Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

[tokamak 6,431]

Hope Jalen Hale is enjoying this high octane Bama offense. 

[kwood4408 765]

Hope Jalen Hale is enjoying this high octane Bama offense. 

Who is Jalen Hale?

[BurntOrange&White 39,934]

Holy shit

[nycHorn 3,034]

Who is Jalen Hale?

Frida’s boss.

[IDIOTsavant 8,495]

16 minutes ago, kwood4408 said:

Who is Jalen Hale?

[Dbeasy 15,067]

19 minutes ago, kwood4408 said:

Who is Jalen Hale?

[Napoleon 8,687]

7 hours ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

 

 

[satyanash 14,526]

The perfect weekend!

[UDontKnow 10,447]

15 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

 

 

 

 

[TXRed 3,281]

 

[Fondren & Main 6,724]

7 hours ago, Bevo said:

I had to go into the office at halftime. What running backs played/looked good in the second half?

[NoName 16,354]

14 hours ago, Junior Bonner said:

RBU… 

Bijan just outed himself as spider man!

[SydneyCarton 48,108]

13 hours ago, crash_davis said:

i bet that motherfucker is high as a kite, nekkid and playing the banjos.

*bongos. It’s bongos man. We aren’t aTm. 

[Junior Bonner 6,257]

[Harvdog 2,288]

1 hour ago, NoName said:

Bijan just outed himself as spider man!

It looked like a solid finger bang move.  Squirt game is strong 

[UDontKnow 10,447]

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

*bongos. It’s bongos man. We aren’t aTm. 

 

SydneyCarton as Sheldon and CTJ as Leonard?

 

 

[SydneyCarton 48,108]

1 hour ago, UDontKnow said:

 

SydneyCarton as Sheldon and CTJ as Leonard?

 

 

You love doing this, don’t you?

[TXRed 3,281]

Duce, please! 
 

 

[billfromlaketravis 11,510]

17 hours ago, Bevo said:

I had to go into the office at halftime. What running backs played/looked good in the second half?

Username does not check out. 

[satyanash 14,526]

Gerry Hamilton: Texas Longhorns Best Class Scenario

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The Texas Longhorns enter the week with the No. 5 recruiting class in the On3 Consensus team rankings with 21 commitments in the fold. Steve Sarkisian and staff have 13 commitments in the On3 Consensus top 300, and 15 five-stars or four-stars headlined by On3 Consensus 5-stars Arch Manning and Derek Williams.

The most updated best class scenario is made up of 27 players, including 19 members of the On3 Consensus top 300. The group of 27 includes 22 On3 Consensus five-star or four-star prospects. All 27 will not be in the class, but a combination of the numbers likely gets Texas a second straight top five class.

Texas Longhorns best class scenario

QB Arch Manning, New Orleans (La.) Isidore Newman
On3 Consensus: No. 1 (Consensus five-star)
#AllGasNoBrakes

RB Cedric Baxter Jr., Orlando (Fla.) Edgewater
On3 Consensus: No. 39
#AllGasNoBrakes

RB Tre Wisner, DeSoto (Texas) High
On3 Consensus: No. 312
#AllGasNoBrakes

WR Johntay Cook II, DeSoto (Texas) High
On3 Consensus: No. 41
#AllGasNoBrakes

WR DeAndre Moore, Bellflower (Calif.) St. John Bosco
On3 Consensus: No. 81
The competition: The Louisville verbal has Texas and Georgia fighting for the flip. Moore will make official visit to Georgia November 5, and Texas in November or December.

WR Ryan Niblett, Houston (Texas) Eisenhower
On3 Consensus: No. 72
#AllGasNoBrakes

TE Duce Robinson, Phoenix (Ariz.) Pinnacle
On3 Consensus: No. 22 (Consensus five-star)
The competition: USC leads Texas, Georgia and Alabama. Texas is working to get Robinson’s cancelled September official visit rescheduled.

TE Will Randle, New Orleans (La.) Isidore Newman
On3 Consensus: No. 753
#AllGasNoBrakes

TE Spencer Shannon, Santa Ana (Calif.) Mater Dei
On3 Consensus: No. 599
#AllGasNoBrakes

OT Jaydon Chatman, Killeen (Texas) Harker Heights
On3 Consensus: No. 194
#AllGasNoBrakes

OT Payton Kirkland, Orlando (Fla.) Dr. Phillips
On3 Consensus: No. 295
#AllGasNoBrakes

OT Trevor Goosby, Melissa (Texas) High
On3 Consensus: No. 514
#AllGasNoBrakes

IOL Connor Stroh, Frisco (Texas) Wakeland
On3 Consensus: No. 504
#AllGasNoBrakes

IOL Andre Cojoe, Mansfield (Texas) Timberview
On3 Consensus: No. 712
#AllGasNoBrakes

DL Markis Deal, Garland (Texas) Naaman Forest
On3 Consensus: No. 102
The competition: Texas leads Georgia and TCU with Arkansas on the peripheral.

DL Jordan Hall, Jacksonville (Fla.) Westside
On300 Consensus: No. 100
The competition: Georgia leads Alabama, Ohio State, Florida, Texas and LSU.

DL Dylan Spencer, Houston (Texas) C.E. King
On3 Consensus: No. 268
#AllGasNoBrakes

DL Sydir Mitchell, Oradell (N.J.) Bergen Catholic
On3 Consensus: No. 200
#AllGasNoBrakes

EDGE Colton Vasek, Austin (Texas) Westlake
On3 Consensus: No. 160
The competition: The Oklahoma verbal remains in contact with the Texas staff, and a couple of Texas players.

EDGE Billy Walton, Dallas (Texas) South Oak Cliff
On3 Consensus: No. 640
#AllGasNoBrakes

LB/EDGE Derion Gullette, Marlin (Texas) High
On3 Consensus: No. 151
#AllGasNoBrakes

LB Anthony Hill, Denton (Texas) Ryan
On3 Consensus: No. 16 (Consensus 5-star)
The competition: The Texas A&M commitment remains in contact with the Longhorns staff.

LB S’Maje Burrell, Fort Worth (Texas) North Crowley
On3 Consensus: No. 252
#AllGasNoBrakes

LB Liona Lefau, Kahuku (Hawaii) High
On3 Consensus: No. 356
#AllGasNoBrakes

S Derek Williams, New Iberia (La.) Westgate
On3 Consensus: No. 27
#AllGasNoBrakes

S Jamel Johnson, Arlington (Texas) Seguin
On3 Consensus: No. 244
#AllGasNoBrakes

N/CB/S Javien Toviano, Arlington (Texas) Martin
On3 Consensus: No. 35
The competition: LSU has been trending over Texas, Texas A&M, Oregon and Michigan. A lot can change here.

CB Malik Muhammad, Dallas (Texas) South Oak Cliff
On3 Consensus: No. 45
#AllGasNoBrakes

 

[Getafix 28,674]

12 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Texas leads Georgia and TCU with Arkansas on the peripheral.

 

 

 

[Coach pop a bitch 5,468]

 

[Coach pop a bitch 5,468]

 

[tokamak 6,431]

1 hour ago, satyanash said:

Gerry Hamilton: Texas Longhorns Best Class Scenario

 

No Akana? Do the coaches prefer Vasek at that spot?

 

 

[BornAndRaised 12,289]

3 minutes ago, tokamak said:

No Akana? Do the coaches prefer Vasek at that spot?

 

 

hopefully both

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1 hour ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

 

The one on the left is quite rude 

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1 hour ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

 

[Leanderman 2,275]

'I had to go into the office at halftime. What running backs played/looked good in the second half?"

A janitor's job is never done.

[nycHorn 3,034]

'I had to go into the office at halftime. What running backs played/looked good in the second half?"
A janitor's job is never done.

[Coach pop a bitch 5,468]

Anybody know what running backs played in 2nd half? I had to fuck my wife for the millionth time

[Cairn Horn88 8,265]

20 hours ago, crash_davis said:

i bet that motherfucker is high as a kite, nekkid and playing the banjos.

[Leanderman 2,275]

"Anybody know what running backs played in 2nd half? I had to fuck my wife for the millionth time"

Glad you went back to women  

[tejas60 3,533]

4 hours ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

 

Why yes. Yes I do 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,399]

8 hours ago, Junior Bonner said:

Fuck, dude. This is fucking amazing 

[Post Oak 20,239]

This is the TE Gerry said we've reached out too. Committed to Vandy.  6'6 220.  Looking at his HUDL there's a lot to like.

https://247sports.com/Player/KaMorreun-Pimpton-46130497/

 

https://www.hudl.com/profile/13711355/KaMorreun-Pimpton

 

[Bevo 13,578]

42 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

"Anybody know what running backs played in 2nd half? I had to fuck my wife for the millionth time"

Glad you went back to women  

 

Edited October 9, 2022 by Bevo

[Pato del Muerto 52,510]

12 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

This is the TE Gerry said we've reached out too. Committed to Vandy.  6'6 220.  Looking at his HUDL there's a lot to like.

https://247sports.com/Player/KaMorreun-Pimpton-46130497/

 

https://www.hudl.com/profile/13711355/KaMorreun-Pimpton

 

Looking at his name, there’s a lot to like. 

[mwaadeeb 1,221]

30 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Looking at his name, there’s a lot to like. 

Ewers to Pimpton sounds dirty.

[SydneyCarton 48,108]

1 hour ago, Leanderman said:

"Anybody know what running backs played in 2nd half? I had to fuck my wife for the millionth time"

Glad you went back to women  

*he didn’t. 

[TommyGufano 6,021]

55 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

This is the TE Gerry said we've reached out too. Committed to Vandy.  6'6 220.  Looking at his HUDL there's a lot to like.

https://247sports.com/Player/KaMorreun-Pimpton-46130497/

 

https://www.hudl.com/profile/13711355/KaMorreun-Pimpton

 

6'6 220 -- does he dabble in rushing the passer at all?

[Elmer_Fudd 22,265]

Is Braylon Shelby still a possible flip or is he dead set on USC?  Haven't seen his name mentioned in a while.

[HenryJames 66,082]

1 hour ago, Post Oak said:

This is the TE Gerry said we've reached out too. Committed to Vandy.  6'6 220.  Looking at his HUDL there's a lot to like.

https://247sports.com/Player/KaMorreun-Pimpton-46130497/

 

https://www.hudl.com/profile/13711355/KaMorreun-Pimpton

 

Check out his recent offers.

[Bevo 13,578]

1 hour ago, mwaadeeb said:

Ewers to Pimpton sounds dirty.

He goes by Mo Pimp

[BornAndRaised 12,289]

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

Check out his recent offers.

Not underrated anymore.

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7 hours ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

 

I definitely have 10 seconds to spare.

[Elmer_Fudd 22,265]

 

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5 hours ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Anybody know what running backs played in 2nd half? I had to fuck my wife for the millionth time

Username approved

[Junior Bonner 6,257]

NSIAP 

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I definitely have 10 seconds to spare.

The gal bringing beers up the stairs is the real keeper though

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7 hours ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

 

It just went from 6 to midnight