Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

[Daichee Bell 2925]

2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

 

I feel y’all, just know that Nahlin’s info is an amalgamation of all the other IT staffers. Gerry is of course the goat, wells and cook are great and frankly Bobby Burton is one of the best things that has happened to Texas football for reasons that may never be appreciated properly

 

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

31 minutes ago, Deej said:

Just don't expect your Burnt Ends cup promptly. 

@RGBIII @immamac

[UDontKnow 10445]

I was told the Burnt Ends cup looks sorta some thing like this

 

[Elmer_Fudd 22223]

33 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

247 ranking is a lot lower than composite.

Also, here's his hudl

https://www.hudl.com/video/3/12865385/6192a468ab9d73007c12a195

[Goodman 3273]

30 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

 

I feel y’all, just know that Nahlin’s info is an amalgamation of all the other IT staffers. Gerry is of course the goat, wells and cook are great and frankly Bobby Burton is one of the best things that has happened to Texas football for reasons that may never be appreciated properly

I'm hoping this recession will cause a 995 consolidation where Bobby and Gerry are joined by Hudson and Roach is their intern. Paul W. remains as a contribuitor discussing football only, his workout & other sport opinion rights get taken away. The bimbo remains as producer as long as she keeps the tits showing. 

[HtownHorn 14682]

35 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

 

I feel y’all, just know that Nahlin’s info is an amalgamation of all the other IT staffers. Gerry is of course the goat, wells and cook are great and frankly Bobby Burton is one of the best things that has happened to Texas football for reasons that may never be appreciated properly

No one at IT is worse than Ian Boyd, but Joe Cook is close. Wells, Nahlin, Gerry, and the godfather are fine.

[Ricky's one-hitter 9114]

Just now, HtownHorn said:

No one at IT is worse than Ian Boyd, but Joe Cook is close. Wells, Nahlin, Gerry, and the godfather are fine.

Joe is a copywriter 

[texifornia 56961]

2 minutes ago, Goodman said:

I'm hoping this recession will cause a 995 consolidation where Bobby and Gerry are joined by Hudson and Roach is their intern. Paul W. remains as a contribuitor discussing football only, his workout & other sport opinion rights get taken away. The bimbo remains as producer as long as she keeps the tits showing. 

All Roach wants to do is be Stepp's buddy at DCTF. Dude has virtually zero interest in football between TXHSFB and the Buffalo Bills.

[totallynotabuttpirate 5400]

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Damn it man, charge your phone. 

[D3zii 3680]

 

👀

[RGBIII 22840]

59 minutes ago, Deej said:

Just don't expect your Burnt Ends cup promptly. 

 

27 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

@RGBIII @immamac

@immamac Has them now and they ain’t my problem lol also we should probably podcast and do that whole dinner thing…saving UT footballs NIL program may have gotten in the way I guess, I’m ready to do hood rat shit with my friends

[D3zii 3680]

2 minutes ago, D3zii said:

 

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[CowtownHorn 5126]

16 minutes ago, D3zii said:

 

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Edited June 30, 2022 by CowtownHorn

[Goodman 3273]

[RaysBoomBoomRoom 5742]

 

[WinningIsHard 4031]

11 minutes ago, D3zii said:

 

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[Octavian 1025]

14 minutes ago, D3zii said:

 

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[Pato del Muerto 52498]

3 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

 

 

 

2 commits at the same time.

 

 

[Bevo 13577]

I assume MM?

Edited June 30, 2022 by Bevo

[Bodacious Bevo 3584]

[TotallyLegit 3053]

9 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

 

[Junior Bonner 6249]

18 minutes ago, D3zii said:

 

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Well, damn. Putting on a cup of coffee. 

[Foosters 17856]

Feels like we're on the precipice to a big year guys 

[D3zii 3680]

Hmm maybe Malik and Pilot 

[HtownHorn 14682]

Nahlin said it wasn't Gullette.

[Lonestar88 4664]

30 minutes ago, D3zii said:

 

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Not gonna lie, I don’t really understand Banks’ numbering system. 

[Chili dog 1787]

So is the number of Hook’em emoji’s symbolic of the number of silent commits? 

[Octavian 1025]

1 minute ago, Chili dog said:

So is the number of Hook’em emoji’s symbolic of the number of silent commits? 

I think so - not sure if some of them have already announced though

[texifornia 56961]

3 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Feels like we're on the precipice to a big year guys 

Don't you fucking dare

[williemackgarza 1826]

Fully enchubbened. Like vy level stiffness.

[Mason Ramsey 3373]

[Hiphopopotamos 20873]

Rest up boys, sounds like we’ve got an early morning tomorrow. 
 

Remember to hydrate. 

[Chili dog 1787]

2 minutes ago, Octavian said:

I think so - not sure if some of them have already announced though

Kinda reads like, “Be on the lookout for four.” Seems like we’re waiting on at least that many. I really can’t keep up anymore. Not if I expect to be employed next week. 

[HtownHorn 14682]

🤘- Williams

🤘 🤘 - Walton

🤘 🤘 🤘 - Cook

🤘 🤘 🤘 🤘 - ????

[texifornia 56961]

2 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Rest up boys, sounds like we’ve got an early morning tomorrow. 
 

Remember to hydrate. 

I am currently "hydrating" so that should be fine, right?

[Bodacious Bevo 3584]

Pretty sure Banks is just tweeting out every time a prospect decides to announce

x1 Hook Em - 6/27 3:01PM - Derek Williams Jr commits at 5:51PM

x2 Hook Em - 6/27 6:04PM - Billy Walton III commits at 2:01PM the next day

x3 Hook Em - 6/28 3:06PM - Johntay Cook commits at 12:50PM the next day

x4 Hook Em - 6/29 10:00PM - ???

[Junior Bonner 6249]

3 minutes ago, Chili dog said:

Kinda reads like, “Be on the lookout for four.” Seems like we’re waiting on at least that many. I really can’t keep up anymore. Not if I expect to be employed next week. 

I just started a new position. I’m in my second week. I’m thinking they won’t fire me this early in my tenure. Right? 

[Sandbagging Steve 982]

28 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

 

 

2 commits at the same time.

 

 

[Chili dog 1787]

5 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

Pretty sure Banks is just tweeting out every time a prospect decides to announce

x1 Hook Em - 6/27 3:01PM - Derek Williams Jr commits at 5:51PM

x2 Hook Em - 6/27 6:04PM - Billy Walton III commits at 2:01PM the next day

x3 Hook Em - 6/28 3:06PM - Johntay Cook commits at 12:50PM the next day

x4 Hook Em - 6/29 10:00PM - ???

Thanks for cracking the code. I’m guessing Muhammad tomorrow. 

[speed817 19271]

47 minutes ago, D3zii said:

 

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All gas, no sleep!!!!

[CowtownHorn 5126]

8 minutes ago, texifornia said:

I am currently "hydrating" so that should be fine, right?

[Radical Larry 28618]

16 minutes ago, Mason Ramsey said:

 

 

 

 

[General Specific 3261]

Bitcoin dropping 75% from last fall have anything to do with this? It’s all fine and good as a way to conceal payments until you realize you have Dutch Tulips in your account and not cash. 

[conVINCEd 21469]

Does bourbon hydrate you?  Asking for a friend.

[Hornlover 8830]

1 hour ago, UDontKnow said:

I was told the Burnt Ends cup looks sorta some thing like this

 

The Burnt Ends cup looks more like this, actually:

[Getafix 28620]

30 minutes ago, Lonestar88 said:

Not gonna lie, I don’t really understand Banks’ numbering system. 

 

You think that’s Banks’ numbering system?  Allow me to disabuse you of that notion.

 

[T-shirt Sip 2103]

1 hour ago, D3zii said:

 

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I’m not falling for that shit again. I’m going to bed. Out bitches. 

[6th Street 6403]

So aggy paid the 2022 class in shitcoin that's now worthless? 

[Vito Andolini 9126]

Other than the linemen who wanted to go on the same day to represent unit cohesiveness, they are letting each high profile kid have his own day. I’m betting Gullette Thursday. I’m not expecting anything additional tonight

[Vertigo 20285]

16 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

So aggy paid the 2022 class in shitcoin that's now worthless?