Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

[UDontKnow 10445]

1 minute ago, OnAComputer said:

What an interesting way to find out I'm blocked.

You try to kidnap the monkey or get too handsy on a lapdance?

[henrygandorf 29191]

25 minutes ago, Mikey4 said:

In other news, Jimbo just got off the phone with Cook.

[Nope 3114]

7 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

https://247sports.com/player/miles-mcvay-46080187/

That is a large person 

[closetojumping 62738]

7 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

https://247sports.com/player/miles-mcvay-46080187/

Ha. Thank the aggies for this one. They have him thinking about playing in Texas already, then Manning commits, so, shit, why not DM with the staff and see if they'd be interested in having him visit?

[4th and 5 4914]

  

5 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

You try to kidnap the monkey or get too handsy on a lapdance?

 

 

I thought the monkey was the one who got handsy

Edited June 28, 2022 by 4th and 5

[LTtxfan 49194]

Siap... 

 

[Laxtonto 12080]

24 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

 

 

[ClubWhatever 12144]

I want to live in a world where there’s a 6’6 358 black kid from East St Louis named Miles McVay.  

[RaysBoomBoomRoom 5742]

https://twitter.com/texcrystal_ball/status/1541886269550198786?s=21&t=0i3HDmhD3L0tvUse7bQc7Q

 

Edited June 28, 2022 by RaysBoomBoomRoom

[Hank_Hill 18807]

4 minutes ago, 4th and 5 said:

I thought the monkey was the one who got handsy

Doesn’t count as handsy if it’s with your feet….or so I’m told.

[Hiphopopotamos 20875]

12 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

https://247sports.com/player/miles-mcvay-46080187/

Eric says they are trying to bring him in for a late July OV.  McVay has spoken with Arch in the past, but not since Arch committed to Texas.

[UDontKnow 10445]

Another opportunity to laugh at Nahlin. From roughly two hours ago, so it might not be updated.

 

[Ricky's one-hitter 9116]

In a world where we land both McVay and Stroh and they both develop into starters, we're looking at a combined 700 lbs and 13 ft in height across two guard spots. That is fucking enormous.  Better hope Arch grows a couple inches.

[Bigbend1812 12915]

1 minute ago, UDontKnow said:

Another opportunity to laugh at Nahlin. From roughly two hours ago, so it might not be updated.

 

[Deej 76797]

5 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Doesn’t count as handsy if it’s with your feet….or so I’m told.

Feet are just fucked up hands.

[Deej 76797]

3 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

In a world where we land both McVay and Stroh and they both develop into starters, we're looking at a combined 700 lbs and 13 ft in height across two guard spots. That is fucking enormous.  Better hope Arch grows a couple inches.

I've grown a couple of inches since Arch committed. 

[BornAndRaised 12283]

I have to drive to lockhart after work and I swear to God if I miss Malik committing, I will shit a chicken.

[texifornia 56972]

Just now, BornAndRaised said:

I have to drive to lockhart after work and I swear to God if I miss Malik committing, I will shit a chicken.

At least Kreuz can smoke it up for you when you get there.

[Dbeasy 15051]

11 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

I want to live in a world where there’s a 6’6 358 black kid from East St Louis named Miles McVay.  

[IDIOTsavant 8483]

3 minutes ago, Deej said:

I've grown a couple of inches since Arch committed. 

Enough chicken fried steak will do that.

[Bodacious Bevo 3584]

23 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

https://247sports.com/player/miles-mcvay-46080187/

According to his 247 timeline, he's taken OVs to A&M, Michigan State, Oregon, and Arkansas

Has one scheduled for Florida in October. UF isn't doing too hot though so maybe we can snipe it 

[Sandbagging Steve 982]

Errrbody aboard the (Noah's) Arch

[Gut Wagon 8079]

21 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

I guess we aren't done on the OL.  6'6" 360 pounds out of East St Louis.  Lets get it done.

The St. Louis Arch protecting New Orleans Arch needs to happen in Austin.  

[Eggo 3977]

15 minutes ago, 4th and 5 said:

  

 

 

I thought the monkey was the one who got toothy

Fify

[Lou_Sassle 2875]

3 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

I have to drive to lockhart after work and I swear to God if I miss Malik committing, I will shit a chicken.

 

 

Edited June 28, 2022 by Lou_Sassle

[Zhorn96 1773]

5 minutes ago, Deej said:

I've grown a couple of inches since Arch committed. 

and who said they were disappointed by the Arch effect so far?  Also, does that get you to average or are we still talking shrinkage

[CowtownHorn 5126]

1 minute ago, Sandbagging Steve said:

Errrbody aboard the (Noah's) Arch

[Deej 76797]

1 minute ago, Zhorn96 said:

and who said they were disappointed by the Arch effect so far?  Also, does that get you to average or are we still talking shrinkage

At a length now that even South Austin's mom is like, "Too beaucoup"....oh, wait, who am I kidding?

[NYBevo 1699]

Sark out here like...

[Horn117 648]

4 minutes ago, Sandbagging Steve said:

Errrbody aboard the (Noah's) Arch

Nope. The effort is appreciated though.

[Rickylovesweed 14317]

1 minute ago, NYBevo said:

Sark out here like...

This is definitely real. 

[mannewers 549]

Ugh, only 2 rep to use? Guess I am gonna have to be more judicious tomorrow.

[BornAndRaised 12283]

7 minutes ago, texifornia said:

At least Kreuz can smoke it up for you when you get there.

I prefer Terry Black's or Chisolm Trail but same concept.

[jeevsie 3734]

3 minutes ago, NYBevo said:

Sark out here like...

[OB3 3627]

1 minute ago, BornAndRaised said:

I prefer Terry Black's or Chisolm Trail but same concept.

Chisholm has went way down. Too expensive for what you get, and it’s not that good

[totallynotabuttpirate 5400]

2 minutes ago, mannewers said:

Ugh, only 2 rep to use? Guess I am gonna have to be more judicious tomorrow.

Don’t be a cheap cunt. Tree fiddy that shit for unlimited rep. 

[BornAndRaised 12283]

2 minutes ago, OB3 said:

Chisholm has went way down. Too expensive for what you get, and it’s not that good

Yes their barbecue is not the best in town but the Mac and cheese taste like my grandma used to make it. Barbecue there is average for sure

[Jamaal.25 587]

11 minutes ago, Lou_Sassle said:

 

 

I see futureman finally released the video

[salonghorn 204]

I thought the monkey was the one doing the lap dance

[NYBevo 1699]

15 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

This is definitely real. 

If it's on the internent, it has to be!

[Laxtonto 12080]

6 minutes ago, salonghorn said:

I thought the monkey was the one doing the lap dance

 

 

[DeweyCox 366]

Very gruntled 

[Codaxx 5740]

58 minutes ago, Nope said:

That is a large person 

I would assume given the momentum and 4 committed OL that Flood will go big game hunting the rest of the way. With Flood that means big mammals 

Edited June 28, 2022 by Codaxx

[The Beast 585]

50 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

In a world where we land both McVay and Stroh and they both develop into starters, we're looking at a combined 700 lbs and 13 ft in height across two guard spots. That is fucking enormous.  Better hope Arch grows a couple inches.

Reminds me of certain other team in the SE.

[Jebus 1308]

56 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

I have to drive to lockhart after work and I swear to God if I miss Malik committing, I will shit a chicken.

You can use it to make chicken fried steak

[Leanderman 2275]

Always been a Blacks BBQ man myself. I am not much for beef ribs, but damn they make some good ones.

[Hozz 1017]

1 minute ago, Leanderman said:

Always been a Blacks BBQ man myself. I am not much for beef ribs, but damn they make some good ones.

The beef rib from HEB True Texas is shockingly good.  Fridays only.  All of it, really, is shockingly good for a grocery storefront.

[Tree Fidy 1174]

You can use it to make chicken fried steak

I thought that was country fried steak.

[Vertigo 20286]

Derp

Edited June 28, 2022 by Vertigo

[Codaxx 5740]

1 hour ago, UDontKnow said:

Another opportunity to laugh at Nahlin. From roughly two hours ago, so it might not be updated.

 

Nahlin with an interesting comment at the end. 

 

”A&M is stacked at DT, until the portal takes its toll”.