Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

[Mother mopar 3324]

Surprised no one has photoshopped Bert in any of the pics.

[Mitch Cumsteen 18588]

[Harvdog 2300]

forward to 12:30 for the dirty

[CowtownHorn 5126]

32 minutes ago, Mother mopar said:

Surprised no one has photoshopped Bert in any of the pics.

Edited July 18, 2022 by CowtownHorn

[SaucyJack 3504]

39 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

[OU Sucks 8916]

6 hours ago, victory88 said:

That has to be the funniest shit I’ve seen.  Keep the photoshops coming.

[Viper 12112]

58 minutes ago, Vermin said:

“It makes more sense cents for Hill to choose the Aggies”
 

What? Why?

typo

[Lone Star Horn 2018]

 

 

for previous pic, not @Viper

Edited July 18, 2022 by Lone Star Horn

[CowtownHorn 5126]

10 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

[BurntOrange&White 40038]

[Vito Andolini 9132]

17 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

I didn’t realize KKL’s tits were that big

[maninblack 7974]

31 minutes ago, Harvdog said:

forward to 12:30 for the dirty

Good listen

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20496]

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20496]

25 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Would not suck. He is a 5-star safety that has 100% crystal ball predictions to Bama.

[OU Sucks 8916]

25 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

I didn’t realize KKL’s tits were that big

They aren't, but I didn't want to spend another 5 minutes downsizing Jimbo's tits.

[HenryJames 66184]

1 hour ago, OU Sucks said:

[Voluminous Banality 1032]

[Jabberwocky 1666]

2 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Would not suck. He is a 5-star safety that has 100% crystal ball predictions to Bama.

Rumor is that he and Justice Haynes are close, and Haynes committed to Bama 8 days ago. They probably silently committed around the same time.

[Reese Bennett 3617]

Well, we’ve got a Justice on our team already. They could become best friends.

Edited July 18, 2022 by Reese Bennett

[JesusSweatDuck 17810]

6 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

I didn’t realize KKL’s tits were that big

And perky 

[Voluminous Banality 1032]

[Bevo 13601]

The one y'all need is with bag hag on her knees with the Jimbo Smirk coupled with the Sark what the fuck look.

[futureman 22550]

the meanest would really be if someone just shrunk jimbo a little more and made him look around 4’10” while keeping the picture otherwise unaltered. 

[Daichee Bell 2946]

18 minutes ago, futureman said:

the meanest would really be if someone just shrunk jimbo a little more and made him look around 4’10” while keeping the picture otherwise unaltered. 

 

 

Edited July 18, 2022 by Daichee Bell

[futureman 22550]

why would you turn jimbo into a fucking badass?  odd choice. 

[texifornia 57149]

On 10/6/2021 at 7:31 PM, Hiphopopotamos said:

https://247sports.com/player/tamere-robinson-46094935/

 

[Codaxx 5862]

12 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

Odd offer. PSU commit from Pittsburgh. Seems hopeless. Is there a back story or a connection here?

Edited July 18, 2022 by Codaxx

[texifornia 57149]

Just now, Codaxx said:

Odd offer. PSU commit from Pittsburgh. Seems hopeless, is there a back story or a connection here 

We offered him in October. He committed to Penn State today.

[Codaxx 5862]

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

We offered him in October. He committed to Penn State today.

So the story is I need to finish my coffee, because I am moron until that happens

Edited July 18, 2022 by Codaxx

[TankedBevo 2485]

10 hours ago, OU Sucks said:

[BornAndRaised 12313]

Isn't there a 247 update today? I'm ready for the BOMC bumps

[victory88 5669]

13 hours ago, Octavian said:

Josh Pate on Late Kick right now basically calling out USC for overpromising to Addison and A&M probably fracturing their locker room by not delivering the goods to their recruiting class. If this has gone mainstream, definitely not good for those staffs…

That was a great listen.  It was pretty easy to figure out who he was talking about.  For those that didn't listen, he basically said that Jordan Addison isn't getting what he was promised.  That this stuff will come out in the open in the future.  Also implied pretty confidently that there is a program recruiting much higher than their norm and that it's going to result with locker room problems and transfers over the next year to two years.  Assuming he's talking about aggy which it's pretty clear he is, he stated that this particular program promised recruits a bunch of ridiculous money and in their contracts, there are a bunch of stipulations for these players to actually get the money which was never relayed to them.  For example, they only start getting payments if they are starting, or if they meet certain qualifications.  Now if the player and family feels pissed about about being lied to, they are stating "well you signed the contract".  Mentioned that it may not affect players that live near home but recruits that moved from OOS that had no interest in the program and simply were there for transactional reasons, will likely transfer.  Makes sense of the rumors of Walter Nolan wanting out.  It also falls in line with seeing how they are struggling to recruit big time right now.  They went from signing the best class ever in the history of recruiting coming off of a 8-4 season to struggling to get recruits on campus a few months later.  Josh Pate mentioned these recruits will talk to current players and it makes a lot more sense now why more guys are not falling for their "commit now or the offer is gone" pitch.  

He also mentioned that there are schools that are doing it the right way.  That their pitch to players is that we aren't guaranteeing you anything but that we have the structure and resources in place for you to actually monetize on your name and build a brand if you come in and do the right things.  Sounds pretty much like what Texas is doing.  In addition, we see to be making an effort to create a baseline for all players to be payed and then creating opportunities for the ones that are producing to get the bigger dollar offers through all the opportunities in Austin.  

In summary, he basically said that a ton of coaches, GAs, and recruiting department personnel have told him about the bullshit at USC and aggy and how it's going to get exposed for the next few years.

[Vermin 3060]

Thanks, I was wondering how aggy went from the penthouse to the outhouse in recruiting in a single offseason.

[Bodacious Bevo 3602]

10 minutes ago, victory88 said:

That was a great listen.  It was pretty easy to figure out who he was talking about.  For those that didn't listen, he basically said that Jordan Addison isn't getting what he was promised.  That this stuff will come out in the open in the future.  Also implied pretty confidently that there is a program recruiting much higher than their norm and that it's going to result with locker room problems and transfers over the next year to two years.  Assuming he's talking about aggy which it's pretty clear he is, he stated that this particular program promised recruits a bunch of ridiculous money and in their contracts, there are a bunch of stipulations for these players to actually get the money which was never relayed to them.  For example, they only start getting payments if they are starting, or if they meet certain qualifications.  Now if the player and family feels pissed about about being lied to, they are stating "well you signed the contract".  Mentioned that it may not affect players that live near home but recruits that moved from OOS that had no interest in the program and simply were there for transactional reasons, will likely transfer.  Makes sense of the rumors of Walter Nolan wanting out.  It also falls in line with seeing how they are struggling to recruit big time right now.  They went from signing the best class ever in the history of recruiting coming off of a 8-4 season to struggling to get recruits on campus a few months later.  Josh Pate mentioned these recruits will talk to current players and it makes a lot more sense now why more guys are not falling for their "commit now or the offer is gone" pitch.  

He also mentioned that there are schools that are doing it the right way.  That their pitch to players is that we aren't guaranteeing you anything but that we have the structure and resources in place for you to actually monetize on your name and build a brand if you come in and do the right things.  Sounds pretty much like what Texas is doing.  In addition, we see to be making an effort to create a baseline for all players to be payed and then creating opportunities for the ones that are producing to get the bigger dollar offers through all the opportunities in Austin.  

In summary, he basically said that a ton of coaches, GAs, and recruiting department personnel have told him about the bullshit at USC and aggy and how it's going to get exposed for the next few years.

I want to clarify for those that didn't listen that Pate did not name USC/Addison, A&M, or Texas. He was talking about things in general. His descriptions match with our understanding of things at these schools, but I don't want this board to run with his info in a way that he didn't intend. 

[C-Man 27275]

That was a great listen.  It was pretty easy to figure out who he was talking about.  For those that didn't listen, he basically said that Jordan Addison isn't getting what he was promised.  That this stuff will come out in the open in the future.  Also implied pretty confidently that there is a program recruiting much higher than their norm and that it's going to result with locker room problems and transfers over the next year to two years.  Assuming he's talking about aggy which it's pretty clear he is, he stated that this particular program promised recruits a bunch of ridiculous money and in their contracts, there are a bunch of stipulations for these players to actually get the money which was never relayed to them.  For example, they only start getting payments if they are starting, or if they meet certain qualifications.  Now if the player and family feels pissed about about being lied to, they are stating "well you signed the contract".  Mentioned that it may not affect players that live near home but recruits that moved from OOS that had no interest in the program and simply were there for transactional reasons, will likely transfer.  Makes sense of the rumors of Walter Nolan wanting out.  It also falls in line with seeing how they are struggling to recruit big time right now.  They went from signing the best class ever in the history of recruiting coming off of a 8-4 season to struggling to get recruits on campus a few months later.  Josh Pate mentioned these recruits will talk to current players and it makes a lot more sense now why more guys are not falling for their "commit now or the offer is gone" pitch.  

He also mentioned that there are schools that are doing it the right way.  That their pitch to players is that we aren't guaranteeing you anything but that we have the structure and resources in place for you to actually monetize on your name and build a brand if you come in and do the right things.  Sounds pretty much like what Texas is doing.  In addition, we see to be making an effort to create a baseline for all players to be payed and then creating opportunities for the ones that are producing to get the bigger dollar offers through all the opportunities in Austin.  

In summary, he basically said that a ton of coaches, GAs, and recruiting department personnel have told him about the bullshit at USC and aggy and how it's going to get exposed for the next few years.

So Lincoln Riley is a total scumbag? I’m shocked I tell. Shocked. Well, not really shocked.

Gotta love that “aggy” news.

[Thiefery 5017]

On3 is dropping it's 5 stars on twitter right now.. they ranked Peyton Bowen #18 overall

[Codaxx 5862]

Just now, Thiefery said:

On3 is dropping it's 5 stars on twitter right now.. they ranked Peyton Bowen #18 overall

Was he the Bowen that matched up with Greathouse in the championship game? 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13119]

13 minutes ago, Vermin said:

Thanks, I was wondering how aggy went from the penthouse to the outhouse in recruiting in a single offseason.

I know this is fun, but it’s only July. There’s still time for the alumni to sell their homes, businesses, and children to secure the next class.

[Thiefery 5017]

they have 2 more to be named left (#1 and #2 overall) out of the 21 announced already.. Only one QB has made the list Nelson at 14

 

*Nico at 2

Edited July 18, 2022 by Thiefery

[BurntOrange&White 40038]

Bobby:

 

Take a look at the remaining players on the recruiting board for Texas, and it’s pretty clear where Texas wants to go with the recruits left on offense.

There just aren’t a ton of moving pieces compared to the other side of the ball.

Quarterback - done with Arch Manning committed.

Running back - waiting on Cedric Baxter (Aug. 10) with Tre Wisner committed.

Wide receiver - waiting on Jalen Hale and Mikal Harrison-Pilot with Jonah Wilson, Ryan Niblett and Johntay Cook committed.

Tight end - talking with Duce Robinson with Spencer Shannon and Will Randle committed.

Offensive line - talking with Vysen Lang and Miley McVay with four committed.

Given those numbers, Texas is preparing to enter August with only six offensive recruits still on the board and uncommitted.

Sure, others may come up over the next weeks and months, but that is still a very manageable amount. Basically, what I’m saying is this: recruiting on offense is in clear view.

Adding Baxter would give Texas the Nos. 1 QB and RB on its board. He appears to be the key piece remaining on offense.

Adding Hale or Harrison-Pilot gives Texas the numbers they wanted from this receiving class.

And the Horns are big-game hunting with Robinson and McVay.

Recruiting is rarely this straight-forward. Typically there are permutations of outcomes that go on for days. But not on offense, not this year with Texas.

Is this good or bad?

Well, I tend to think it’s a good thing. The Horns aren’t scrambling. Texas had to scramble last year to piece together a great class.

This one feels more well planned and executed from start to finish.

[Vermin 3060]

5 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

I know this is fun, but it’s only July. There’s still time for the alumni to sell their homes, businesses, and children to secure the next class.

Signing day is in December and the staff is gonna be busy during the season...

I see on the top 247 composite crystal balls for aggy for David Hicks, Anthony Hill, Dalton Brooks, Adam Hopkins (GA), TJ Shananan, and Johnny Bowens.

Their hit rate is gonna be far from 100% on those players and they still need a lot more players since they only have 5 commits.

aggy in their natural habitat, looking up at Temple.

[SydneyCarton 48198]

2 hours ago, Bevo said:

The one y'all need is with bag hag on her knees with the Jimbo Smirk coupled with the Sark what the fuck look.

That's an oddly specific fantasy image you've got bouncing around in your head. 

[SydneyCarton 48198]

25 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

I want to clarify for those that didn't listen that Pate did not name USC/Addison, A&M, or Texas. He was talking about things in general. His descriptions match with our understanding of things at these schools, but I don't want this board to run with his info in a way that he didn't intend. 

Nice to have you on the site, Mr. Pate. 

[Longhornlove 4896]

27 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

I want to clarify for those that didn't listen that Pate did not name USC/Addison, A&M, or Texas. He was talking about things in general. His descriptions match with our understanding of things at these schools, but I don't want this board to run with his info in a way that he didn't intend. 

Yet Pate said we would clearly be able to figure this out which some have already done and spoke about on this board............before this video was posted.

[BurntOrange&White 40038]

So do we like or hate Pate?

[Thiefery 5017]

Arch still #1, comments are still riled up.  Moore ppl are outraged, and look the two QBs who did not attend Elite11 still are #1/#2 

[Hookem2147 21361]

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

So do we like or hate Pate?

He's one of the few national guys who's actually in touch with how college football works and doesn't just say outrageous things for views or clicks. He's pretty enjoyable to listen to.

[Octavian 1025]

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

So do we like or hate Pate?

I like Pate. I think he has reasonable/rational takes which is rare in the passion-fueled world of CFB. I like him even more when he agrees with us.

Just now, Thiefery said:

Arch still #1, comments are still riled up.  Moore ppl are outraged, and look the two QBs who did not attend Elite11 still are #1/#2 

To be fair, I feel like if you’re Arch there’s no way to win. If you attend an event and have a bad day, you can only go down in rank. If you don’t attend, you get called “afraid of competition.” I think several people have brought up the argument that many teams, evaluators, and analysts keep talking him up/putting him #1. That’s always worth many times more than some random casual from Tennessee screaming about how his tape sucks.

[Longhornlove 4896]

6 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

So do we like or hate Pate?

I like him just fine. I just don't think this is breaking news, more of confirmation of what we already knew/suspected.

[BurntOrange&White 40038]

Yeah I like him too for all the reasons y'all listed  lol

 

 

Is his full show good? The clips and sound bytes you see are all pretty solid.

Edited July 18, 2022 by BurntOrange&White