Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

[Bigbend1812 12,927]

49 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

"He's a sex offender. With a record. He served 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight year old."

"When he moved to Hollywood he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederast."

[Vertigo 20,290]

3 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:

 

[jeevsie 3,734]

17 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Man this guy would be the perfect replacement for Sanders in our offense.  Unfortunately doesn't look like we'll be the choice.

 

Yeah, but can he hit a curveball?

[Professor Chesney 498]

3 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:

 

I am continually floored by how good Kyle Flood is at his job and what a stark contrast he has been from the past 16 years of Texas offensive line coaches.  How often have we seen Texas identify a prospect before TCU or Baylor?  Noting the normal caveats that he still hasn’t hit campus yet and careers are unpredictable, Cojoe is looking like another positive data point.

One of the reasons that he is still committed here despite our heavy depth chart is that Flood has always recruited him the hardest, especially early in the year when no one else wanted him.  Holgorsen and his staff didn’t think he could ever see the field.  Baylor and TCU weren’t pushing, and either SMU or tech was probably the runner up when he commuted to Texas.  Now, all of these schools are trying to sneak back in but hopefully it is too late.

 

 

[futureman 22,485]

2 hours ago, TheMailBox357 said:

LOL at posters who thought Cojoe is a candidate to be processed in this recruiting class.

oh blow it out your ass you thick fuck. 

[BurntOrange&White 39,934]

2 hours ago, TheMailBox357 said:

LOL at posters who thought Cojoe is a candidate to be processed in this recruiting class.

LOL @ you for defending Card

[Getafix 28,682]

 

Cedric Baxter's now #22.

 

 

 

[Elmer_Fudd 22,283]

4 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Cedric Baxter's now #22.

 

 

 

Rivals updated today.  Vasek and Niblett got huge bumps as well.  Cook dropped a few spots and is no longer a composite 5*.  Gullette dropped a bit as well.

[ApocalypseTexas 297]

How the hell could Cook possibly drop guy has been tearing it up or am I missing something 

[Vertigo 20,290]

9 minutes ago, ApocalypseTexas said:

How the hell could Cook possibly drop guy has been tearing it up or am I missing something 

People sometimes move for the sake of creating conversations, but I think it is a shit move to take away a 5th star this late in the process for no real reason. 

[TheMailBox357 213]

29 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Rivals updated today.  Vasek and Niblett got huge bumps as well.  Cook dropped a few spots and is no longer a composite 5*.  Gullette dropped a bit as well.

 

20 minutes ago, ApocalypseTexas said:

How the hell could Cook possibly drop guy has been tearing it up or am I missing something 

 

11 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

People sometimes move for the sake of creating conversations, but I think it is a shit move to take away a 5th star this late in the process for no real reason. 

Cook was a composite 5-star despite the fact that none of the individual big 4 national recruiting sites had him as a 5-star. So I'm guessing he lost his composite 5-star because Rivals dropped him in their new rankings. It wasn't individually taken away from him.

[TheMailBox357 213]

 

 

[BarthHollamew 227]

One a y’all needs to go ahead and get Hill to commit so we can see this class tighten up.  Need to see a little hustle here boys, let’s go.  

[satyanash 14,529]

We have the nation's #1 QB and the nation's #1 RB recruit in our class, and may soon add the nation's #1 LB. Pretty crazy to think about

[Fondren & Main 6,726]

1 minute ago, satyanash said:

We have the nation's #1 QB and the nation's #1 RB recruit in our class, and may soon add the nation's #1 LB. Pretty crazy to think about

Who are you and what have you done with satya?

[Chuckie Finster 22,701]

We have the nation's #1 QB and the nation's #1 RB recruit in our class, and may soon add the nation's #1 LB. Pretty crazy to think about

@FBI, I’d like to report a theft of satya’s phone.

[Burt Macklin 19,038]

Just now, Chuckie Finster said:

@FBI, I’d like to report a theft of satya’s phone.

 

[Hank Scorpio 17,729]

5 hours ago, Professor Chesney said:

I am continually floored by how good Kyle Flood is at his job and what a stark contrast he has been from the past 16 years of Texas offensive line coaches.  How often have we seen Texas identify a prospect before TCU or Baylor?  Noting the normal caveats that he still hasn’t hit campus yet and careers are unpredictable, Cojoe is looking like another positive data point.

One of the reasons that he is still committed here despite our heavy depth chart is that Flood has always recruited him the hardest, especially early in the year when no one else wanted him.  Holgorsen and his staff didn’t think he could ever see the field.  Baylor and TCU weren’t pushing, and either SMU or tech was probably the runner up when he commuted to Texas.  Now, all of these schools are trying to sneak back in but hopefully it is too late.

 

 

Let’s not start sucking each other’s dicks just yet. He won a high school district MVP, not the Outland trophy. 

[Fondren & Main 6,726]

14 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Let’s not start sucking each other’s dicks just yet. He won a high school district MVP, not the Outland trophy. 

[Getafix 28,682]

22 minutes ago, satyanash said:

We have the nation's #1 QB and the nation's #1 RB recruit in our class, and may soon add the nation's #1 LB. Pretty crazy to think about

 

Crazier that you're pointing it out 😀 😀 😀 .

 

 

[gmr548 16,580]

Let’s not start sucking each other’s dicks just yet. He won a high school district MVP, not the Outland trophy. 

Linemen win the Outland all the time though, how many of those guys were HS district MVP’s?

[Bevo14 8,336]

1 hour ago, Getafix said:

 

Crazier that you're pointing it out 😀 😀 😀 .

 

 

Rest of his post: We're missing #1 WR, OL, TE, DT, edge, CB, S, K, P, LS, and waterboy

Edited December 7, 2022 by Bevo14

[SaucyJack 3,488]

38 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

Linemen win the Outland all the time though, how many of those guys were HS district MVP’s?

[futureman 22,485]

42 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

Linemen win the Outland all the time though, how many of those guys were HS district MVP’s?

that’s actually a great point.  one is much more rare than the other.

does Cojoe have senior film?

[pacman 7,359]

Yes.

[futureman 22,485]

6 minutes ago, pacman said:

Yes.

I found it too.  he’s not a bad player but their district must have sucked ass. 

[LTtxfan 49,263]

 

[perfectchaos007 6,673]

 

I'm assuming he's either going to Colorado for coach Prime or Jimbo dropped him a bag. We'll find out in a couple hours I guess

[UncleSonny 6,573]

1 minute ago, perfectchaos007 said:

 

I'm assuming he's either going to Colorado for coach Prime or Jimbo dropped him a bag. We'll find out in a couple hours I guess

I mean, I’ll save you the suspense. It’s going to be A&M

[TexasGary 844]

10 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

 

I'm assuming he's either going to Colorado for coach Prime or Jimbo dropped him a bag. We'll find out in a couple hours I guess

Going to be difficult to get that "area code" tattoo changed.

[Constant 6,743]

36 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

 

I'm assuming he's either going to Colorado for coach Prime or Jimbo dropped him a bag. We'll find out in a couple hours I guess

He’ll be starting his transfer career at A&M. 

[Sir Ulrich 5,187]

24 minutes ago, TexasGary said:

Going to be difficult to get that "area code" tattoo changed.

Even a decent artist can change 502 to 5&7

[Vertigo 20,290]

38 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

I mean, I’ll save you the suspense. It’s going to be A&M

That is the perfect kind of dude we want aggy picking up right now for big bags. Keep this party rolling.

[JesusSweatDuck 17,784]

4 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Even a decent artist can change 502 to 5&7

[DanTheHorn 4,935]

35 minutes ago, TexasGary said:

Going to be difficult to get that "area code" tattoo changed.

Well if this image is real he hedged on his bets.

[Elmer_Fudd 22,283]

 

[TankedBevo 2,483]

14 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

 

"I can't wait to grind on him awkwardly" -BK, probably 

[Napoleon 8,689]

9 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

X , 1

[Elmer_Fudd 22,283]

Rivals dropped Wisner from inside the top 250 to a mid 3* (5.6 rating).  He's now a composite 3*.

[TheMailBox357 213]

19 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Rivals dropped Wisner from inside the top 250 to a mid 3* (5.6 rating).  He's now a composite 3*.

LOL, earlier this year he was considered a top 100 player in the nation.

 

Edited December 8, 2022 by TheMailBox357

[TheMailBox357 213]

 

[TheMailBox357 213]

According to TFloss, IT is reporting that Texas is dong in-home with USC WR commit Ja'Kobi Lane. Gerry Hamilton says their remains a "quiet confidence" that they can flip him, and they're all-in on doing so. Texas hasn't set up any home visits with Kyle Parker or Jaden Greathouse.

[MrX 735]

Looks like we officially offered Pimp. 

58 minutes ago, TheMailBox357 said:

LOL, earlier this year he was considered a top 100 player in the nation.

 

Being the backup will do that to you…

[Hiphopopotamos 20,875]

https://247sports.com/player/kamorreun-pimpton-46130497/
 

Kid using ‘ebullient’ in his tweet / you know he’s ready to play school and football. 

Edited December 8, 2022 by Hiphopopotamos

[Elmer_Fudd 22,283]

Staff finally seen that Duce ain't coming.

Posted a while back, but Pimpton is a composite 4* now.  On3 has him really high (#136 in nation I think).

[Elmer_Fudd 22,283]

9 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

https://247sports.com/player/kamorreun-pimpton-46130497/
 

Kid using ‘ebullient’ in his tweet / you know he’s ready to play school and football. 

Almost 1,000 yards receiving this year.

[CTC2 2,797]

11 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

https://247sports.com/player/kamorreun-pimpton-46130497/
 

Kid using ‘ebullient’ in his tweet / you know he’s ready to play school and football. 

"astounding conversation"?

[MuellerHorn 4,256]

14 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

https://247sports.com/player/kamorreun-pimpton-46130497/
 

Kid using ‘ebullient’ in his tweet / you know he’s ready to play school and football. 

 

2 minutes ago, CTC2 said:

"astounding conversation"?

Are you astonished Pimp knows how to correctly employ the word "astounding"?

Edited December 8, 2022 by MuellerHorn

[Cairn Horn88 8,275]

3 hours ago, perfectchaos007 said:

 

I'm assuming he's either going to Colorado for coach Prime or Jimbo dropped him a bag. We'll find out in a couple hours I guess

Sorry, but you have assumed incorrectly…film at 11:00.

[Cairn Horn88 8,275]

1 hour ago, TheMailBox357 said:

According to TFloss, IT is reporting that Texas is dong in-home with USC WR commit Ja'Kobi Lane. Gerry Hamilton says their remains a "quiet confidence" that they can flip him, and they're all-in on doing so. Texas hasn't set up any home visits with Kyle Parker or Jaden Greathouse.

Go get Greathouse…I’m not kidding.