? A lot of people, including our resident industry analyst felt the same way about our project takes but you chose to go neg bomb me. Seems like you hang around here waiting for this opportunity.

Well fuck. I’ve been doxxed. I thought I had covered all my tracks. 
 

Don’t steal my invention ok? I’m going through product testing now, and I plan to retire off the FrockeStraw in the next couple years. 

[Mikey4 2476]

Just now, texifornia said:

 

Do you even Sark After Dark, bro?

[Laxtonto 12090]

1 minute ago, Burt Macklin said:

Well fuck. I’ve been doxxed. I thought I had covered all my tracks. 
 

Don’t steal my invention ok? I’m going through product testing now, and I plan to retire off the FrockeStraw in the next couple years. 

 

[Poe It Up 126]

Just now, salonghorn said:

Herman Cain is dead

[salonghorn 204]

6 minutes ago, Eggo said:

You should definitely take this opportunity to tell us all about it. 

You stop breathing. 

[HenryJames 66135]

[Duane Moore 5248]

7 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

Wise beyond his years 

[TotallyLegit 3053]

13 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Roach and Anwar choosing to go on vacation right before the dead period was some incredible foresight.

[gmr548 16590]

11 minutes ago, Moderator said:

Well  Herman Cain is happy I am happy.

Two years behind?

I don't want to spoil any plot twists coming, but you probably want to skip watching the 2020 and 2021 OU games when they come around.

Also, bet Kansas money line @ Texas in 2021.

[Moderator 98]

Just now, gmr548 said:

Two years behind?

I don't want to spoil any plot twists coming, but you probably want to skip watching the 2020 and 2021 OU games when they come around.

Also, bet Kansas money line @ Texas in 2021.

I just like to imagine him smiling down on all of us cooking up an amazing Godfather's pizza.  

[Herbie Hancock 7369]

 

Pass. I played in what was referred to as “the little swc” aka district 3-5A and even I can recognize that these kids are soft, big fish in a small pond. Highly doubt he’s the next Eric Winston

[closetohumping 17455]

4 surfboards.  Baxter wears numero 4?

 

[Pato del Muerto 52535]

6 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

Difficult to believe that is Bruce willis

[RGBIII 22840]

Well so much for Hill

[BornAndRaised 12301]

Just now, RGBIII said:

Well so much for Hill

This fat fuck cant keep his mouth shut huh

[ATXbronco 4084]

15 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

I’m going through product testing now, and I plan to retire off the FrockeStraw in the next couple years. 

You mean, the StrawBurt

[Longhornlove 4837]

3 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:

Pass. I played in what was referred to as “the little swc” aka district 3-5A and even I can recognize that these kids are soft, big fish in a small pond. Highly doubt he’s the next Eric Winston

Since none of them play tight end in High School it is obvious none of them will be the next Eric Winston.

[conVINCEd 21469]

5 minutes ago, Moderator said:

I just like to imagine him smiling down on all of us cooking up an amazing Godfather's pizza.  

I like to imagine he’s in a really warm place and not smiling at all.

[Laxtonto 12090]

Just now, RGBIII said:

Well so much for Hill

[Mikey4 2476]

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

Well so much for Hill

I missed his commitment

[Laxtonto 12090]

1 minute ago, BornAndRaised said:

This fat fuck cant keep his mouth shut huh

[XForce 218]

17 minutes ago, NoName said:

So incredibly dumb to not wait like three days.

Imagine one of the busiest times of your business year and taking a week vacation. I put that on their bosses. 

[Bevo 13590]

Just now, RGBIII said:

Well so much for Hill

That would be nice especially after all the mean things I said and plan to say about Choate last year, this offseason, and this football season.

[Pato del Muerto 52535]

1 minute ago, ATXbronco said:

You mean, the StrawBurt

Strawket tee

[Rickylovesweed 14533]

I thought something had happened while I was away but just learned Herman Cain is still alive. 

[westexhorn 2020]

He is fucking guessing i bet.  He better not fuck shit up again.

[Longhornlove 4837]

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

Well so much for Hill

[SydneyCarton 48134]

#WhyNot

he doesn’t know shit. 

[salonghorn 204]

8 minutes ago, Moderator said:

I just like to imagine him smiling down on all of us cooking up an amazing Godfather's pizza.  

9   9   9

[Vertigo 20298]

1 minute ago, Bevo said:

That would be nice especially after all the mean things I said and plan to say about Choate last year, this offseason, and this football season.

I believe Choate took that opinion… shined it up real nice.. turned that sumbitch sideways, and stuck it straight up your candy ass!

[Bevo 13590]

3 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Well so much for Hill

[Rickylovesweed 14533]

If Hill commits to Texas I will start a gofundme page to send Choate back to Hawaii. 

He found jesus or something there. 

[Pato del Muerto 52535]

2 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

I thought something had happened while I was away but just learned Herman Cain is still alive. 

If herman Cain is alive, then something HAS happened

[Getafix 28685]

List on commit watch:

- Baxter

- Cook

- Walton

- Harrison-Pilot

- Gullette

- Shelby

- Muhammad

 

Written-off list:

- Hill (just added)

 

[Bodacious Bevo 3587]

Williams gave Suchomel this quote after originally telling him (i.e. right before he left Austin) he was going to wait until the Fall : “A lot of things kind of changed,” Williams said. “I recognized the decision I’d been wanting to make. It felt like right time, knowing Arch (Manning) just committed a few days go. Then with all the other players that just committed from the 23 class coming in.”

Never let someone tell you momentum in recruiting isn't real

[Herbie Hancock 7369]

Since none of them play tight end in High School it is obvious none of them will be the next Eric Winston.

I wasn’t referring to position played or projected but to the fact that it’s been since Eric fucking Winston that someone from west Texas lived up to the hype

[Laxtonto 12090]

1 minute ago, Getafix said:

List on commit watch:

- Baxter

- Cook

- Walton

- Harrison-Pilot

- Gullette

- Shelby

- Muhammad

 

Written-off list:

- Hill (just added)

 

 

[Redneck Mutha 8007]

2 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

Williams gave Suchomel this quote after originally telling him (i.e. right before he left Austin) he was going to wait until the Fall : “A lot of things kind of changed,” Williams said. “I recognized the decision I’d been wanting to make. It felt like right time, knowing Arch (Manning) just committed a few days go. Then with all the other players that just committed from the 23 class coming in.”

Never let someone tell you momentum in recruiting isn't real

[Mikey4 2476]

1 minute ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

Williams gave Suchomel this quote after originally telling him (i.e. right before he left Austin) he was going to wait until the Fall : “A lot of things kind of changed,” Williams said. “I recognized the decision I’d been wanting to make. It felt like right time, knowing Arch (Manning) just committed a few days go. Then with all the other players that just committed from the 23 class coming in.”

Never let someone tell you momentum in recruiting isn't real

I'm glad he inserted "(Manning)" into that quote. Otherwise, I'd have no idea who he was talking about when he said "Arch just committed a few days ago."

[GreenspointTexas 9662]

2 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Looking back, that GIF is funny as shit

[jeevsie 3737]

Look, I’m sorry. I just have to be more selective with my rep. I can’t risk not having any left if Hill commits. Or Cook. Or Baxter. Dammit, raise the rep limit, o benevolent one!

Edited June 28, 2022 by jeevsie
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