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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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4 minutes ago, turtlepond said:

My cell phone died, my ride left me, only finding out AFTER walking to the farthest lot at that dump of a stadium. I was too drunk to call a cab, but I also had lost my wallet so it didn’t matter. 
I got mugged (well, got 1 shoe stolen from what I think was a pimp).  I drunkenly ran nowhere, and finally a squad car picked me up and dumped me back home, approximately 7 hours later. 
All that to say, FUCK those CU cunts, and fuck GDGD….

That’s a pretty accurate description of my first weekend in Vegas right after I turned 21.

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11 minutes ago, turtlepond said:

My cell phone died, my ride left me, only finding out AFTER walking to the farthest lot at that dump of a stadium. I was too drunk to call a cab, but I also had lost my wallet so it didn’t matter. 
I got mugged (well, got 1 shoe stolen from what I think was a pimp).  I drunkenly ran nowhere, and finally a squad car picked me up and dumped me back home, approximately 7 hours later. 
All that to say, FUCK those CU cunts, and fuck GDGD….

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17 minutes ago, turtlepond said:

My cell phone died, my ride left me, only finding out AFTER walking to the farthest lot at that dump of a stadium. I was too drunk to call a cab, but I also had lost my wallet so it didn’t matter. 
I got mugged (well, got 1 shoe stolen from what I think was a pimp).  I drunkenly ran nowhere, and finally a squad car picked me up and dumped me back home, approximately 7 hours later. 
All that to say, FUCK those CU cunts, and fuck GDGD….

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1 hour ago, Ignatius said:

We were the best fucking team in college football in 2008…

Yes.

VY is the best college football player of the last 40 years, and Texas was the best team in CFB in 2008 and got royally fucked out of the title game are two things I will go to my grave believing.

I like to think I’m a reasonable person who can be swayed by a solid argument, backed up by data/facts. But good fucking luck convincing me that I’m wrong about this.

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1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:


He’s the A&M DB coach.

Thanks.  I don’t follow this shit enough to keep up with other schools assistants.  But a guy who got by solely on talent and has a lengthy history of questioable decisions in his personal life seems like a wonderful guy to coach dbs at aggy.

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5 hours ago, irishtexan said:

Holy shit. What a tired-ass "debate". He's a five star QB, the number 1 overall recruit, who has more impact on recruiting than any recruit I can remember. Is he a "perfect" recruit or just a regular old "top QB in the class"? Who gives a shit? Only you chucklefucks could spend 100 posts arguing about whether or not something is THE best ever, or maybe the best ever. 

Shut the fuck up, drink a beer and look at some tits

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I’ve missed her. 

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14 minutes ago, Atticus said:

As nice as it would be to laugh at that tweet, our fucking recruiting director did that shit when Bryce Anderson committed to a&m last year.

Yeah but it's not happening to us right now, so it's funny.

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A few quick thoughts after catching up on this thread:

1. It's clear who has their NIL game on point, just as CTJ outlined. Miami is a big player this recruiting season, and it's not just because of Cristobal. Damn it feels good to be a gangster. 

2. Simms routinely beat the hell out of aggy and seriously destroyed LSU, so he's cool with me. 

3. Love Shelby's middle finger to aggy. 

4. Cromartie fits in well with those morons. A thousand kids and a classy tweet filled with f-bombs and thinly veiled criticism of a recruit. Perfect match. 

5. Fuck ou. 

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4 minutes ago, TheMailBox357 said:

 

UT was recruiting Cameron Cook to be the 2nd RB in their recruiting class back in the Spring. Once that DeSoto RB committed, he lost his spot in the class.

Thanks for the news. Can't wait to see what you share next.

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