Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

[Hiphopopotamos 20873]

1 minute ago, Duane Moore said:

Who are we after where Oregon is our big competitor now that Johntay is on board? Vasek? Might not look so attractive to him now. Or Cal to MHP. 

Definitely Vasek.

[Codaxx 5739]

1 minute ago, Duane Moore said:

Who are we after where Oregon is our big competitor now that Johntay is on board? Vasek? Might not look so attractive to him now. Or Cal to MHP. 

I wonder how hard the staff is pushing for someone like MHP or GReathouse. Definitely take both players, I just wonder if the staff is happy to let them take their time. 

[tokamak 6430]

1 hour ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Sort of recruiting related:

 

Naturally, I blame Texas.

[The Beast 585]

Just now, tokamak said:

Naturally, I blame Texas.

LHN

[RockyMountainHighHorn 890]

Geez didn’t know Iowa went toe to toe with bama and lost out on the top tackle in the whole class?? A)that’sawesome.gif b)that’s awesome some more C)glad we don’t have to face him, looks like..well, a uh 5 star recruit. 

[Lhorn 4913]

15 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Have another mimosa and grab an eggs benedict. 

Man I’m already on my second serving of cantaloupe 

[RockyMountainHighHorn 890]

The usc news certainly isn’t that surprising. I would have rather it just have been UCLA or them and Utah or something. I do wonder if now there’s going to be some giant S-E-C V BIG10 yelling matched, wait there for sure will be. But I don’t know how much recruiting we plan on doing in California but would have rather them stayed in the pac.

Edited June 30, 2022 by RockyMountainHighHorn

[Mdhorn 5949]

Guess the remaining Pac and Big 12 could merge into some configuration or other--don't know, don't care.  

Edited June 30, 2022 by Mdhorn

[BurntOrange&White 39933]

The bottomless bloody mary bar is starting to feel a little heavy on the stomach. May have to change it up to Micheladas

[ATexanAbroad 627]

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

The bottomless bloody mary bar is starting to feel a little heavy on the stomach. May have to change it up to Micheladas

Tequila shots or another directors cup for yew!

[Hornius Emeritus 12462]

30 minutes ago, Lonestar88 said:

It’s real life buddy, it’s basically a done deal. 

Can't wait to see beach volleyball in Ann Arbor in early March.

[Mason Ramsey 3373]

An SEC v B10 showdown scheduled in a few years would be dope. A weekend full of big-time matchups like Texas-Michigan, Bama-fOSU, even Aggy can take on Rutgers!

[FloridaHorn 4755]

6 minutes ago, Mason Ramsey said:

An SEC v B10 showdown scheduled in a few years would be dope. A weekend full of big-time matchups like Texas-Michigan, Bama-fOSU, even Aggy can take on Rutgers!

That Vandy v Northwestern game could be decided in overtime by a spelling bee.

[Gut Wagon 8071]

10 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

Can't wait to see beach volleyball in Ann Arbor in early March.

[D3zii 3680]

11 minutes ago, Mason Ramsey said:

An SEC v B10 showdown scheduled in a few years would be dope. A weekend full of big-time matchups like Texas-Michigan, Bama-fOSU, even Aggy can take on Rutgers!

Gaggy will learn real fast how big of a brand they have when they get out against Indiana at 11am kickoff on ESPN 3

[HenryJames 66052]

 

[Junior Bonner 6249]

This whole “Sark Before Brunch” fiasco confirms my strong belief that brunch is for the weak. By that time of day if you want to drink with your meal then man up and drink. Don’t pretty it up with French sauces and champagne. Steak, eggs, whiskey, and beer is fine. 

Now excuse me I have to check in with my rehab counselor and then see the cardiologist… 
 

 

[Red Five 40858]

13 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

3,2,4,1

[joeycovers 391]

1 minute ago, Red Five said:

3,2,4,1

Somebody already numbered them incorrectly

[Dr. Teeth 5844]

10 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

I gave up really early and just hoped it was a decommitment.  

[cochamps 1879]

14 minutes ago, D3zii said:

Gaggy will learn real fast how big of a brand they have when they get out against Indiana at 11am kickoff on ESPN 3

Actually that game is on the Ocho.

[Teryor 4474]

11 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

He's almost definitely already committed to OSU

[salonghorn 204]

6 minutes ago, Junior Bonner said:

This whole “Sark Before Brunch” fiasco confirms my strong belief that brunch is for the weak. By that time of day if you want to drink with your meal then man up and drink. Don’t pretty it up with French sauces and champagne. Steak, eggs, whiskey, and beer is fine. 

Now excuse me I have to check in with my rehab counselor and then see the cardiologist… 
 

 

Are fried potatoes ok?

[Junior Bonner 6249]

4 minutes ago, salonghorn said:

Are fried potatoes ok?

Even better! 

[LebongJames 1811]

[txduck87 985]

I missed my freeway entrance going home from the @USC game and it wasn’t pretty. My options were to drive around the hood a bit looking for another way on, or drive my rental car onto a toll road w/o a toll tag knowing I’d get hit with a $100 fee. I chose the latter. My wife and kids were with me.


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[Harrison Stafford 3335]

5 minutes ago, salonghorn said:

Are fried potatoes ok?

Only if cooked in an air fryer.

[speed817 19272]

Guess my DQ steak finger basket for lunch didn't do shit.....

[ricky queso 96]

1 hour ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Wonder if the remaining Big12 schools that matter decide to collaborate with leftover Pac schools to create new conference.

call it the DustWac

[Bigbend1812 12915]

2 minutes ago, speed817 said:

Guess my DQ steak finger basket for lunch didn't do shit.....

What are you hoping for a 2-star? 

[JOSEYWALES66 1801]

2 minutes ago, speed817 said:

Guess my DQ steak finger basket for lunch didn't do shit.....

Usually takes about 2 hours for DQ to "do shit" for me.

[CowtownHorn 5126]

1 minute ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

Usually takes about 2 hours for DQ to "do shit" for me.

[Deej 76791]

4 hours ago, Mikey4 said:

Man, I bet Jimbo is in total shock from that video. On one day, he thinks he landed the #1 class of all time based on his charm and football prowess; the next day, he learns that his team has been promising cash payments to players on their visits. What a shock that must be for him.

 

[Deej 76791]

17 minutes ago, speed817 said:

Guess my DQ steak finger basket for lunch didn't do shit.....

You skimped and didn't get the 8 piece, did you?

[NorLa Horns 1458]

58 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Whats with the lesbians?

[NorLa Horns 1458]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Man, this shit fucking sucks.

Told you it was the fucking monkey. And due to pending legal dealings , Banks was unable to correct his twitter due to some complicated legal shit. 

[ioueleventybilliondollars 107]

4 hours ago, Bob Lives! said:

I missed my freeway entrance going home from the @USC game and it wasn’t pretty. My options were to drive around the hood a bit looking for another way on, or drive my rental car onto a toll road w/o a toll tag knowing I’d get hit with a $100 fee. I chose the latter. My wife and kids were with me.


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[Jamaal.25 587]

We still have 2 minutes left for brunch in the PDT zone

Edited June 30, 2022 by Jamaal.25

[MichaelDicksonFanClub 2904]

[Dr. Teeth 5844]

#SarkSpanishSiesta 

[CptnJiggleBits 915]

Enough of this lull. Time to get somebody on the line.

[NoName 16351]

1 minute ago, CptnJiggleBits said:

Enough of this lull. Time to get somebody on the line.

[JBJ 3654]

10 minutes ago, Jamaal.25 said:

We still have 2 minutes left for brunch in the PDT zone

Brunch isn't until Sunday.

[MirrOlure 14774]

[Junior Bonner 6249]

[MichaelDicksonFanClub 2904]

Classic 7:30 brunch

[Vertigo 20285]

1 minute ago, MichaelDicksonFanClub said:

Classic 7:30 brunch

I bet aggy is already doing a pre-announcement pre-meltdown meltdown. 

[MirrOlure 14774]

[conVINCEd 21469]

5 minutes ago, MichaelDicksonFanClub said:

Classic 7:30 brunch

Breakfast for dinner.

[Junior Bonner 6249]

5 minutes ago, MichaelDicksonFanClub said:

Classic 7:30 brunch