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2 hours ago, South Austin said:

For the first time in a long time it seems like our LB recruiting has been unfucked.

This may be the truest quote of the day. When was the last time LB recruiting wasn’t the low spot of a recruiting class. This comment was so good I didn’t even make a comment about unfucking your mother

1 hour ago, UnhappilyMarried said:

The Oregon poaching is perfect for us. They eat the lunch of our rivals who have weak NIL, but will still always lose their coaches to bigger schools when they start to find success 

Oregon has just an insane NIL program run by ol Philly. The best things working for Texas is, the location is atrocious for a Texas kid which helped us with the Banks recruitment, as well as Phil not wanting to completely cannibalize his own since we are a Nike school. They just showed they can butt fuck any national NIL related recruitment like the Bowen one

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Posted
2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Oregon has just an insane NIL program run by ol Philly. The best things working for Texas is, the location is atrocious for a Texas kid which helped us with the Banks recruitment, as well as Phil not wanting to completely cannibalize his own since we are a Nike school. They just showed they can butt fuck any national NIL related recruitment like the Bowen one

Nike has annual revenue of $47 billion. UT's contract with Nike pays $6.5 million/year. I don't think Phil is going to be taking it easy on us for 0.01% of revenue.

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1 minute ago, Vermin said:

Nike has annual revenue of $47 billion. UT's contract with Nike pays $6.5 million/year. I don't think Phil is going to be taking it easy on us for 0.01% of revenue.

It’s not what Nike pays us. It’s what we bring into Nike. 

Is there a stream for Akana?

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Posted
4 minutes ago, Vermin said:

Nike has annual revenue of $47 billion. UT's contract with Nike pays $6.5 million/year. I don't think Phil is going to be taking it easy on us for 0.01% of revenue.

Ya that’s Pennie’s for both us and them. It’s name brand and recognition. Think we give a shit about 6.5? Hell Phil tried to help us land Urban Meyer lol goes way way way past this

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Posted
3 hours ago, Poe It Up said:

It’s not about money, we’re miss informed. 
 

 

Who is "Miss Information" - and what was she leaking? I hope she sees a physician about that issue

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Posted
38 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Really? Oregon is a solid school, and its alumni network is strong in some fun cities.

I have two nephews that graduated from there and they both said that it's pretty meh, although they have both done very well for themselves.

Posted
7 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

It’s not what Nike pays us. It’s what we bring into Nike. 

Exactly. Even during our 10-year trip through the desert, Texas was still in the Top 1-2 in merchandise.

Posted
14 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

This may be the truest quote of the day. When was the last time LB recruiting wasn’t the low spot of a recruiting class. This comment was so good I didn’t even make a comment about unfucking your mother

Oregon has just an insane NIL program run by ol Philly. The best things working for Texas is, the location is atrocious for a Texas kid which helped us with the Banks recruitment, as well as Phil not wanting to completely cannibalize his own since we are a Nike school. They just showed they can butt fuck any national NIL related recruitment like the Bowen one

2019 was our last decent class, though it turned out to be a disaster. De'Gabriel Floyd, David Gbenda, Marcus Tillman, Caleb Johnson, Juwan Mitchell, and Roschon Johnson. 

Posted
16 minutes ago, Vermin said:

Nike has annual revenue of $47 billion. UT's contract with Nike pays $6.5 million/year. I don't think Phil is going to be taking it easy on us for 0.01% of revenue.

You weren't a business major, were you?

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Posted (edited)
3 minutes ago, tokamak said:

Our leis are so much better than aggy's leis

I will have you know that one of those aggy leis is my wife sir... but yeah, no argument here. 

Edited by Vertigo
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Posted
2 minutes ago, Lonestar88 said:

Oklahoma mods were so laughably overconfident on both Bowen and Akana.

When it came down to "we believe in your football sell, now show us the money," everything evaporated.

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Just now, Lonestar88 said:

Oklahoma mods were so laughably overconfident on both Bowen and Akana.

I think the main difference between OU mods & Aggy mods are that Aggy mods are fuccing hacks while the OU mods are incompetent AF.

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Posted
6 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

2019 was our last decent class, though it turned out to be a disaster. De'Gabriel Floyd, David Gbenda, Marcus Tillman, Caleb Johnson, Juwan Mitchell, and Roschon Johnson. 

No class led by Roschon Johnson can be referred to as a disaster.  

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Posted (edited)
7 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Based on that scenery, why would anyone ever leave Hawaii?

Hawaii is expensive and Hawaiians are generally assholes.*

 

* Not the Akana family, of course.

Edited by Tex Pete
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