Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

[Hiphopopotamos 20876]

2 hours ago, nunna yo bizness said:

You misspelled hand jobbing.

That would be a hell of an olympic event. 

[Sgt Hulk 13814]

Guys were never gonna get to 1K

[Bevo 13590]

4 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Guys were never gonna get to 1K

[Bevo14 8355]

4 hours ago, nunna yo bizness said:

LMFAO.

He was a DT if I recall

[Duane Moore 5248]

22 minutes ago, Bevo said:

How should I know? Ask @BERT

[Getafix 28685]

41 minutes ago, Bevo said:

 

 

Depends on where you are - Silsbee? DMV? Bandera?

 

[Mother mopar 3321]

Not this shit again.

[LTtxfan 49318]

53 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

How should I know? Ask @BERT

[RomaVicta 29949]

1 hour ago, Mother mopar said:

Not this shit again.

It's like an infinite number of monkeys with typewriters. One will eventually make this shit funny. Or so they believe. 

Welcome to Texags where the best jokes are the traditional ones they tell at Midnight Yell.

[Txslnghrns 1354]

It's like an infinite number of monkeys with typewriters. One will eventually make this shit funny. Or so they believe. 
Welcome to Texags where the best jokes are the traditional ones they tell at Midnight Yell.

“I hear Waddle is a silent portal commit.”

[JBJ 3663]

Are there any known NSD2 targets at all?

[RabidM 2668]

4 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Guys were never gonna get to 1K

I could take Futureman off ignore and start quoting everything he says...

[LTtxfan 49318]

4 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Guys were never gonna get to 1K

 

[MuellerHorn 4256]

21 minutes ago, JBJ said:

Are there any known NSD2 targets at all?

Duce and McDonald.
 

Those are the only two we really know about at this time. Sounds like they’ll allocate remaining numbers to the portal. 

Edited December 28, 2022 by MuellerHorn

[TheMailBox357 213]

 

Da Hell?! Johntay Cook didn't make this list? How did Cordale Russell leapfrog into the rankings like this?

[HtownHorn 14755]

35 minutes ago, MuellerHorn said:

Duce and McDonald.
 

Those are the only two we really know about at this time. Sounds like they’ll allocate remaining numbers to the portal. 

McDonald isn't a target. He has already signed. The only target is Robinson. 

[Herbie Hancock 7369]

 
Da Hell?! Johntay Cook didn't make this list? How did Cordale Russell leapfrog into the rankings like this?

It’s been a while since I said it, so here goes: you’re a goddamned oxygen thief and a drain on this website. Look at the people he left off and tell me with a straight face that this is anything other than Hayes pumping those that pay his bills. Please do all of us a favor and go get your motherfucking shinebox you fucking jackass.

[campcrunk 2503]

On3's re-ranking of Cordale Stewart looks like classic $9.95er brain rot to me. Not sure what happened - maybe someone fell in love with him at a camp, maybe he gives great interviews. Don't know, don't care. All you need to do is compare his offer list to Johntay's if you really want to see which one is the more highly regarded prospect. That goes for a couple of the guys on this list, actually

Edited December 28, 2022 by campcrunk

[Michael Knight 12989]

32 minutes ago, TheMailBox357 said:

 

Da Hell?! Johntay Cook didn't make this list? How did Cordale Russell leapfrog into the rankings like this?

Those are the On3 rankings not the composite

[TommyGufano 6021]

He's the 11th ranked WR and 71st ranked prospect overall. Hardly worth getting up in arms over

[Maker Bayfield 300]

8 hours ago, TommyGufano said:

He's the 11th ranked WR and 71st ranked prospect overall. Hardly worth getting up in arms over

[Horn of Gabriel 1650]

Remember those days way back six months ago when this board melted down over not getting Ochaun Mathis?  He had such a great year at Nebraska, what a EPIC miss!

[UnhappilyMarried 816]

13 hours ago, Herbie Hancock said:

It’s been a while since I said it, so here goes: you’re a goddamned oxygen thief and a drain on this website. Look at the people he left off and tell me with a straight face that this is anything other than Hayes pumping those that pay his bills. Please do all of us a favor and go get your motherfucking shinebox you fucking jackass.

This is anything other than Hates pumping those that pay his bills. He left off WRs 11-umpteen on the On3 recruiting rankings.

[NoName 16364]

12 minutes ago, Horn of Gabriel said:

Remember those days way back six months ago when this board melted down over not getting Ochaun Mathis?  He had such a great year at Nebraska, what a EPIC miss!

this is the wrong thread.

linked is the right thread:

 

[JFKFC 4891]

19 minutes ago, Horn of Gabriel said:

Remember those days way back six months ago when this board melted down over not getting Ochaun Mathis?  He had such a great year at Nebraska, what a EPIC miss!

What is Ochaun doing this Saturday? 

[Vertigo 20298]

10 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

What is Ochaun doing this Saturday? 

Not preparing for the senior bowl. 

[Sabalo 997]

30 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

What is Ochaun doing this Saturday? 

Not preparing for the CFP.

[GreenspointTexas 9662]

What ever happened to Mikal Harrison-Pilot

[Wulaw Horn 19138]

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

What ever happened to Mikal Harrison-Pilot

We spend 2 pages talking about CRNA's and this is what you come back with?

[utexas8 1463]

What ever happened to Mikal Harrison-Pilot

Announcing Jan 7.

[TheMailBox357 213]

41 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

What ever happened to Mikal Harrison-Pilot

According to Nahlin earlier this month, UT backed off of MHP.

[Cairn Horn88 8277]

Arch Manning's dad says 'cranking up' Texas was part of the appeal

 

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/ncaafb/arch-manning-s-dad-says-cranking-up-texas-was-part-of-the-appeal/ar-AA15KvcF?ocid=DELLDHP&pc=MDDS&cvid=03c307483c724fb4bdbac4963aef62fc

[MAGS® 400]

He's only here because bama and georgia didn't really want him and aggy didn't offer him.  He's not that good, 3 star at best, only 5 star because of his name.  😐

[Wulaw Horn 19138]

5 minutes ago, MAGS® said:

He's only here because bama and georgia didn't really want him and aggy didn't offer him.  He's not that good, 3 star at best, only 5 star because of his name.  😐

Arch is a 5 star name. National NiL deal with McDonald’s pretty much guaranteed. 

[BERT 4380]

On 12/27/2022 at 4:12 PM, Duane Moore said:

How should I know? Ask @BERT

 

On 12/27/2022 at 5:05 PM, LTtxfan said:

[texifornia 57033]

 

[realgreggym 835]

1 hour ago, BERT said:

 

I'll ask Ernie.

[WinningIsHard 4053]

On 12/27/2022 at 9:02 PM, campcrunk said:

On3's re-ranking of Cordale Stewart looks like classic $9.95er brain rot to me. Not sure what happened - maybe someone fell in love with him at a camp, maybe he gives great interviews. Don't know, don't care. All you need to do is compare his offer list to Johntay's if you really want to see which one is the more highly regarded prospect. That goes for a couple of the guys on this list, actually

@Katfid54 sock confirmed 

[Tex Pete 20410]

9 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Arch is a 5 star name. National NiL deal with McDonald’s pretty much guaranteed. 

[NorLa Horns 1458]

19 hours ago, JFKFC said:

What is Ochaun doing this Saturday? 

Doing a follow up interview for a stocker position at the Lincoln Target

[gmr548 16590]

 

He seems like the kind of guy OSU and TCU often take and torment us with, so I’m hoping Texas takes him even if just to avoid that

[IDIOTsavant 8499]

7 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

His name’s not Arc.

[JesusSweatDuck 17784]

3 hours ago, NorLa Horns said:

Doing a follow up interview for a stocker position at the Lincoln Target

Dollar General, like he could actually land a job at Target with his on-field performance.

[SimkinsMan 4410]

18 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Arch Manning's dad says 'cranking up' Texas was part of the appeal

 

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/ncaafb/arch-manning-s-dad-says-cranking-up-texas-was-part-of-the-appeal/ar-AA15KvcF?ocid=DELLDHP&pc=MDDS&cvid=03c307483c724fb4bdbac4963aef62fc

Cool story. No actual quotes from Cooper Manning and the video with his supposed interview does not exist on that page. Great work MSN. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22306]

[Napoleon 8692]

Austin . . . Tallahassee 

Tallahassee . . .  Austin 

 

 

[BurntOrange&White 39934]

This was sprinkled at the bottom of the Alamo Bowl day of notes:


 

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While on the subject of tight end, we’re watching the recruitment of Duce Robinson more and more closely. The Arizona five-star tight end is about as elite as it gets as a receiver. There aren’t many targets remaining on the board for Texas so focus will be laser focused on Robinson over the next month and change.

 

[torre 1286]

3 hours ago, SimkinsMan said:

Cool story. No actual quotes from Cooper Manning and the video with his supposed interview does not exist on that page. Great work MSN. 

 

[Cairn Horn88 8277]

“He had good options”.

[Plorant 805]

"There aren’t many targets remaining on the board for Texas so focus will be laser focused on Robinson over the next month and change."

 

Focus will be laser focused.  That's some good writing.