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19 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

And smothered in gravy

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I doubt this is what Immamac meant when he said get mostly back on track. I'm pretty sure he meant Paul Giamatti.

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Too much merlot.
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3 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

This puts the responsibility and incentive on the student/athlete to complete their hours.  Coaches should not/could not have a say in the hours.  Tutors provided.

This is adorably naive. 

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2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

This is adorably naive. 

North Carolina would have tutors take tests for players but only to get a C.

College coaches would beg and bribe professors to give their players a C.

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1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said:

The blue bloods will be fine in this and it on balance probably helps Texas, but it won't help places like Tech or TCU or Iowa State.  

It's out of my way but I'm happy to give you a ride back to the realignment thread.

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Haven’t been on the board much last couple weeks and sign on yesterday in time for a great commitment. Come back today for Brie Larsons tits and fried ribs. 
That’s two good days of Surly.

see ya in couple weeks.

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43 minutes ago, Newy25 said:


Jesus fucking Christ. Just eat 20 sticks of butter already. 

It's like the equivalent of a case of Hot Pockets once it gets past the uvula. May as well be rocket fuel. I haven't touched shit like that since I was 19.

And I still hate this stupid shit clogging the arteries of the recruiting thread. 

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20 minutes ago, MH BEVO said:

That’s a 5-star talent

Questionable mental evaluation (aren’t they all).  Testing numbers aren’t off the charts, but she has a knack for finding space and catching the ball(s).  Attitude and enthusiasm would suggest a high ceiling if you can keep the crazy in check.

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7 hours ago, Poe It Up said:

The high after a commitment wears off faster and faster. 

It’s all relative. Alabama fans can’t even enjoy a two-loss season anymore. We’d kill for that. 5-7 Texas is surging in recruiting, and Surly can’t enjoy themselves without simultaneously swallowing a hand grenade and lighting ourselves on fire.

There are two things I know in this life: aggy is gonna aggy, and Surly is gonna surly. 

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Insider scoop:

Saw Cam Williams, DJ Campbell, and Kelvin Banks at Cabo Bobs earlier. Truly gigantic humans. They were getting burritos. But I couldn’t make out whether the tortillas were buttermilk, Smokey cheddar or ancho chili. 

That’ll be $9.95.

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NCAA won't have power over whatever upper echelon super conferences form once they break away. I wouldn't worry about whatever "rules" they put in place for now regarding transfers. 

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On 7/20/2022 at 2:38 PM, Junior Bonner said:

My first day on the board everyone was apparently mad at new posters and i posted something weak and tried defending it. Next thing I know I’m at -15 or -20. So I shut the fuck up and just lurk for a few weeks. Then, when I start posting , I make sure it’s either innocuous or funny. And I stay far away from pissing contests. Took me a few weeks to dig out and then a few months before I got up the nerve to give someone the finger. 

And I’m still pretty careful. Mostly. 

True story. 

I see you and I joined the same day and have the same origin story 

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On 7/20/2022 at 4:38 PM, Junior Bonner said:

My first day on the board everyone was apparently mad at new posters and i posted something weak and tried defending it. Next thing I know I’m at -15 or -20. So I shut the fuck up and just lurk for a few weeks. Then, when I start posting , I make sure it’s either innocuous or funny. And I stay far away from pissing contests. Took me a few weeks to dig out and then a few months before I got up the nerve to give someone the finger. 

And I’m still pretty careful. Mostly. 

True story. 

 

6 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I see you and I joined the same day and have the same origin story 

Negged

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20 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Yall know you can Google "boob gifs" right? There's, like, a lot of them.

Sure, you could go and find boob gifs outside of Texas commitment threads. You could do that. But why?

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