Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

[conVINCEd 21469]

6 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Kind of a bummer on Pettaway. We'll be fine, but it's going to hard to hate that kid while he's at OU. 

I’ll hate him rather easily.

[billfromlaketravis 11479]

I still hope we get Terrance Green. CFISD games at the Berry Center are first class. Please give me a reason to drive up there. 

[South Austin 52504]

2 hours ago, TotallyLegit said:

I once masturbated to Candice Bergen, and my mom walked in on me and told me I was no longer a Catholic, so this hits close to home for me

Candy, Candy, Candy, I can’t let you go.

[Pato del Muerto 52498]

15 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Candy, Candy, Candy, I can’t let you go.

[BornAndRaised 12283]

https://247sports.com/player/samu-taumanupepe-46114144/

[tokamak 6430]

4 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

https://247sports.com/player/samu-taumanupepe-46114144/

That’s an interesting turn of events

[Post Oak 20213]

1 minute ago, tokamak said:

That’s an interesting turn of events

If numbers aren't an issue.  Get 2 biguns.  I worry about our ability to hang on to a NJ kid.

[Hiphopopotamos 20873]

1 minute ago, tokamak said:

That’s an interesting turn of events

Told to delete because we have no interest - or because we're keeping him warm in the event DT recruiting cools down?

[BornAndRaised 12283]

2 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Told to delete because we have no interest - or because we're keeping him warm in the event DT recruiting cools down?

I'm honestly not sure. It seems it came from a random tweeting at Johntay?..
 

 

[Junior Bonner 6249]

Why y’all posting recruiting news on the sandy-vagina, thin-skinned, Bergen-masturbation thread? 

Edited July 1, 2022 by Junior Bonner

[TexasGary 833]

10 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Told to delete because we have no interest - or because we're keeping him warm in the event DT recruiting cools down?

This is from February

 

[LebongJames 1811]

1 hour ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Kind of a bummer on Pettaway. We'll be fine, but it's going to hard to hate that kid while he's at OU. 

Why would it be hard to hate a Sooner? Because he’s from Houston?

[Chopper 17235]

3 hours ago, South Austin said:

Is he saying Arch seems like he sucks?

No he was basically saying Arch needs to fly to a camp where Brandon Huffman's at if he wants a fair 247 rating out of Brandon Huffman.

[HenryJames 66052]

54 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Candy, Candy, Candy, I can’t let you go.

[tokamak 6430]

22 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Told to delete because we have no interest - or because we're keeping him warm in the event DT recruiting cools down?

Didn’t even realize it was deleted when I originally posted. Tweets show up weird on my phone sometimes. 

[RomaVicta 29907]

3 hours ago, Fletch said:

Jimbo Didn’t Call would be a good recruiting board name 

Or Jimbo Backed Off.

[Beau Vine 54230]

1 hour ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Kind of a bummer on Pettaway. We'll be fine, but it's going to hard to hate that kid while he's at OU. 

 

[Beau Vine 54230]

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

Candy, Candy, Candy, I can’t let you go.

[futureman 22462]

40 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

I worry about our ability to hang on to a NJ kid.

for fuck’s sake, dude, we haven’t even gotten him yet. 

[gmr548 16580]

This place is got damn awful right now. 

It’s been literal days without a blue chip commit. Sark should be fired for cause.

[MichaelDicksonFanClub 2904]

4 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

It’s been literal days without a blue chip commit. Sark should be fired for cause.

Is this what being an OU fan feels like?

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13091]

7 minutes ago, MichaelDicksonFanClub said:

Is this what being an OU fan feels like?

I’ll let you know when we beat Kansas.

[RGBIII 22840]

Sydir Mitchell is supposed to commit Sunday evening, this board may collapse in on itself like a dying star well before then 

[Marshall_Lucky 624]

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

 

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Sydir Mitchell is supposed to commit Sunday evening, this board may collapse in on itself like a dying star well before then 

[Pato del Muerto 52498]

6 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Sydir Mitchell is supposed to commit Sunday evening, this board may collapse in on itself like a dying star well before then 

Or if he picks Georgia after a new package from Georgia comes through tomorrow 

 

Edited July 2, 2022 by Pato del Muerto

[D3zii 3680]

1 minute ago, Marshall_Lucky said:

 

everyone in that video 

 

 

 

[RaysBoomBoomRoom 5742]

 

[ATXbronco 4065]

[futureman 22462]

is that flood’s wife?

[OU Sucks 8820]

14 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

There's a reason his name is Flood

[Wishbone 4760]

17 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Bewbs and sweat about the same level.

[Knighthawk 284]

7 hours ago, LCHorn said:

I’m no guru but I think Brooks is the best of the lot.  Bear in mind we have senior film on him so it’s a little unfair as a comparison.  

You know I was super high on Terrance brooks based on what I saw when he was in high school.   But didn’t he completely whiff on a couple weak arm tackles in the spring game?   Like he was afraid of the contact?  Maybe I saw it wrong …

[victory88 5668]

1 minute ago, Knighthawk said:

You know I was super high on Terrance brooks based on what I saw when he was in high school.   But didn’t he completely whiff on a couple weak arm tackles in the spring game?   Like he was afraid of the contact?  Maybe I saw it wrong …

In all fairness, I probably wouldn’t want to be trucked by RoJo either…

[LCHorn 2620]

7 minutes ago, Knighthawk said:

You know I was super high on Terrance brooks based on what I saw when he was in high school.   But didn’t he completely whiff on a couple weak arm tackles in the spring game?   Like he was afraid of the contact?  Maybe I saw it wrong …

I didn't watch the spring game but even if I had I wouldn't exaggerate it's importance. 

[Serak The Preparer 3431]

30 minutes ago, futureman said:

is that flood’s wife?

No, Chatman's mom.

[ClubWhatever 12144]

11 minutes ago, Knighthawk said:

You know I was super high on Terrance brooks based on what I saw when he was in high school.   But didn’t he completely whiff on a couple weak arm tackles in the spring game?   Like he was afraid of the contact?  Maybe I saw it wrong …

He’s like 17 years old and 175 lbs.  he got run over by a 225 lb grown ass man.  

[GreenspointTexas 9602]

47 minutes ago, Marshall_Lucky said:

 

Beat me to it

[RollLeft 5045]

2 hours ago, Reese Bennett said:

Candice is OK but she's no Cybill.

Yeah, if you're into East TX boxface! 

[QuesoEspecial 255]

6 hours ago, Henry Hill said:

I despise aggy so this also hits close to home.

Saw a fat old dude at the Paramus NJ mall today walking with grandpa new balances/‘exercising’ with a Bergen Catholic Football just means more shirt on today so it hit close to home for me

[Nope 3114]

55 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

 

Who’s the Drayton looking guy?

[Viper 12109]

7 minutes ago, Nope said:

Who’s the Drayton looking guy?

Kind of looks like his dad. Must have smoked a lot as a kid

[Getafix 28620]

16 minutes ago, Nope said:

Who’s the Drayton looking guy?

 

That's golfclap.  

 

[Foggy Notion 1202]

Chatman family in this tweet. 

[futureman 22462]

so who’s the woman and white kid in the other photo ?

[Nope 3114]

11 minutes ago, Viper said:

Kind of looks like his dad. Must have smoked a lot as a kid

Turns out that’s actually Coach Pickering, never seen him before now

[Mr. Mojo Risin' 2205]

1 minute ago, futureman said:

so who’s the woman and white kid in the other photo ?

South Austin's mom and half brother

[futureman 22462]

2 minutes ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

South Austin's mom and half brother

his mom is way more used up than that old broad. 

[jinx 2635]

49 minutes ago, QuesoEspecial said:

Saw a fat old dude at the Paramus NJ mall today walking with grandpa new balances/‘exercising’ with a Bergen Catholic Football just means more shirt on today so it hit close to home for me

ND to SEC confirmed 

[Nope 3114]

37 minutes ago, futureman said:

so who’s the woman and white kid in the other photo ?

Lady is Flood’s wife, so maybe the kid is his son and they’re at his house?