Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,091]

21 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

From the Top 50 freaks article, the QB that Tennessee purchased has an 81 inch wingspan.  Is that a good thing?

It is if you want a reach-around.

[Vertigo 20,285]

4 hours ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

It is if you want a reach-around.

He has a trebuchet release. Can throw it out of the stadium. 

[CastHorn 811]

Some guys were comparing Cedric Baxter to Edwin Simmons pre injury on 24/7 because of his upright running style. This was an interesting response “It was two knee surgeries and well documented the doctors screwed up. You guys would never guess who the milf Edwin was seeing in NW Hills. What Texas coach lived in NW Hills?“ 

[Goodman 3,273]

55 minutes ago, CastHorn said:

Some guys were comparing Cedric Baxter to Edwin Simmons pre injury on 24/7 because of his upright running style. This was an interesting response “It was two knee surgeries and well documented the doctors screwed up. You guys would never guess who the milf Edwin was seeing in NW Hills. What Texas coach lived in NW Hills?“ 

[Hornlover 8,830]

3 minutes ago, Goodman said:

I don't think she qualifies as a MILF. 

Neither an M, nor an ILF. 

[ClubWhatever 12,144]

1 hour ago, CastHorn said:

Some guys were comparing Cedric Baxter to Edwin Simmons pre injury on 24/7 because of his upright running style. This was an interesting response “It was two knee surgeries and well documented the doctors screwed up. You guys would never guess who the milf Edwin was seeing in NW Hills. What Texas coach lived in NW Hills?“ 

Does it rhyme with Knob Beltlick?

[RGBIII 22,840]

I think we are always supposed to assume these milf home wreckers are Kendra Scott

[Bigbend1812 12,915]

1 hour ago, Hornlover said:

I don't think she qualifies as a MILF. 

Neither an M, nor an ILF. 

More WTF.  

[TexasBeta 1,261]

I don't think she qualifies as a MILF. 
Neither an M, nor an ILF. 

I was under the assumption she craves the kitty.

[LTtxfan 49,187]

18 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

Watching Toviano play Lake Travis. Good sized kid, lean. They’ve been throwing away from his side. He’s been lined up in man coverage on an island so far. Caused a fumble at the goal line but Travis got it. 

 

[DanTheHorn 4,925]

On 8/25/2022 at 11:26 AM, Droopy said:

I powerlift every time I take a piss. 

User name does not check out so someone may be lying.

[Orange&White 5,528]

On 8/25/2022 at 12:57 PM, jeevsie said:

Is 10 o’clock Victoria news?

I honestly don't know. I went to elementary school in Victoria in the 70s but we lived in Edna. But when we were at my grandmothers house in El Campo, we would see MARVIN ZINDLER, EEEYYYEEEE WITNESS NEWS!

[AP101S 1,480]

35 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

I honestly don't know. I went to elementary school in Victoria in the 70s but we lived in Edna. But when we were at my grandmothers house in El Campo, we would see MARVIN ZINDLER, EEEYYYEEEE WITNESS NEWS!

My grandfather told me he once had a memorable night sleeping between Edna and Alice.

[IDIOTsavant 8,483]

10 minutes ago, AP101S said:

My grandfather told me he once had a memorable night sleeping between Edna and Alice.

So A&E was like his own personal Skinimax?

[Cairn Horn88 8,264]

What Texas-leaning recruits can we expect to see at the Bama game…..?

[JBJ 3,654]

1 hour ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

What Texas-leaning recruits can we expect to see at the Bama game…..?

Jalen Hale, Tausil Akana.

[HtownHorn 14,682]

1 hour ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

What Texas-leaning recruits can we expect to see at the Bama game…..?

Well, the point of having 90% of the class wrapped up already, most of the kids remaining really don't have a lean.

Of the uncommitted guys left on the Texas board

Akana, Toviano, Deal, Robinson, Hale, Reed, Hicks, Wilson. I would say that Texas leads for Akana, Toviano, Deal, and Hale. I think the coaches will look to bring in all those guys for the Bama game, pretty sure most already are.

[Hornlover 8,830]

47 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Well, the point of having 90% of the class wrapped up already, most of the kids remaining really don't have a lean.

Of the uncommitted guys left on the Texas board

Akana, Toviano, Deal, Robinson, Hale, Reed, Hicks, Wilson. I would say that Texas leads for Akana, Toviano, Deal, and Hale. I think the coaches will look to bring in all those guys for the Bama game, pretty sure most already are.

And probably some guys committed elsewhere that we might try to flip. Shelby, Jayvon Thomas, Vasek, etc.

[OB3 3,624]

First catch of the year

[Hiphopopotamos 20,873]

Jalen Hale 70yd TD

 

 

[Hank Scorpio 17,729]

Surprised they let Standish take that video since he’s in the band and should be preparing for the halftime show. 

[Radical Larry 28,619]

[RabidM 2,668]

1 hour ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Jalen Hale 70yd TD

 

 

Are there... two dudes having sex in the background audio? 

[TommyGufano 6,021]

3 minutes ago, RabidM said:

Are there... two dudes having sex in the background audio? 

No audio on the video. That's from your other tab.

[IDIOTsavant 8,483]

1 minute ago, TommyGufano said:

No audio on the video. That's from your other tab.

 

[Enchubben 5,510]

7 minutes ago, RabidM said:

Are there... two dudes having sex in the background audio? 

I wouldn’t know what that sounds like.

[RabidM 2,668]

2 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

I wouldn’t know what that sounds like.

Nobody believes you. 

[IDIOTsavant 8,483]

6 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

I wouldn’t know what that sounds like.

 

[bigup2dahorns 3,343]

[Pato del Muerto 52,498]

Do all those people running down the competition in the comments think his teammates are any better?

[crum 525]

i will allow it

[Vertigo 20,285]

18 minutes ago, crum said:

i will allow it

[OB3 3,624]

52 minutes ago, crum said:

i will allow it

Not Bijan level numbers. Don’t want

[TheMailBox357 213]

4 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Jalen Hale 70yd TD

 

 

Hale looks faster in this play than he does on his various junior highlights on YouTube. Do we have an official 40-yard dash or 100-meter track times for Hale?

[Hookem2147 21,282]

Hale told 247 after the game he’s taking OV’s to Bama (9/3), Texas (9/10) and A&M (9/17) prior to his announcement 

Edited August 27, 2022 by Hookem2147

[Hank_Hill 18,807]

Not really fair he gets to watch two Bama dubs but ok 😒

[Dondrysdale1 363]

3 hours ago, Hookem2147 said:

Hale told 247 after the game he’s taking OV’s to Bama (9/3), Texas (9/10) and A&M (9/17) prior to his announcement 

If that is the case King is winning the job in college station 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10,235]

Watching the Westlake v Ridge Point last night, TJ Shanahan stood out as a flat out mauler. Wouldn't mind adding him to the pancake factory.

 

Edited August 27, 2022 by MonkeyDoughnut

[bigup2dahorns 3,343]

Good start for Baxter

[Hornlover 8,830]

12 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Watching the Westlake v Ridge Point last night, TJ Shanahan stood out as a flat out mauler. Wouldn't mind adding him to the pancake factory.

 

[NoName 16,351]

59 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Watching the Westlake v Ridge Point last night, TJ Shanahan stood out as a flat out mauler. Wouldn't mind adding him to the pancake factory.

 

[Nope 3,114]

1 hour ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Watching the Westlake v Ridge Point last night, TJ Shanahan stood out as a flat out mauler. Wouldn't mind adding him to the pancake factory.

 

Broughton would tell you that DT was standing straight up lol

[Vertigo 20,285]

11 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Do all those people running down the competition in the comments think his teammates are any better?

So what is he supposed to do? NOT score a touchdown?

[Radical Larry 28,619]

[KeysPhoneWallet 807]

No highlights from AM throwing the ball? That’s more interesting than him running the ball. If he falls back on running too often it will stunt the development of his arm talent

[texifornia 56,961]

6 minutes ago, KeysPhoneWallet said:

No highlights from AM throwing the ball? That’s more interesting than him running the ball. If he falls back on running too often it will stunt the development of his arm talent

Good thing he has a redshirt year baked in

[Burt Macklin 19,024]

15 minutes ago, KeysPhoneWallet said:

No highlights from AM throwing the ball? That’s more interesting than him running the ball. If he falls back on running too often it will stunt the development of his arm talent

This has to be a joke, right? 

[KeysPhoneWallet 807]

This has to be a joke, right? 

50/50. I am looking forward to seeing highlights of him making throws his senior year. And I discount plays a qb makes with their feet.

And I do genuinely think if hs qb’s fall back on athleticism too much then it comes at the expense of learning to stand tall and make plays with their arms when under duress.

[ClubWhatever 12,144]

You’re going to need to be PhoneWallet for a while. 

[Sgt. Slaughter 2,841]

9 minutes ago, KeysPhoneWallet said:

50/50. I am looking forward to seeing highlights of him making throws his senior year. And I discount plays a qb makes with their feet.

And I do genuinely think if hs qb’s fall back on athleticism too much then it comes at the expense of learning to stand tall and make plays with their arms when under duress.

Hopefully, once he makes it to a college campus he will be under the tutelage of someone who can help him learn the QB position. I doubt he’s getting much help from his current situation in Louisiana.