Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

[Mittens 8,630]

On 9/5/2022 at 7:37 AM, Big_kat said:

I guess it don’t fully understand bringing in a ton of kids for the Bama game. Are we going to pull the aggy line of “You are the key to winning this next year!” A game everyone expects you to lose by 3 scores just seems odd. Especially for a kid like Hale that is considering both teams. 

Hopefully this question has been answered for you by now.

 

 

[Mdhorn 6,153]

1 hour ago, ousux said:

5 hours ago, tokamak said:

Please sweet baby Jesus at least let us make this competitive for recruiting reasons

Baby jesus answers, he's almost a Longhorns fan it seems

Well, we’ve already been roaming the desert for a decade+.  I mean, not as long as aggy, but they arent a blue blood. 

Edited September 10, 2022 by Mdhorn

[Coach pop a bitch 5,889]

3 minutes ago, Mittens said:

Hopefully this question has been answered for you by now.

 

 

Wrong thread

Edited September 10, 2022 by Coach pop a bitch

[LTtxfan 49,906]

Irish lose to Marshall. 

 3rd loss in a row

Will the Westlake WR reconsider Texas ??

[Elmer_Fudd 22,946]

Just now, LTtxfan said:

Irish lose to Marshall. 

 3rd loss in a row

Will the Westlake WR reconsider Texas ??

Bowen is more than likely gone.  Unfortunately it won't be us.

[TommyGufano 6,023]

5 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Bowen is more than likely gone.  Unfortunately it won't be us.

Sure. But he's talking about the Westlake kid

[Lonestar88 5,138]

Anybody got any of the recruit reactions? Don’t think they’ve been posted anywhere yet.

[Radical Larry 28,814]

Sure. But he's talking about the Westlake kid

Greathouse isn’t coming here either.

[Shaggyhorn 641]

ND losing and Aggie struggling, maybe losing, is nothing but great for us with recruiting. Dang good day even with the loss and Ewers being hurt

[Brandon 193]

36 minutes ago, Lonestar88 said:

Anybody got any of the recruit reactions? Don’t think they’ve been posted anywhere yet.

Free Fong article with some reactions:

https://247sports.com/Article/Texas-Alabama-Steve-Sarkisian-football-recruiting-193050351/

[TXRed 3,585]

If there were ever a time to get back into the Anthony Hill recruitment, this is it!

[Elmer_Fudd 22,946]

Hopefully Muhammed won't take anymore aggy calls and not think about them anymore.

[Pato del Muerto 53,328]

And aggy had to listen to Lowell for 3 hours tell them about their loss. 

[Junior Bonner 6,537]

(I see now this had already been posted on the Aggie thread. Apologies.)

Edited September 10, 2022 by Junior Bonner

[Junior Bonner 6,537]

[Mdhorn 6,153]

1 hour ago, Shaggyhorn said:

ND losing and Aggie struggling, maybe losing, is nothing but great for us with recruiting. 

Need USC to lose too.

[Coach pop a bitch 5,889]

 

[bigup2dahorns 3,348]

[BornAndRaised 12,820]

1 hour ago, TXRed said:

If there were ever a time to get back into the Anthony Hill recruitment, this is it!

we actually talked about this at the surly tailgate today. Check is cashed, move on from this one.

[TheMailBox357 213]

2 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Irish lose to Marshall. 

 3rd loss in a row

Will the Westlake WR reconsider Texas ??

 

2 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

Greathouse isn’t coming here either.

 

I look at Greathouse as a back-up option to Duce Robinson. Looking at Greathouse Size-wise, it's obvious he's gonna outgrow the WR position once he's in a college strength & conditioning.

[futureman 22,664]

27 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

we actually talked about this at the surly tailgate today. Check is cashed, move on from this one.

are kids signing contracts now? 

24 minutes ago, TheMailBox357 said:

I look at Greathouse as a back-up option to Duce Robinson.

won’t be necessary. 

[Hornlover 8,915]

Just now, futureman said:

are kids signing contracts now?

Apparently they were forced to sign usurious loan contracts.

[BurntOrange&White 41,645]

1 minute ago, Hornlover said:

Apparently they were forced to sign usurious loan contracts.

Aggie has them sign through a lawyer for the larger bags 

[Pato del Muerto 53,328]

53 minutes ago, Junior Bonner said:

When they showed him on the sideline with the orange visor, it looked like a photoshop gif it was so weird. 

[futureman 22,664]

4 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Aggie has them sign through a lawyer for the larger bags 

oh I'm sure they absolutely do.

[Coach pop a bitch 5,889]

Everyone and their mamas watched 

 

[utexas8 1,695]

Someone said greathouse was at the game but maybe that was known.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10,761]

42 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Aggie has them sign through a lawyer for the larger bags 

Aggy lawyer by chance? 🤔

[Vertigo 20,461]

4 hours ago, Tex-19 said:

Dude, the DL played a hell of a game. Biggest weakness today was easily the run blocking. Bijan got hit at the LOS every damn time. 

It wasnt a weakness so much as we were running into a front seven with about 5 first round draft picks with true freshmen linemen. 

[Hank_Hill 19,749]

8 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

It wasnt a weakness so much as we were running into a front seven with about 5 first round draft picks with true freshmen linemen. 

Yep, and as soon as Ewers went out they completely focused on the run. If Card had another ankle he would have had a lot of options. 

[RollLeft 5,088]

2 hours ago, TXRed said:

If there were ever a time to get back into the Anthony Hill recruitment, this is it!

[Coach pop a bitch 5,889]

 

[HtownHorn 15,243]

32 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Everyone and their mamas watched 

 

and Fox is shitting themselves because ESPN will only get that game moving forward.

[KeysPhoneWallet 807]

Yep, and as soon as Ewers went out they completely focused on the run. If Card had another ankle he would have had a lot of options. 

Cards ability to scramble would have made up for a lot of other problems throwing the football. We couldn’t do jack shit with him.

[Valmy77 13,567]

I hope all those recruits had fun at the game and can't wait to come play here.

[Rockwell Torrey 1,364]

53 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Everyone and their mamas watched 

 

I came back from the bars last night and watched from my place in Tokyo…so fuck yeah a lot of people watched this!!

[mdleast 8,491]

I came back from the bars last night and watched from my place in Tokyo…so fuck yeah a lot of people watched this!!

DOMO ARIGATOU

[BigOrange1 6,604]

2 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:

we actually talked about this at the surly tailgate today. Check is cashed, move on from this one.

fuck anthony hill and denver harris and evan stewart.  enjoy that hellhole.  

[Elmer_Fudd 22,946]

We really need to get a few more big time pass rushers.  I think the guys in the last class are going to be real good, but we need to stack depth.  Could have used some monster EDGE guys today.  Akana, Wilson, whoever.

[OB3 3,636]

37 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

We really need to get a few more big time pass rushers.  I think the guys in the last class are going to be real good, but we need to stack depth.  Could have used some monster EDGE guys today.  Akana, Wilson, whoever.

Did any of the freshman EDGE guys play? Was at the game and it was kinda hard to see who was subbing in and out

[Reese Bennett 3,647]

1 hour ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Everyone and their mamas watched 

 

You can thank me. I had it going on my computer and both TVs.

[BigSwingingD 719]

3 hours ago, Junior Bonner said:

(I see now this had already been posted on the Aggie thread. Apologies.)

Never apologize for highlighting aggy misery. Overcommunication is welcome. Thanks!

Pooooor aggys....

[ClubWhatever 12,276]

4 minutes ago, OB3 said:

Did any of the freshman EDGE guys play? Was at the game and it was kinda hard to see who was subbing in and out

I did not see any in there.  I think Sorrell and Ovie played the whole game.

[Foosters 18,223]

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

We really need to get a few more big time pass rushers.  I think the guys in the last class are going to be real good, but we need to stack depth.  Could have used some monster EDGE guys today.  Akana, Wilson, whoever.

Could be wrong, but I feel like the edge guys did a pretty decent job collapsing the pocket on a good number of passing plays. Don't remember seeing much of that at all last year.

[Coach pop a bitch 5,889]

Lots of sunshine

 

[futureman 22,664]

oof.  way too much sunshine. 

[Vertigo 20,461]

7 minutes ago, futureman said:

oof.  way too much sunshine. 

Give the kid a break, he got three blowjobs during the game on his recruiting visit.

[Rockwell Torrey 1,364]

1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

Give the kid a break, he got three blowjobs during the game on his recruiting visit.

All gas no brakes

[Coach pop a bitch 5,889]

1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

Give the kid a break, he got three blowjobs during the game on his recruiting visit.

Maybe from this chick

 

[Vertigo 20,461]

19 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Maybe from this chick

 

Thats not water