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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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15 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Out of curiosity, do Walton and Dylan Spencer play the same position?

Let me clarify, do they project to the same position in college?

No. Spencer is JACK, Walton is a DE.

Spencer, if he doesn't eventually move inside, will play the position that Sorrell plays. Walton will play the position that #18 plays.

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4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

5-6? Real participation trophy vibes w/r to playoff qualifying 

I ended up fucking a girl from Mansfield quite a bit my freshman year. She just grabbed me after class one day and stopped me, asked me if I was following the course well enough and needed a study partner.

Well, the truth was that it was Biology for non-science, so of course I was crushing it. But this poor hot girl from Mansfield and staying in Scottish Rite as a freshman needed help, so I helped. I think I violated Scottish Rite more in that next 4-6 months than the Brits during Prima Noctae. 

Anyway, outside of a few folks, like I think Childs, I haven’t thought much about Mansfield in a long, long time. Good on you, @texifornia , critical shit.

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18 minutes ago, texifornia said:

5-6? Real participation trophy vibes w/r to playoff qualifying 

You see much much worse than that in TXHSFB playoffs, especially at the lower levels. I’m talking winless teams in the playoffs.

And in fairness to Summit they are almost always a tough out in the postseason, no matter what their record. They barely lost that game tonight.

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26 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I ended up fucking a girl from Mansfield quite a bit my freshman year. She just grabbed me after class one day and stopped me, asked me if I was following the course well enough and needed a study partner.

Well, the truth was that it was Biology for non-science, so of course I was crushing it. But this poor hot girl from Mansfield and staying in Scottish Rite as a freshman needed help, so I helped. I think I violated Scottish Rite more in that next 4-6 months than the Brits during Prima Noctae. 

Anyway, outside of a few folks, like I think Childs, I haven’t thought much about Mansfield in a long, long time. Good on you, @texifornia , critical shit.

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1 hour ago, BornAndRaised said:

Out of curiosity, do Walton and Dylan Spencer play the same position?

Let me clarify, do they project to the same position in college?

 

52 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

No. Spencer is JACK, Walton is a DE.

Spencer, if he doesn't eventually move inside, will play the position that Sorrell plays. Walton will play the position that #18 plays.

UT recruited Spencer as a DT. Bo David has always been he's primary recruiter.

@HtownHorn When you posted "Spencer is JACK, Walton is a DE", I think you meant "Walton is a Buck".

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3 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I ended up fucking a girl from Mansfield quite a bit my freshman year. She just grabbed me after class one day and stopped me, asked me if I was following the course well enough and needed a study partner.

Well, the truth was that it was Biology for non-science, so of course I was crushing it. But this poor hot girl from Mansfield and staying in Scottish Rite as a freshman needed help, so I helped. I think I violated Scottish Rite more in that next 4-6 months than the Brits during Prima Noctae. 

Anyway, outside of a few folks, like I think Childs, I haven’t thought much about Mansfield in a long, long time. Good on you, @texifornia , critical shit.

You know who's from Mansfield that you've definitely thought about?

 

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1 hour ago, Michael Knight said:

How does Anthony Hill compare to Harold Perkins, also can we get Perkins from the portal

Perkins looks awesome. Honey badger-y. Somebody tell him we’ve got more gummy bears. Also cash.

Hill could grow into an end, Perkins could credibly play safety. They’re pretty different. 

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