Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

[Deej 76918]

2 minutes ago, Creasy Bear said:

Hmm I never got any flair…

[Chili dog 1787]

45 minutes ago, Hozz said:

Top school announcements/videos/whatever should be banned.

You should at least lose ranking points. 

[texifornia 57099]

 

[UTEE97 3522]

Someone posted this on FB, so obviously it's reliable.

[Vertigo 20332]

5 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

Someone posted this on FB, so obviously it's reliable.

[Mo Horn 8854]

5 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

Someone posted this on FB, so obviously it's reliable.

He called me before he boarded his plane and said there were actuality 4. I swear that's the truth. Geez, like Choice is going to tell some random person in the airport about upcoming commitments. JFC. 

[UTEE97 3522]

Just now, Mo Horn said:

He called me before he boarded his plane and said there were actuality 4. I swear that's the truth. Geez, like Choice is going to tell some random person in the airport about upcoming commitments. JFC. 

This was his follow up post when someone questioned him.

[EZ$ 2105]

No reason to not believe that. 

[OU Sucks 8915]

Maybe they're names with lots of letters in them.

[Lhorn 4960]

1 hour ago, FloridaHorn said:

Just like real life, brunch was fucking overrated.

“It's not quite breakfast, it's not quite lunch, but it comes with a slice of canteloupe at the end. You don't get completely what you would at breakfast, but you get a good meal.”

Edited July 1, 2022 by Lhorn

[Radical Larry 28662]

Was he paged at the airport?

[BurntOrange&White 40008]

Will airport guy join the ranks of craps table milf and port a potty girl 

[Harvdog 2300]

Chris used to bang tons of chicks in Niagara Falls back in the day

[Pato del Muerto 52598]

Level 1 source tells me to expect 10 to 15 commits over the next 180 days.  I trust this person implicitly. 

[Henry Hill 3156]

9 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

He called me before he boarded his plane and said there were actuality 4. I swear that's the truth. Geez, like Choice is going to tell some random person in the airport about upcoming commitments. JFC. 

Took a dump next to him at the airport and he was singing “I Got 5 On It.”

So pretty much official we’re getting errbody. Also, fuck OU.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13119]

Just spoke to South Austin’s mom, scolded me and said to get back in line.

[Octavian 1025]

6 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Level 1 source tells me to expect 10 to 15 commits over the next 180 days.  I trust this person implicitly. 

I don’t think implicit means what you think it does

[HtownHorn 14779]

14 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

This was his follow up post when someone questioned him.

Now I know this is bullshit, because any real Texas fan would have said, "Ok, cool Hook'Em!'

[ClubWhatever 12158]

Brunch is unsold stock from Friday and Saturday night.  

[Knighthawk 284]

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

Now I know this is bullshit, because any real Texas fan would have said, "Ok, cool Hook'Em!'

Probably one of the few great artifacts from the Herman era.   Ok cool Hook’em.  

[UTEE97 3522]

5 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Now I know this is bullshit, because any real Texas fan would have said, "Ok, cool Hook'Em!'

I thought it was BS after reading his first post, but I find the second post a little more convincing. According to his profile, he is from Austin and follows recruiting. I don't recall him posting info like this before. I am willing to give him the benefit of the doubt.

[Wizlon 257]

Chad Simmons prediction for Sydir Mitchell to the good guys.

[Fug 541]

Anyone know if any prospects have been wearing Texas shirts to school lately?

[Revolution512 1495]

7 minutes ago, Knighthawk said:

Probably one of the few great artifacts from the Herman era.   Ok cool Hook’em.  

Was it though?

[irishtexan 11522]

Are we gonna go a whole fucking day without a blue-chip commitment? What is this bullshit?

[Beau Vine 54428]

8 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

I thought it was BS after reading his first post, but I find the second post a little more convincing. According to his profile, he is from Austin and follows recruiting. I don't recall him posting info like this before. I am willing to give him the benefit of the doubt.

[Mo Horn 8854]

7 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

I thought it was BS after reading his first post, but I find the second post a little more convincing. According to his profile, he is from Austin and follows recruiting. I don't recall him posting info like this before. I am willing to give him the benefit of the doubt.

Cool. BTW, I have a great investment deal and I promise you'll more than double your money. I just need 25K from you. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22316]

Georgia Rivals mod just changed his pick on Mitchell to Texas.

[UTEE97 3522]

Just now, Mo Horn said:

Cool. BTW, I have a great investment deal and I promise you'll more than double your money. I just need 25K from you. 

Send the pitch deck to my assistant. 

[ClubWhatever 12158]

Just now, Elmer_Fudd said:

Georgia Rivals mod just changed his pick on Mitchell to Texas.

whoa

[texifornia 57099]

1 minute ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Georgia Rivals mod just changed his pick on Mitchell to Texas.

Tumescent

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

12 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

 

 

 

[Rickylovesweed 14541]

Muhammad, Gullette, and now Mitchell? 

The aggy megathread is about to be popping. 

[HtownHorn 14779]

4 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Georgia Rivals mod just changed his pick on Mitchell to Texas.

[Elmer_Fudd 22316]

[HtownHorn 14779]

[RaysBoomBoomRoom 5742]

We just need one good season to finally get out of purgatory. All I ask for is 8 wins!! Please! 

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

1 hour ago, FloridaHorn said:

Just like real life, brunch was fucking overrated.

Some of my angriest moments in life have been waiting for a table at some trendy brunch place, starving and hungover as shit.

[SarksJuggs 1106]

[HenryJames 66171]

6 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

[Lonestar88 4700]

Well, some type of news has clearly leaked out to the recruiting sites, all 3 of them have started talking up Sydir Mitchell to Texas at damn near the exact same time. 

[BornAndRaised 12312]

3 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

We just need one good season to finally get out of purgatory. All I ask for is 8 wins!! Please! 

No kidding. just a glimpse.. please god

[Rickylovesweed 14541]

2 minutes ago, Lonestar88 said:

Well, some type of news has clearly leaked out to the recruiting sites, all 3 of them have started talking up Sydir Mitchell to Texas at damn near the exact same time. 

It was Facebook Chris. 

 

[Valmy77 13273]

4 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

We just need one good season to finally get out of purgatory. All I ask for is 8 wins!! Please! 

Nothing less than a trip to the Big 12 title game can qualify as a good season.

[Thiefery 5017]

This is crazy..  a week and a half ago, not many of us really thought Mitchell was in play, neither for Hill or even Muhammad..  Now look..

[HtownHorn 14779]

Just now, Thiefery said:

This is crazy..  a week and a half ago, not many of us really thought Mitchell was in play, neither for Hill or even Muhammad..  Now look..

#Archmadness

[Jabberwocky 1666]

 

[BornAndRaised 12312]

 

[Rickylovesweed 14541]

Suchomel is not very good at hiding Mitchell is committing this weekend. 

[BornAndRaised 12312]

 

 

 

Edited July 1, 2022 by BornAndRaised