Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

[Nope 3,121]

Is On3 pronounced ONE THREE or ON THREE?

[Longhornlove 4,837]

8 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

So, I'm reading this wrong?
Looks to me like he's ranked #3?
https://www.on3.com/db/rankings/consensus-player/football/2023/?position=rb

Young, Dick is #1?

[Pato del Muerto 52,535]

25 minutes ago, thepop said:

Yes. Not that there's much of a difference between a high 3 star and low 4 star.

You serious?  There might be a 0.0200 difference!

[maninblack 7,974]

nvmd. answered

Edited June 28, 2022 by maninblack

[Mason Ramsey 3,387]

3 minutes ago, Nope said:

Is On3 pronounced ONE THREE or ON THREE?

Take a lap

[Texasrocks 2,149]

3 minutes ago, Nope said:

Is On3 pronounced ONE THREE or ON THREE?

It's pronounced, "Baxter." He's both one and three.

[Hank_Hill 18,893]

30 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

That is the one reason I would like him in the class, you just cant go out and just find 10.1 100 speed. Might not turn into a NFL player, but that is elite speed. You are not going to find that speed in the portal.  Keep in mind  I am a self-professed whore for elite speed and this kid is one of the fastest in the class. 

Idk those are just numbers. I’d bet good money that Overshown is faster.

[Hank_Hill 18,893]

33 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

 

Edited June 28, 2022 by Hank_Hill
Dp

[nycHorn 3,038]

[nycHorn 3,038]

[Hank_Hill 18,893]

32 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

Edited June 28, 2022 by Hank_Hill
Dp

[Octavian 1,025]

Just now, nycHorn said:

 

I hate this from the staff. Just keep blue balling us you bastards.

[Deej 76,858]

26 minutes ago, stork642 said:

So Plonsky is out shortly.  

She's not already out? 

NTTAWWT...

[Codaxx 5,806]

Just now, Hank_Hill said:

Idk those are just numbers. I’d bet good money that Overshown is faster.

it was stupid the 1st time. No need to do it 3 times. 

[SarksJuggs 1,106]

https://twitter.com/_jayythegreat_/status/1541876024132214784?s=21&t=Yz914aooI48fIUr-4yXS6g

[Jabberwocky 1,666]

1 minute ago, SarksJuggs said:

https://twitter.com/_jayythegreat_/status/1541876024132214784?s=21&t=Yz914aooI48fIUr-4yXS6g

Just helpin' a brother out.

[Nope 3,121]

Just now, Jabberwocky said:

Just helpin' a brother out.

It’s happening

[Horn117 648]

9 minutes ago, Nope said:

Is On3 pronounced ONE THREE or ON THREE?

Who cares 

[nycHorn 3,038]

[SarksJuggs 1,106]

Lol usually it embeds on its own, oh well 

[Jabberwocky 1,666]

 

[Mikey4 2,476]

In other news, Jimbo just got off the phone with Cook.

[Hank_Hill 18,893]

5 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

it was stupid the 1st time. No need to do it 3 times. 

Nuh uh you’re stupid

[Sgt. Slaughter 2,841]

21 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

So, I'm reading this wrong?
Looks to me like he's ranked #3?
https://www.on3.com/db/rankings/consensus-player/football/2023/?position=rb

[texifornia 57,033]

Just now, Mikey4 said:

In other news, Jimbo just got off the phone with Cook.

He already cut aggy. Think Lanning or Harbaugh.

[Octavian 1,025]

Just now, Mikey4 said:

In other news, Jimbo just got off the phone with Cook.

“What do you mean Evan told you we only throw him screen passes at practice? I let him block all the time!”

[Hornius Emeritus 12,479]

6 minutes ago, Octavian said:

I hate this from the staff. Just keep blue balling us you bastards.

Doesn't Banks realize we have 1,000 pages to get to?  That's not going to happen if we have the class wrapped up before August.

[LTtxfan 49,320]

4 minutes ago, Jabberwocky said:

 

Next reply to Johntay... 🤘

 

[Rickylovesweed 14,533]

Just now, Hornius Emeritus said:

Doesn't Banks realize we have 1,000 pages to get to?  That's not going to happen if we have the class wrapped up before August.

He has a monkey to help us get there. 

[texifornia 57,033]

Just now, LTtxfan said:

Next reply to Johntay... 🤘

 

[CowtownHorn 5,126]

6 minutes ago, Jabberwocky said:

Just helpin' a brother out.

[mannewers 551]

12 minutes ago, Octavian said:

I hate this from the staff. Just keep blue balling us you bastards.

[cafe society 2,872]

5 hours ago, TankedBevo said:

The DT issue is why the scuttlebutt around Hicks needs to become a reality. I'm not holding my breath though, and also DT's generally don't want rolls as space eaters 

I thought space eaters were the role of a roll.

[Bigbend1812 12,928]

14 minutes ago, nycHorn said:

 

 

 

[Pato del Muerto 52,535]

46 minutes ago, Jabberwocky said:

Just helpin' a brother out.

He is now prepared to cash on that 3 night stay for $199 with a free round of golf (voted one of the top 10 courses in Sarasota!) for attending a sales seminar.  It’s a valuable lesson. 

Edited June 28, 2022 by Pato del Muerto

[Hornius Emeritus 12,479]

5 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

He has a monkey to help us get there. 

Very true. Plus I know that @Horn Under a Bad Sign has 200 pages of chicken fried steak talk ready to go.

[Tex-19 2,872]

Three more? Who could that even be? I guess the likely one still left are Cook and Gullette. Maybe Muhammad, Hill, or Shelby?

[RaysBoomBoomRoom 5,742]

Big fish

 

[RaysBoomBoomRoom 5,742]

 

[Octavian 1,025]

2 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

Three more? Who could that even be? I guess the likely one still left are Cook and Gullette. Maybe Muhammad, Hill, or Shelby?

I think Baxter, Cook, and Muhammad

Baxter pushed his commitment date but given Choice’s tweet about a bear (aka Baxter the bear) and 247 flubbing the commit pic, I think he’s a silent.

Cook for obvious reasons.

Muhammad just a guess.

[Wishbone 4,763]

16 minutes ago, texifornia said:

He already cut aggy. Think Lanning or Harbaugh.

Think both.

[mannewers 551]

3 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

Big fish

 

[Chuckie Finster 22,702]

I'm not convinced it means three more.  He did a post with eyes + hook'em, then eyes + hook'em x2, and now x3.  May just be cumulative.

(This is a very stupid conversation.)

[salonghorn 204]

12 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

Very true. Plus I know that @Horn Under a Bad Sign has 200 pages of chicken fried steak talk ready to go.

And the brisket pics are ready

[RaysBoomBoomRoom 5,742]

https://247sports.com/player/miles-mcvay-46080187/

[Hornlover 8,830]

4 hours ago, futureman said:

respectfully, I disagree.  the manning family is larger than life and their influence is nationwide. 

[Hiphopopotamos 20,876]

1 minute ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

https://247sports.com/player/miles-mcvay-46080187/

I guess we aren't done on the OL.  6'6" 360 pounds out of East St Louis.  Lets get it done.

Edited June 28, 2022 by Hiphopopotamos

[Pato del Muerto 52,535]

Just now, Hiphopopotamos said:

I guess we aren't done on the OL.  6'6" 350 pounds out of East St Louis.  Lets get it done.

Raised by his mama’s people 

[OnAComputer 1,405]

30 minutes ago, nycHorn said:

 

What an interesting way to find out I'm blocked.

[LTtxfan 49,320]

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