Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

[HtownHorn 14488]

Yesterday from Josh at SoonerScoop.

[Radical Larry 28529]

Well shit, if Josh says so. What did Fred say?

[Hookem2147 20932]

 

[Hookem2147 20932]

 

[Chili dog 1787]

No way this thing makes 1,000. I doubt it makes 600. 

[runthebone 7932]

There may only be another 10 pages of recruiting content, but there will be at least another 300 of crap.  Probably at least 40 500! posts on page 501, also.

[Henry Hill 3156]

 

 

[FloridaHorn 4735]

47 minutes ago, runthebone said:

 

Edited October 20, 2022 by FloridaHorn

[Lou_Sassle 2865]

16 hours ago, Mittens said:

 

You know, for an aggie, she seems like a good mom.... unlike Bryce Foster's red ass mom.

Edited October 20, 2022 by Lou_Sassle

[RockyMountainHighHorn 890]

Does it give anyone else the….heeby geebies when you see a Texas “grad/player” (albeit huge fan) have such…lovely grammar? I appreciate you Miller and your run stuffing ways but I’m beginning to wondered..

Edited October 20, 2022 by RockyMountainHighHorn

[South Austin 52144]

9 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

Well shit, if Josh says so. What did Fred say?

Josh predicted that the Hindenburg would crash. So there’s that.

[WinningIsHard 4017]

4 minutes ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

Does it give anyone else the….heeby geebies when you see a Texas “grad/player” (albeit huge fan) have such…lovely grammar? I appreciate you Miller and your run stuffing ways but I’m being to wondered..

Ion give a fuck about his grammar, he’s going to battle on the Twitter for Texas against the land thieves. 

[Hornius Emeritus 12420]

8 minutes ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

Does it give anyone else the….heeby geebies when you see a Texas “grad/player” (albeit huge fan) have such…lovely grammar? I appreciate you Miller and your run stuffing ways but I’m beginning to wondered..

That is what happens when you speak into a phone. It doesn't catch the difference between "wonder" and "wondered," and then you don't catch that mistake before hitting send. It happens to be all the time.

[Hiphopopotamos 20865]

14 minutes ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

Does it give anyone else the….heeby geebies when you see a Texas “grad/player” (albeit huge fan) have such…lovely grammar? I appreciate you Miller and your run stuffing ways but I’m beginning to wondered..

No34

[BurntOrange&White 39662]

17 minutes ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

Does it give anyone else the….heeby geebies when you see a Texas “grad/player” (albeit huge fan) have such…lovely grammar? I appreciate you Miller and your run stuffing ways but I’m beginning to wondered..

no and stfu k bye

[BornAndRaised 12223]

Made it official, Jonah Wilson committed to Houston

[Hiphopopotamos 20865]

3 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Made it official, Jonah Wilson committed to Houston

Processed.

[Acropora 856]

2 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Made it official, Jonah Wilson committed to Houston

I guess that's a choice. 

[Chuckie Finster 22600]

5 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Made it official, Jonah Wilson committed to Houston

Imagine choosing third ward over Quinn/Arch.

Edited October 20, 2022 by Chuckie Finster

[BornAndRaised 12223]

Agreed. Don't see how you decommit after seeing our offense and having Quinn and arch on deck. Oh well, would have loved to have him. Best of luck.

[NoName 16305]

14 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Made it official, Jonah Wilson committed to Houston

 

9 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Imagine choosing third ward over Quinn/Arch.

feels like a situation where there is way more to it. U of H is like ~25 miles away from home.

Edited October 20, 2022 by NoName

[gurt 736]

is that his kid?  what, did he become a dad at 15?

[HenryJames 65890]

17 minutes ago, gurt said:

is that his kid?  what, did he become a dad at 15?

Pretty sure that’s Jay-Z’s kid.

[Harvdog 2276]

39 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Made it official, Jonah Wilson committed to Houston

😂😂😂 Good luck to him. [BestAggieVoice] I guess he wasn’t SEC good, did not want [/BestAggieVoice]

[BigOrange1 6422]

48 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Made it official, Jonah Wilson committed to Houston

have fun i guess.

[Fondren & Main 6670]

51 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Made it official, Jonah Wilson committed to Houston

[Newy25 7638]

He really decommitted to us to go to Coug high? What’s the story here? 

[NoName 16305]

1 minute ago, Newy25 said:

He really decommitted to us to go to Coug high? What’s the story here? 

folks at reddit and twitter are saying it's because he has a kid

[HenryJames 65890]

Seems pretty obvious.

[Foosters 17734]

I'd guess the proximity to the Downtown aquarium had something to do with it as well 

[UDontKnow 10439]

12 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

He really decommitted to us to go to Coug high? What’s the story here? 

 

10 minutes ago, NoName said:

folks at reddit and twitter are saying it's because he has a kid

 

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

Maybe sark was WORRIED ABOUT THE NUMBERS

[Vertuzzi 1361]

20 minutes ago, NoName said:

folks at reddit and twitter are saying it's because he has a kid

I recall Gary Johnson having like 8 kids while he was here and it wasn’t a problem. 

[Codaxx 5602]

23 minutes ago, NoName said:

folks at reddit and twitter are saying it's because he has a kid

You have to respect that decision. Hard to fault a kid for choosing what is best for his kid over Texas. 

[Lone Star Horn 2010]

9 hours ago, runthebone said:

There may only be another 10 pages of recruiting content, but there will be at least another 300 of crap.  Probably at least 40 500! posts on page 501, also.

 

😝

[VirginiaLonghorn 4750]

7 minutes ago, Vertuzzi said:

I recall Gary Johnson having like 8 kids while he was here and it wasn’t a problem. 

So, that’s how it became known as a “Johnson” …

[Leanderman 2267]

Wish him luck at Cougar High and raising his kid properly is all I can say.

[mwaadeeb 1152]

4 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

You have to respect that decision. Hard to fault a kid for choosing what is best for his kid over Texas. 

Hard disagree.

[crash_davis 23084]

3 minutes ago, mwaadeeb said:

Hard disagree.

Yea, he should move his baby and baby momma to live with him in Austin while he plays school and football. He won't be distracted at all. Or he should decide to be an absent father and to hell with baby and baby momma while he bangs bitches and plays school and football.

Fuck him, his family, his desire to be a better man, and his feelings. 

[billfromlaketravis 11363]

38 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

He really decommitted to us to go to Coug high? What’s the story here? 

Lol my friend. 

[irishtexan 11445]

5 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Fuck him, his family, his desire to be a better man, and his feelings. 

[crash_davis 23084]

I was being sarcastic

 

[NorLa Horns 1458]

15 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Yea, he should move his baby and baby momma to live with him in Austin while he plays school and football. He won't be distracted at all. Or he should decide to be an absent father and to hell with baby and baby momma while he bangs bitches and plays school and football.

Fuck him, his family, his desire to be a better man, and his feelings. 

I couldnt have said it better myself. 

Kids!  Responsibilities!  

Fuuuuck!

[Gut Wagon 8052]

33 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

So, that’s how it became known as a “Johnson” …

[mwaadeeb 1152]

18 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

I was being sarcastic

 

So was I dumbass.

[crash_davis 23084]

3 minutes ago, mwaadeeb said:

So was I dumbass.

hard disagree

[mwaadeeb 1152]

1 minute ago, crash_davis said:

hard disagree

ok you're right I'm the devil

[The Beast 584]

2 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

hard disagree

Quality funny. Good job!

[WinningIsHard 4017]

56 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

You have to respect that decision. Hard to fault a kid for choosing what is best for his kid over Texas. 

https://www.veed.io/view/e04fabae-4862-4a61-b235-5a92c3b42161

 

I'm not sure how to edit gifs and make them play smooth just yet, sorry lol 

Edited October 20, 2022 by WinningIsHard
I'm regarded

[MoJames 8241]

34 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

I was being sarcastic