Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

[Poe It Up 126]

 

[Lonestar88 4585]

Official Texas football one 

Edited December 21, 2022 by Lonestar88

[theaveragejon 974]

When is Hill’s ceremony?

[satyanash 14281]

[Lonestar88 4585]

 

[gmr548 16512]

People get excited every year about the recruiting class, but a lot of guys aren't of high enough quality to win a national championship.
Mitchell has the size and raw talent to be a key component of a national title team. When your DL and OL is large and talented, playoffs become realistic. The recruiting is really improving. 
 
Edit: Williams also in and he’s another title quality guy. 

The recruiting on the lines is the best thing this staff has done. It’s been clearly elevated.

LSU tears on Williams 
 

Hahahahahahaha how does anyone affiliated with LSU type that with a straight face?

[LTtxfan 48972]

39 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Might want to wait on Wisner's NLI to be sure of that

 

3 minutes ago, Lonestar88 said:

 

Looks like we're good on Wisner

[Lonestar88 4585]

Official Texas football one 

[Dr. Teeth 5832]

This class said fuck your $9.95 drama. We signing early. 

[Dbeasy 14969]

Will be interesting to see if Wisner contributes. 

[texifornia 56519]

Just now, Dr. Teeth said:

This class said fuck your $9.95 drama. We signing early. 

Wow, didn't expect that. Awesome.

[satyanash 14281]

2 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Looks like we're good on Wisner

Galindo's already used the phrase "swiss-army knife" approximately 20x in the last five seconds

[MirrOlure 14625]

Since we don’t have much else to discuss…

I’m mesmerized by the signing on plexiglass bit on the official tweets. Guess they filmed from behind the glass and then “flip” the video so it plays from a mirror angle? I mean these guys are talented but they’re not signing their names backwards.

Quality stuff

[Hook1997 5287]

Already talking about switching Wisner to defense on LHN….

[Yesh 904]

1 minute ago, Dbeasy said:

Will be interesting to see if Wisner contributes. 

I agree.  It will also be interesting to see if every other player we recruited contributes.  That is why we are here, because we are interested.

[theaveragejon 974]

If Wisner takes the K. Robinson role, and can flex out to slot. I’ll call it a win. 

[Vito Andolini 9109]

1 minute ago, MirrOlure said:

Since we don’t have much else to discuss…

I’m mesmerized by the signing on plexiglass bit on the official tweets. Guess they filmed from behind the glass and then “flip” the video so it plays from a mirror angle? I mean these guys are talented but they’re not signing their names backwards.

Quality stuff

Name checks out

[BigOrange1 6422]

why anyone would subject themselves to lowell galindo when bobby and gerry are going live for 4 hours is beyond me.  but to each their own.

[TheMailBox357 213]

Do we know if Sark did an in-home visit with Akana?

[Herbie Hancock 7306]

Take the discussion to the discussion thread you silly bastard.

[Lonestar88 4585]

Edited December 21, 2022 by Lonestar88

[satyanash 14281]

DeAndre Moore announcing at 2 pm CT, Tausili Akana announcing at 3 pm CT. Busy busy afternoon.

Hamilton says the 'feeling' is that Pimpton is LSU-bound, and that Texas' late offer hurt us in the recruitment.

[pacman 7329]

poor aggy

 

 

[gmr548 16512]

Williams, Wisner, Mitchell, Burrell, Niblett… everyone with a degree of uncertainty in the past week (even if there wasn’t much going into to today) already in. House money at this point.

[ATXhorn17 1611]

Can’t wait to read IT, 247, and OB’s spring scrimmage write ups. I expect glowing reports on the early enrollees’ calves, forearms, and bone structure. These guys will be “SEC ready” and “turning heads” per sources.

[Laxtonto 11932]

1 minute ago, gmr548 said:

Williams, Wisner, Mitchell, Burrell, Niblett… everyone with a degree of uncertainty in the past week (even if there wasn’t much going into to today) already in. House money at this point.

So then now what?

Are they trying to reel in someone new or just going to celebrate?

Pretty impressed how stress free today has started.

[Poe It Up 126]

Oh no. 
 

 

[Laxtonto 11932]

Just now, Poe It Up said:

Oh no. 
 

 

[Pimphand 5597]

Here is the bread trakka if you like punishing yourself or can enjoy the yeoman turd polishing efforts

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[squeegeedegg 723]

5 minutes ago, ATXhorn17 said:

Can’t wait to read IT, 247, and OB’s spring scrimmage write ups. I expect glowing reports on the early enrollees’ calves, forearms, and bone structure. These guys will be “SEC ready” and “turning heads” per sources.

Oh God, I hadn't thought about the "SEC ready" reports that are coming.  

[Poe It Up 126]

Bowen sticking with Irish, get ready for some OU tears. 

[tokamak 6352]

9 minutes ago, ATXhorn17 said:

Can’t wait to read IT, 247, and OB’s spring scrimmage write ups. I expect glowing reports on the early enrollees’ calves, forearms, and bone structure. These guys will be “SEC ready” and “turning heads” per sources.

I'm told they all look good on the hoof

[Codaxx 5602]

8 minutes ago, Poe It Up said:

Oh no. 
 

 

Nothing but green lights on Choate RD

 

Edited December 21, 2022 by Codaxx

[Hornius Emeritus 12419]

3 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

Nothing but green lights on Choate RD

 

Jeff Choate has a message for Surly:  how does my ass taste?

[satyanash 14281]

 

[Davis Lane 5553]

33 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

The recruiting on the lines is the best thing this staff has done. It’s been clearly elevated.


Hahahahahahaha how does anyone affiliated with LSU type that with a straight face?

[LTtxfan 48972]

Supposedly Hill is signing later this morning per Gerry (either 10am or 11)

[Reese Bennett 3605]

10 hours ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

2nd place is the first loser. The outcome is the same unless you’re number one…

Morocco finished 4th. Every member of that team is a hero in that country.

[BigOrange1 6422]

5 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Supposedly Hill is signing later this morning per Gerry (either 10am or 11)

think he said hill is 10:00 and baxter is 11:00.

[Reynolds Woodcock 4669]

20 minutes ago, ATXhorn17 said:

Can’t wait to read IT, 247, and OB’s spring scrimmage write ups. I expect glowing reports on the early enrollees’ calves, forearms, and bone structure. These guys will be “SEC ready” and “turning heads” per sources.

IT Update: “We aren’t making promises, but sources are quietly confident that Arch Manning’s arrival has flipped a switch with Quinn Ewers. He may never reach Hudson Card’s ceiling, but early returns are trending upwards like the stock of an unprofitable tech company in 2020.”

[satyanash 14281]

 

[CycleTex87 2954]

1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

 

can he suit up for Alamo Bowl?

[The Earl of Texas 3131]

Nothing says we're not getting this kid more than that horseshit tweet from fatboi

[NoName 16296]

2 minutes ago, satyanash said:

 

 

[closetojumping 62242]

2 minutes ago, The Earl of Texas said:

Nothing says we're not getting this kid more than that horseshit tweet from fatboi

Sadly correct. 

[RaysBoomBoomRoom 5742]

We should be a damn good team next year. 15 early enrollees is insane. If these coaches can develop, then we may be at the beginning stages of a legitimate championship window 

[TexEx15 17482]

4 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Sadly correct. 

Are you changing your position on him since last night?

[Dr. Teeth 5832]

7 minutes ago, satyanash said:

 

“Last week…before everyone else knew…because I am cool like that…just forgot to tell you guys.”

[Reese Bennett 3605]

Man, nothing like waking up early on the Pacific side of the country and seeing a bunch of linemen and linebackers already in. Oh, and that QB, WR, and S.

This will be an awesome day.

[ATexanAbroad 627]

4 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

We should be a damn good team next year. 15 early enrollees is insane. If these coaches can develop, then we may be at the beginning stages of a legitimate championship window 

Put the cup down. Let's get past Ok St before we start talking about championships.