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Posted
2 minutes ago, Moderator said:

I believe they are asking for their name because they want to google more pics of said girl,  not to feel like they know them.  

Perhaps you're right. I don't think it negates my overall point. 

I don't want to discuss this on the recruiting board. I'll say no more. 

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7 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Seems like the kind of guy who would shoot John Wayne in the back.

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Ya see, he sorta had it comin' being a draft dodging phony and all. Good in movies, sure. But no hero. Neither am I. I just can't tolerate hypocrisy. And I'm a bad man.

I'm a huge Bruce Dern fan. 

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2 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

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Ya see, he sorta had it comin' being a draft dodging phony and all. Good in movies, sure. But no hero. Neither am I. I just can't tolerate hypocrisy. And I'm a bad man.

I'm a huge Bruce Dern fan. 

I prefer his daughter.

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Posted (edited)

I post names so people don't ask me their names, learned my lesson on that one. The title of the thread does include strippers so I thought I was doing my part.........Maybe I should move on to monkeys?

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Posted
15 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

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Ya see, he sorta had it comin' being a draft dodging phony and all. Good in movies, sure. But no hero. Neither am I. I just can't tolerate hypocrisy. And I'm a bad man.

I'm a huge Bruce Dern fan. 

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Posted (edited)
20 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

I post names so people don't ask me their names, learned my lesson on that one. The title of the thread does include strippers so I thought I was doing my part.........Maybe I should move on to monkeys?

Just remember that monkey pox spreads sexually, so wear protection.

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Posted
59 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

I post names so people don't ask me their names, learned my lesson on that one. The title of the thread does include strippers so I thought I was doing my part.........Maybe I should move on to monkeys?

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Posted
4 minutes ago, Genghis said:

 

While this is much more informative....this tweet is much more entertaining to identify patient zero of this outbreak:

 

 

Looks like my policy of not sleeping with other men is going to have to remain in place for now. 

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2 minutes ago, Chili dog said:

While I know this doesn’t belong here, I feel like it must be said: Who the fuck is Jerome Adams, and what research is he citing? It’s not homophobic to cite statistics. A recent New England Journal of Medicine STUDY shows that somewhere between 95 and 98% of the cases are suffered by gay or bisexual males. Is it exclusively a gay male problem? No. Is it sexually transmitted in the traditional sense? I guess not. But has it overwhelmingly been spread through close contact between gay sex partners? Yes. Are gay people evil? Absolutely not. Let’s not confuse research and statistics with bigotry, though, and let’s not make the problem worse by ignoring the facts. Fuck. 

If you could cite those stats, certainly you could look up who is Jerome Adams. He was the last Surgeon General. 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerome_Adams

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Posted
1 hour ago, Longhornlove said:

I post names so people don't ask me their names, learned my lesson on that one. The title of the thread does include strippers so I thought I was doing my part.........Maybe I should move on to monkeys?

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Posted
2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

I get the feeling that if you're cataloguing pictures of sexy girls including learning their names, maybe the internet hasn't been such a good thing for you. Free country. Do what you like, but maybe keep it private or limited to forums devoted to same.

I've looked at and used porn for the usual reasons. I like pictures of pretty women although the ones chosen here are sort of over-the-top fake boobs and shining ass. It's never occured to me to ask the name of some transient figure of interest. It's like you think you can know her and maybe give her call.

Live life. Enjoy yourselves. Whatever floats your boat. My simple creed is that I don't care what other people do as long as it doesn't hurt anybody and you don't make me watch. Cars and sailboats are beautiful. I don't want to drool over them everywhere I turn.

I'll stop waggling my finger now. I know stopping the enormously humorous derailments on this thread is pretty much hopeless, and it's not my job.

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Posted
37 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

What the fuck is going on here?

Well, @RomaVicta just wanted us to know about his porn addiction and affinity for Bruce Dern. Now I don't know if those two things are mutually exclusive for him or if they pair up. 

A bunch of other dipshits wanted the rest of us to fully understand the depths of their mundane existence, so they started up the first ongoing ladder quality discussion in Internet history. 

And monkeys. 

I don't think dick all has been discussed outside of that in the last 2-3 pages.

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Posted
1 hour ago, Chili dog said:

While I know this doesn’t belong here, I feel like it must be said: Who the fuck is Jerome Adams, and what research is he citing? It’s not homophobic to cite statistics. A recent New England Journal of Medicine STUDY shows that somewhere between 95 and 98% of the cases are suffered by gay or bisexual males. Is it exclusively a gay male problem? No. Is it sexually transmitted in the traditional sense? I guess not. But has it overwhelmingly been spread through close contact between gay sex partners? Yes. Are gay people evil? Absolutely not. Let’s not confuse research and statistics with bigotry, though, and let’s not make the problem worse by ignoring the facts. Fuck. 

 

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Posted
2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

In the spirit of futility and praying at the altar of Saint Rita of Cascia, I'll throw a few things out there that are allegedly germane to the origins of this thread.

1) If things go right, Toviano and Matthews sign with Texas and round out the DB class. 

2) That means there wouldn't be room at the inn for flips on the db side.

3) Toviano is a wild card for the weekend. He might wind up at the bbq and the aggie swimming sword fight. Might go to neither.

4) They're still trying to find as many big bodies for the DL as they can. It doesn't sound like there's really a limit for those spots. If they can get Deal, Brown, the Florida guys, Hicks, Vasek, Akana, Shelby, Gullette ... it would be interesting to see if that created a limit. They've never fully pushed for Vasek, so I guess there's some limit hypothetically. That said, they're highly unlikely to get many of those guys.

5) Hicks could go anywhere over the next few days, but he's choosing to go to Oklahoma. The depth chart is ugly for him at ATM and the scheme, as far as he and his dad can tell, is ugly for them at Texas. There's a significant contributor to Hicks' ultimate decision that favors Texas big time, so I guess it's good that this will drag out and that person can keep talking. Especially if Texas has a strong year.

6) Shelby is USC bound barring the parents putting their foot down about distance. 

7) How hard is Bama going to push Hale this weekend? No one knows.

thank you for this.

Posted
16 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

In the spirit of futility and praying at the altar of Saint Rita of Cascia, I'll throw a few things out there that are allegedly germane to the origins of this thread.

1) If things go right, Toviano and Matthews sign with Texas and round out the DB class. 

2) That means there wouldn't be room at the inn for flips on the db side.

3) Toviano is a wild card for the weekend. He might wind up at the bbq and the aggie swimming sword fight. Might go to neither.

4) They're still trying to find as many big bodies for the DL as they can. It doesn't sound like there's really a limit for those spots. If they can get Deal, Brown, the Florida guys, Hicks, Vasek, Akana, Shelby, Gullette ... it would be interesting to see if that created a limit. They've never fully pushed for Vasek, so I guess there's some limit hypothetically. That said, they're highly unlikely to get many of those guys.

5) Hicks could go anywhere over the next few days, but he's choosing to go to Oklahoma. The depth chart is ugly for him at ATM and the scheme, as far as he and his dad can tell, is ugly for them at Texas. There's a significant contributor to Hicks' ultimate decision that favors Texas big time, so I guess it's good that this will drag out and that person can keep talking. Especially if Texas has a strong year.

6) Shelby is USC bound barring the parents putting their foot down about distance. 

7) How hard is Bama going to push Hale this weekend? No one knows.

How is the DL scheme bad for him?

Posted
6 minutes ago, Junior Bonner said:

This is the monkeypox ladder thread, sir. Please take recruiting news elsewhere… 

Bruce Dern, porn, and Monkey Pox.  Only on Surly.

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Posted
2 minutes ago, westexhorn said:

how big of a concern is PK's scheme fit for future edge recruits?

Right now, it's a big deal. They're responding by saying it's going to look better this year with more continuity and experience. We'll see.

1 minute ago, Vermin said:

How is the DL scheme bad for him?

The technical geeks can chime in with aplomb here, but for brevity's sake of answering the question, most DLs see themselves in some way as getting after the QB and creating TFLs and then getting drafted for being a disruptive force. Guys like Mitchell get compared to guys like Vita Vea and that is a selling point, but most guys under 340 are not going to get excited about playing Catch & Release with blockers so non-existent LB and DB help can "clean up" the play.

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Posted
20 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Hicks could go anywhere over the next few days, but he's choosing to go to Oklahoma.

 

FWIW, Perroni posted this earlier this afternoon, on Hicks.

 

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