Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

[mvlonghorns 285]

4 minutes ago, tokamak said:

Have we ever figured out what the fuck this means?

He adds an extra hook 'em and tweets it again whenever we get another silent who decides they are going public. Last time he tweeted it was probably for Sydir.

[westexhorn 2017]

5 minutes ago, tokamak said:

Have we ever figured out what the fuck this means?

It's simple.  The 4th hookem was for Sydir.  The 5th one indicates another silent lined up to commit. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22214]

2 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

Banks just retweeted Malik Muhammad’s top 3 tweet 

👀

His 247 page has Banks as his primary recruiter.

[BurntOrange&White 39931]

19 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

 

Oh shit

[Elmer_Fudd 22214]

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

Oh shit

About 20 minutes or so after the Mitchell commitment looks like.

[UTEE97 3518]

Malik Muhammad is probably the next to come home to his "crib." If we beat Bama this year, Lord have mercy on Aggy's recruiting class.

Edited July 4, 2022 by UTEE97

[Pato del Muerto 52489]

9 minutes ago, westexhorn said:

It's simple.  The 4th hookem was for Sydir.  The 5th one indicates another silent lined up to commit. 

I had thought it was for silents and the number could go up or down as new silents were added and others go public. 
 

butnt hasn’t adjusted downward yet, so maybe you are right. 
 

if so, is there a correlating public commit soon after he tweets a tally, so that we can keep track?  

[Junior Bonner 6248]

JFC, I am tired of all these fucking codes and eyeballs and squids and hookems and Xs and bullshit! I mean, what the hell are we supposed to do get us some fucking code book and code ring to decode everything? I mean is this the fucking zodiac killer with these fucking cyphers? Or even worse some stupid fucking club like the Masons or something?

Buncha fucking National Treasure serial killer bullshit.

Edited July 4, 2022 by Junior Bonner

[BornAndRaised 12281]

Just now, Junior Bonner said:

JFC, I am tired of all these fucking codes and eyeballs and squids and hookems and Xs  and bullshit, I mean, what the hell are we supposed to do get us some fucking code book and code ring to decode everything. I mean is this the fucking zodiac killer with these fucking cyphers? Or even worse some stupid fucking club like the Masons or something?

Buncha fucking National Treasure serial killer bullshit.

You're right, they should just tweet directly at the recruit and say "WELCOME TO TEXAS SYDIR MITCHELL." Why are you bitching about following recruiting?

[TrashMaster G 17551]

1 hour ago, Dbeasy said:

This can be easily explained. Jimbo has purposely backed off all Mitchell’s. 

Backed off all Mitchell's what?

[Eggo 3977]

We're all getting laid! 

[Jersey Man10 3528]

JFC, I am tired of all these fucking codes and eyeballs and squids and hookems and Xs and bullshit! I mean, what the hell are we supposed to do get us some fucking code book and code ring to decode everything? I mean is this the fucking zodiac killer with these fucking cyphers? Or even worse some stupid fucking club like the Masons or something?
Buncha fucking National Treasure serial killer bullshit.

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

[Junior Bonner 6248]

6 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

You're right, they should just tweet directly at the recruit and say "WELCOME TO TEXAS SYDIR MITCHELL." Why are you bitching about following recruiting?

Fuck you. Do you even Surly? I pay my tree fiddy and my burnt end  so I can bitch all I want you cypher-loving zodiac killer masonic goober.

Plus I'm bitching about the fucking puzzle, wordle, sudoku bullshit not the fucking recruiting. Can't you fucking read?

Edited July 4, 2022 by Junior Bonner
more cursing

[Lone Star Horn 2016]

3 minutes ago, Junior Bonner said:

Fuck you. Do you even Surly? I pay my tree fiddy and my burnt end  so I can bitch all I want you cypher-lovering zodiac killer masonic goober.

Plus I'm bitching about the fucking puzzle, wordle, sudoku bullshit not the fucking recruiting. Can't you fucking read?

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

On 6/30/2022 at 6:48 PM, Mitch Hedberg said:

Bada Bing! Big commit this weekend on defense. 

When I posted this on Thursday, I was told there would be two defensive commits this weekend but Mitchell was the only name I was given. Don’t know who or if Monday constitutes the holiday weekend but I haven’t heard anything since. I assume another is incoming.
Is that $9.95 worthy? 😐

[horngrad03 1148]

43 minutes ago, Zhorn96 said:

Was he from New Jersey?

Yes. Franklin Lakes, NJ.

[Nope 3114]

1 hour ago, Bevo said:

Who was the last professional wrestler that we've had on our team?

Buck Major 

[The Dog 44020]

 

[CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL 1259]

I, for one, am tired of all the monkeying around by Banks. Wish his tweets were more straightforward. I’m ready to go bananas and celebrate some more recruiting wins 

[Mitch Cumsteen 18547]

1 hour ago, Bevo said:

Who was the last professional wrestler that we've had on our team?

[Schulz2.0 28951]

28 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Oh shit

[Mr. Mojo Risin' 2205]

20 minutes ago, Junior Bonner said:

Fuck you. Do you even Surly? I pay my tree fiddy and my burnt end  so I can bitch all I want you cypher-loving zodiac killer masonic goober.

Plus I'm bitching about the fucking puzzle, wordle, sudoku bullshit not the fucking recruiting. Can't you fucking read?

You do realize the coaches cannot directly mention recruits until they sign the dotted line, right?

Get smarter or quitcha bitchin'

Edited July 4, 2022 by Mr. Mojo Risin'

[Bevo 13576]

35 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

If we beat Bama this year, Lord have mercy on Aggy's recruiting class.

[mannewers 549]

31 minutes ago, Eggo said:

We're all getting laid! 

[TankedBevo 2482]

36 minutes ago, Junior Bonner said:

JFC, I am tired of all these fucking codes and eyeballs and squids and hookems and Xs and bullshit! I mean, what the hell are we supposed to do get us some fucking code book and code ring to decode everything? I mean is this the fucking zodiac killer with these fucking cyphers? Or even worse some stupid fucking club like the Masons or something?

Buncha fucking National Treasure serial killer bullshit.

 

[HtownHorn 14677]

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Mitchell is going to be doubled team nearly all the time and any other DL recruit has to be liking the idea of not having to face a double team knowing they'll have a 350 lb. monster lined up next to them.

Especially a certain MLB from the Denton area or DL from the Katy area.

[Post Oak 20210]

If I was Sark, I would start recruiting AZ hard.

[Vito Andolini 9126]

12 minutes ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

You do realize the coaches cannot directly mention recruits until they sign the dotted line, right?

Get smarter or quitcha bitchin'

Junior makes funny posts and was doing an intentional over-the-top rant. 

[HtownHorn 14677]

1 hour ago, Bevo said:

Who was the last professional wrestler that we've had on our team?

Bobby Duncam Jr. actually, played for Texas. But the Undetaker and Mark Henry are big fans of the program.

[CowtownHorn 5126]

15 minutes ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

You do realize the coaches cannot directly mention recruits until they sign the dotted line, right?

Get smarter or quitcha bitchin'

[Jersey Man10 3528]

I’m pretty sure Mark Henry played DL or am I racist?

[Duane Moore 5237]

2 minutes ago, Jersey Man10 said:

I’m pretty sure Mark Henry played DL or am I racist?

He was a power lifter 

[BornAndRaised 12281]

2 minutes ago, Jersey Man10 said:

I’m pretty sure Mark Henry played DL or am I racist?

[HtownHorn 14677]

1 minute ago, Jersey Man10 said:

I’m pretty sure Mark Henry played DL or am I racist?

Henry was never a major college football player; he was power lifting only by then.

[UDontKnow 10444]

5 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Henry was never a major college football player; he was power lifting only by then.

IIRC, he wasn't a good student. He suffered from dyslexia and had a 700 on his SAT. College was sadly not in his future.

[Hornlover 8830]

Mark Henry's son plays at Lake Travis

https://247sports.com/Player/Jacob-Henry-46134160/

[Fletch 5800]

So texted my aggy friend. My. Lord. 

[Not a cat 5652]

1 hour ago, UTEE97 said:

 If we beat Bama this year, Lord have mercy on Aggy's recruiting class.

And if I win the Powerball, the NIL program is really going to kick into high gear.

 

[VirginiaLonghorn 4771]

7 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

IIRC, he wasn't a good student. He suffered from dyslexia and had a 700 on his SAT. College was sadly not in his future.

Poor guy … he never had a chance for the good life without that college experience. 🤔

[ShowmeyourTDs 1141]

34 minutes ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

You do realize the coaches cannot directly mention recruits until they sign the dotted line, right?

Get smarter or quitcha bitchin'

Our lines have no dots … and

[Redneck Mutha 7954]

1 hour ago, Zhorn96 said:

Was he from New Jersey?

We've never had a recruit from New Jersey, that's SEC country. 

[UDontKnow 10444]

4 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Poor guy … he never had a chance for the good life without that college experience. 🤔

If you have ever heard Mark Henry speak, he's a huge proponent of getting a college education. Henry wanted to have a career in football too - kinda hard to get to the NFL without playing college football. Mark Henry personally drove Patrick Hudson from Silsbee (Henry's hometown) to Texas for visits. Ah geez, what could have been for poor Patrick.

[RaysBoomBoomRoom 5742]

 

[WBT 20562]

We passed Shawn Michaels walking out of one of the aggy home games in the early 00s.  He was so fucked up his boys were holding him up/helping him walk.

[Fletch 5800]

17 minutes ago, Fletch said:

So texted my aggy friend. My. Lord. 

Update 

Patiently waiting on his response. He seriously thinks what atm dude last year was straight legal NIL while Texas doesn’t even have any NIL organizations

[Chango 227]

Update 




Patiently waiting on his response. He seriously thinks what atm dude last year was straight legal NIL while Texas doesn’t even have any NIL organizations

You’re 100% right and he’s 100% wrong but you’re coming across as the weird one tbh

[Herbie Hancock 7345]

Goddamn I’m not reading that stupid shit. You should feel bad for having an aggy friend and you should feel worse for posting your dumbass conversation with aforementioned aggy friend

[bborange 10054]

4 minutes ago, Fletch said:

Update 

Patiently waiting on his response. He seriously thinks what atm dude last year was straight legal NIL while Texas doesn’t even have any NIL organizations

You need a different friend. 

[horngrad03 1148]

4 minutes ago, Fletch said:

Update 

Patiently waiting on his response. He seriously thinks what atm dude last year was straight legal NIL while Texas doesn’t even have any NIL organizations