Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

[Chili dog 1,787]

34 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

He runs a memorabilia company and had players come do signing events. Seems like a solid reason to have sources so it's worth a data point. 

Where’s the memorabilia company?
 

I’m thinking we gave Hicks and his dad something they weren’t expecting on Saturday. The amount of DL havoc was astounding and unprecedented under this DC. Add in the fact that OU was only winning 7-3 in the 3rd quarter and ATM looks like ass, and maybe we got his attention. Just speculating. 

[HtownHorn 14,750]

There is now a rumor on IT that Hill was denied tickets to the Bama game, because the UT coaches heard he had made some disparaging remarks about some Texas players.

So my next question is, which one of you mother fuckers is Anthony Hill?

Edited September 14, 2022 by HtownHorn

[westexhorn 2,020]

56 minutes ago, Lonestar88 said:

Is this tweeter someone who matters in any way? Or are we just posting random ass twitter accounts again.

🐙 🦑 🐙 🦑 🐙 🦑 

[Vertigo 20,290]

46 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

There is now a rumor on IT that Hill was denied tickets to the Bama game, because the UT coaches heard he had made some disparaging remarks about some Texas players.

So my next question is, which one of you mother fuckers is Anthony Hill?

We don't tolerate meanies. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22,304]

8 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

There is now a rumor on IT that Hill was denied tickets to the Bama game, because the UT coaches heard he had made some disparaging remarks about some Texas players.

So my next question is, which one of you mother fuckers is Anthony Hill?

Wasn't Hill originally going to wait into the season a bit to see how both teams looked?  Guess that money bag at the pool parry was to much to turn down.

[futureman 22,499]

[BurntOrange&White 39,934]

Texas Longhorns: Wednesday AM recruiting nuggets

Gerry Hamilton•5 minutes

Article written by:Gerry Hamilton

GHamilton_On3

Anthony Hill (Scott Schraeder/WeAreSC)

The Texas Longhorns continue to make runs at top target, and evaluate seniors to move toward completing a second straight top 5 class.

Inside Texas provides the latest on a number of Texas targets to get your Wednesday started.

Anthony Hill and Texas

The Texas Longhorns have not given up on On3 Consensus 5-star linebacker and Texas A&M verbal Anthony Hill. And they will not give up on him until he signs. The Texas staff and Hill continue to keep the lines of communication open.

Hill is scheduled to make his official visit to Texas A&M this weekend. That will be Hill’s fifth, and final official visit.

Don’t expect the Texas staff to back off On3 Consensus 4-star EDGE and Oklahoma verbal Colton Vasek either.

Texas talking to Jai Euegne

Texas defensive backs coach and Pelican State ace recruiter Terry Joseph is in communication with Tulane verbal Jai Eugene Jr..

“Coach Joseph stays in contact with me,” Eugene Jr. told Inside Texas. “He and my dad are really close, so we talk often.”

The Longhorns are working to get the 6-foot, 190-pound high school quarterback, cornerback and safety on campus for a game this season. When he makes that visit, he will not be the lone Destrehan High prospect making the trip to Austin.

“No, I don’t have a visit planned yet. I’m not sure, but it will be during the season. Kolaj Cobbins and I plan on going during the season for a game.”

The No. 160 ranked Cobbins is a top 2024 EDGE target for the Longhorns.

Eugene has connections with at least two prospect from the state of Louisiana. One is On3 Consensus No. 1 Arch Manning, the other is a a receiver for the Longhorns.

“Arch and I are real cool. We talk about every week about our games. As far as Texas, that was his mindset from the jump. I know Casey Cain pretty good too because he is from the area.”

Along with Texas, Michigan is working to get Euegen back on campus. At the end of the day, the son of former LSU defensive back Jai Eugene is looking for his happy place.

“I’m just trying to find myself. What me makes happy, and where I can develop and succeed.”

[Fondren & Main 6,726]

12 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

[kevwun 15,809]

The fact that Venables thinks he can enforce a no visit policy in 2022 is a really good sign that OU will be looking for a new head coach in a few years.

[BornAndRaised 12,299]

Well, I'm extremely gruntled that Hill is still looking around. That doesn't bode well for Aggy and their mega offers moving forward

[closetojumping 62,762]

The Hill recruitment would not be over for two reasons I can think of:

1) Texas may say fuck it and go all in on him with ATM potentially falling apart. 

2) Major ATM NIL support will dry up if things don’t improve and Fisher refuses to address his staff.  

[Bevo 13,587]

2 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Wasn't Hill originally going to wait into the season a bit to see how both teams looked?  Guess that money bag at the pool parry was to much to turn down.

Pretty hard to turn down that kind of money. He put it into an IRA and is earning 5% interest on a fairly conservative diversified portfolio. He will have enough to retire at the age of 57.

[Davis Lane 5,587]

11 hours ago, Butch Had Not said:

Bug Mountain?

I laughed way too hard at his.

Probably because I thought the same thing.

[SydneyCarton 48,114]

2 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Pretty hard to turn down that kind of money. He put it into an IRA and is earning 5% interest on a fairly conservative diversified portfolio. He will have enough to retire at the age of 57.

You're assuming that the actual committed money to get Hill will actually still be there by the end of the season. Boosters committing money and those checks actually showing up are two different things. And that's not taking into account any other funds that might suddenly be needed to stench the flow of guys exiting through the portal. Money could be a real problem. 

[BurntOrange&White 39,934]

17 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

The Hill recruitment would not be over for two reasons I can think of:

1) Texas may say fuck it and go all in on him with ATM potentially falling apart. 

2) Major ATM NIL support will dry up if things don’t improve and Fisher refuses to address his staff.  

A combination of 1 and 2 would be a power move for us.

[Bill Lumbergh 7,171]

12 hours ago, Butch Had Not said:

Bug Mountain?

Let's not make a mountain of an ant hill.

[SydneyCarton 48,114]

1 minute ago, longhornmatt said:

You’re assuming that his point was an 18 year old football player with NFL expectations is going to be wowed by the possibility of investing in a conservative portfolio that will allow him to retire at 57.

I was more addressing the absurdity that would allow his absurdity to even be considered, sir. 

[Vertigo 20,290]

1 hour ago, Bevo said:

Pretty hard to turn down that kind of money. He put it into an IRA and is earning 5% interest on a fairly conservative diversified portfolio. He will have enough to retire at the age of 57.

[Bevo 13,587]

13 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I was more addressing the absurdity that would allow his absurdity to even be considered, sir. 

I actually thought you made a good point. I think a lot of people assume that when a school offers a million to a recruit that the recruit actually receives a million. Personally, I think most university presidents would be ashamed if their football programs were controlled by a bunch of shysters.

[Elmer_Fudd 22,304]

 

[BornAndRaised 12,299]

Fuck yes. Gimme a jordan hall

[HtownHorn 14,750]

30 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

 

[bigup2dahorns 3,343]

[Not a Sock 2,313]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

The Hill recruitment would not be over for two reasons I can think of:

1) Texas may say fuck it and go all in on him with ATM potentially falling apart. 

2) Major ATM NIL support will dry up if things don’t improve and Fisher refuses to address his staff.  

So do these massive coaching contracts create massive nooses for athletic departments? If Fisher, Kelly or any of these coaches with decade long contracts piss the boosters off and they pull their NIL support and recruiting crashes, the product on the field crashes and then your booster are even less likely to want fund even more money. How the hell do stop something like this from becoming a self sustaining crash?

[Hornlover 8,830]

2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

The Hill recruitment would not be over for two reasons I can think of:

1) Texas may say fuck it and go all in on him with ATM potentially falling apart. 

2) Major ATM NIL support will dry up if things don’t improve and Fisher refuses to address his staff.  

[Reese Bennett 3,615]

2 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Texas Longhorns: Wednesday AM recruiting nuggets

Gerry Hamilton•5 minutes

Article written by:Gerry Hamilton

GHamilton_On3

Anthony Hill (Scott Schraeder/WeAreSC)

The Texas Longhorns continue to make runs at top target, and evaluate seniors to move toward completing a second straight top 5 class.

Inside Texas provides the latest on a number of Texas targets to get your Wednesday started.

Anthony Hill and Texas

The Texas Longhorns have not given up on On3 Consensus 5-star linebacker and Texas A&M verbal Anthony Hill. And they will not give up on him until he signs. The Texas staff and Hill continue to keep the lines of communication open.

Hill is scheduled to make his official visit to Texas A&M this weekend. That will be Hill’s fifth, and final official visit.

Don’t expect the Texas staff to back off On3 Consensus 4-star EDGE and Oklahoma verbal Colton Vasek either.

Texas talking to Jai Euegne

Texas defensive backs coach and Pelican State ace recruiter Terry Joseph is in communication with Tulane verbal Jai Eugene Jr..

“Coach Joseph stays in contact with me,” Eugene Jr. told Inside Texas. “He and my dad are really close, so we talk often.”

The Longhorns are working to get the 6-foot, 190-pound high school quarterback, cornerback and safety on campus for a game this season. When he makes that visit, he will not be the lone Destrehan High prospect making the trip to Austin.

“No, I don’t have a visit planned yet. I’m not sure, but it will be during the season. Kolaj Cobbins and I plan on going during the season for a game.”

The No. 160 ranked Cobbins is a top 2024 EDGE target for the Longhorns.

Eugene has connections with at least two prospect from the state of Louisiana. One is On3 Consensus No. 1 Arch Manning, the other is a a receiver for the Longhorns.

“Arch and I are real cool. We talk about every week about our games. As far as Texas, that was his mindset from the jump. I know Casey Cain pretty good too because he is from the area.”

Along with Texas, Michigan is working to get Euegen back on campus. At the end of the day, the son of former LSU defensive back Jai Eugene is looking for his happy place.

“I’m just trying to find myself. What me makes happy, and where I can develop and succeed.”

Euegne

Eugene Jr.

Euegen

Eugene

What the hell is this guy's name and are we even talking about the same person? Is Gerry a professional writer?

 

[Gut Wagon 8,083]

29 minutes ago, Not a Sock said:

So do these massive coaching contracts create massive nooses for athletic departments? If Fisher, Kelly or any of these coaches with decade long contracts piss the boosters off and they pull their NIL support and recruiting crashes, the product on the field crashes and then your booster are even less likely to want fund even more money. How the hell do stop something like this from becoming a self sustaining crash?

If I knew the answer to that, my stock portfolio would look a lot better. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22,304]

Through three games, Jonah Wilson has 28 catches for 513 yards and 5 TD's.

Edited September 14, 2022 by Elmer_Fudd

[closetojumping 62,762]

51 minutes ago, Not a Sock said:

So do these massive coaching contracts create massive nooses for athletic departments? If Fisher, Kelly or any of these coaches with decade long contracts piss the boosters off and they pull their NIL support and recruiting crashes, the product on the field crashes and then your booster are even less likely to want fund even more money. How the hell do stop something like this from becoming a self sustaining crash?

I think step 1 in avoiding that kind of problem is to not be dumber than a bag of rocks. In other words, don't wake up in the morning as an aggie or a fucking cajun imbecile and you've got a better chance of avoiding this kind of shit.

I understand Saban and Swinney having 7+ year contracts for $10+million/year, but there isn't a justification for any other coach having anything that resembles that. Absurdly, Texas currently looks like it doesn't have its head shoved firmly up its own asshole for once when it comes to the football HC's contract. Let's hope it stays that way for a while. 

[TankedBevo 2,484]

19 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Through three games, Jonah Wilson has 28 catches for 513 yards and 5 TD's.

Is that good? That seems good /s

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2,737]

19 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Through three games, Jonah Wilson has 28 catches for 513 yards and 5 TD's.

I had more in intramurals so maybe.  

[Foosters 17,858]

1 hour ago, Not a Sock said:

So do these massive coaching contracts create massive nooses for athletic departments? If Fisher, Kelly or any of these coaches with decade long contracts piss the boosters off and they pull their NIL support and recruiting crashes, the product on the field crashes and then your booster are even less likely to want fund even more money. How the hell do stop something like this from becoming a self sustaining crash?

Just win baby

[AP101S 1,480]

46 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

Euegne

Eugene Jr.

Euegen

Eugene

What the hell is this guy's name and are we even talking about the same person? Is Gerry a professional writer?

 

He could've just copied the kid's name from the ON3 database, but copy/pasting has its own risks.

[IDIOTsavant 8,499]

10 minutes ago, AP101S said:

He could've just copied the kid's name from the ON3 database, but copy/pasting has its own risks.

 

[HtownHorn 14,750]

53 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Through three games, Jonah Wilson has 28 catches for 513 yards and 5 TD's.

He should have closer to 28 TDs.

[tokamak 6,432]

46 minutes ago, TankedBevo said:

Is that good? That seems good /s

Little known fact that actually, Arch wanted to play with HIM.

[Elmer_Fudd 22,304]

 

[Sir Ulrich 5,187]

27 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

 

What if I told you it was liked by Anthony Hill?

[Elmer_Fudd 22,304]

2 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

What if I told you it was liked by Anthony Hill?

[BornAndRaised 12,299]

9 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

What if I told you it was liked by Anthony Hill?

[Enchubben 5,510]

just for funsies - Anthony Hill and Jalen Hale would put Texas at the #1 class, if for just briefly, above Alabama. Losing bug mountain would put the Maroon Buffoons at 36 between Kentucky and Purdue but also behind Duke and Pittsburgh.  

[Hornlover 8,830]

1 minute ago, Enchubben said:

just for funsies - Anthony Hill and Jalen Hale would put Texas at the #1 class, if for just briefly, above Alabama. Losing bug mountain would put the Maroon Buffoons at 36 between Kentucky and Purdue but also behind Duke and Pittsburgh.  

Just for fun, what would it look like if we got Hale, Hicks, Hill, D. Wilson, and Toviano? 

[D3zii 3,708]

15 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

What if I told you it was liked by Anthony Hill?

[D3zii 3,708]

 

DP

Edited September 14, 2022 by D3zii

[irishtexan 11,522]

Just now, Hornlover said:

Just for fun, what would it look like if we got Hale, Hicks, Hill, D. Wilson, and Toviano? 

Well, if we'd be #1 with just Hill and Hale, I'm guessing we'd also be #1 with all those other dudes. But I'm no math expert, and I've yet to crack the recruiting algorithm.

[HtownHorn 14,750]

13 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

Just for fun, what would it look like if we got Hale, Hicks, Hill, D. Wilson, and Toviano? 

Better than 2022 aggy.

Edited September 14, 2022 by HtownHorn

[Fondren & Main 6,726]

21 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

Just for fun, what would it look like if we got Hale, Hicks, Hill, D. Wilson, and Toviano? 

[nycHorn 3,037]

Just for fun, what would it look like if we got Hale, Hicks, Hill, D. Wilson, and Toviano? 

[TexasRenegade 2,459]

49 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

What if I told you it was liked by Anthony Hill?

That's Mr. Bug Mountain to you.

[irishtexan 11,522]

Guys, just for fun, what would it look like if we signed all of the five-stars in the 2023 class?