Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

[Ricky's one-hitter 9084]

3 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Also, tons of lazy fat fingering and typos. 

I've long thought Sydney's posts were all transcribed with voice to text at rage volume 11

[NoName 16351]

14 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Lets not forget that Gerry/On3 had McDaniel as a top 100 player in the country. So did 247. And he'll move up after this week, I wager. 

yup, his ranking is going up:

[MontereyMX 869]

7 minutes ago, NoName said:

yup, his ranking is going up:

NIL VALUE $116K.  

how exactly is this value determined?

[NoName 16351]

Just now, MontereyMXmuthafucka said:

NIL VALUE $116K.  

how exactly is this value determined?

no clue everyone has asked about it though.

[NTVTXN 1432]

[T3SL4 83]

1 hour ago, NoName said:

no clue everyone has asked about it though.

“A proprietary algorithm, the On3 NIL Valuation calculates an athlete's NIL value using dynamic data points targeting three primary categories, including performance, influence and exposure.”

Probably a combined metric including social media followers, on-field performance/awards, and exposure of the program they play for.  Wouldn’t bank on it too much, though.  

Edited January 5, 2023 by T3SL4

[Big Woodrows 4200]

2 hours ago, MontereyMXmuthafucka said:

NIL VALUE $116K.  

how exactly is this value determined?

 

[Hiphopopotamos 20869]

17 minutes ago, Big Woodrows said:

 

Love that twitter account - recommended follow.

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

21 minutes ago, Big Woodrows said:

 

This one is better - 

 

 

[Dondrysdale1 363]

How has Burrell looked in the All American game practices?

[JBJ 3654]

10 hours ago, TheMailBox357 said:

 

 

They read surly:

On 7/1/2022 at 1:29 PM, JBJ said:

JaMarr Chase.  Not slow but not a burner, excellent routes, good catch radius without being a big or physical guy.

 

[OB3 3608]

 

[HtownHorn 14670]

Don't apologize Anthony. Just pretend the runner plays for ou.

[Doc Daneeka 6769]

53 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Don't apologize Anthony. Just pretend the runner plays for ou.

That would deserve a wrap-up and a drive into ground and not just a shoulder. 

[SarkAfterDark 1688]

13 hours ago, TheMailBox357 said:

 

But Surly says he needs to eliminate his hopstep.

[BornAndRaised 12281]

 

[texifornia 56868]

2 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

 

Lefau looks like a different person in every single picture.

[Vertigo 20276]

2 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

 

Colton Vasek with an airfryer.. renaissance man. Also, color me shocked that Arch was not in the collage. 

[texifornia 56868]

1 minute ago, Vertigo said:

Colton Vasek with an airfryer.. renaissance man. Also, color me shocked that Arch was not in the collage. 

He and Baxter got their own posts

[Napoleon 8663]

5 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Lefau looks like a different person in every single picture.

Tom Herman pulling a Ron McKelvey?

 🧐

[Mikey4 2476]

22 hours ago, Kwix said:

Have a feeling Cook is going to be a fan favorite. 

As long as he's not another pre-Madonna.

[Lonestar88 4629]

24 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Colton Vasek with an airfryer.. renaissance man. Also, color me shocked that Arch was not in the collage. 

 

21 minutes ago, texifornia said:

He and Baxter got their own posts

 

 

[Junior Bonner 6242]

27 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Lefau looks like a different person in every single picture.

Those ARE different people on those four pictures, ya mow-ron! 

[Getafix 28568]

28 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Colton Vasek with an airfryer.. renaissance man. Also, color me shocked that Arch was not in the collage. 

 

 

Arch on campus.

 

 

[UDontKnow 10441]

7 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

 

Arch on campus.

 

 

 

This guy's reign essentially cemented the end of Mughal rule (which I am personally happy about), but I hope Arch doesn't follow in Muhammad Shah's footsteps.

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Emperor_Muhammad_Shah_carried_in_a_Palanquin_by_Ladies._ca._1735,_Collection_Kasturbhai_Lalbhai,_Ahmedabad.jpg

 

[Bevo14 8303]

40 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Colton Vasek with an airfryer.. renaissance man. Also, color me shocked that Arch was not in the collage. 

To be fair I thought Vasek was Arch /nokatfid

[RockyMountainHighHorn 890]

I can honestly say I don’t know who I’m wanting to take snap 1 for us next year. Hmmm 

1 is-wow we may finally have some growth and development in the program.

2 is-wow these next 4 years are going to be a fun ride. 

Edited January 5, 2023 by RockyMountainHighHorn

[satyanash 14478]

52 minutes ago, Getafix said:

Arch on campus.

This guy lost several battles to the Marathas and allowed Delhi to be sacked by invading Afghans. You literally could not have picked a more incompetent Indian emperor lol

[UDontKnow 10441]

7 minutes ago, satyanash said:

This guy lost several battles to the Marathas and allowed Delhi to be sacked by invading Afghans. You literally could not have picked a more incompetent Indian emperor lol

Technically he lost to invading Persians. Nader Shah, who could rival Aurangzeb in terms of violence, was born and died in what is modern day Iran. Along with all the Mughals, the Afsharids could get bent, too.

[Laga4 1270]

20 minutes ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

I can honestly say I don’t know who I’m wanting to take snap 1 for us next year. Hmmm 

1 is-wow we may finally have some growth and development in the program.

2 is-wow these next 4 years are going to be a fun ride. 

I’m curious to see what Malik Murphy is going to show this year. 

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

2 minutes ago, Laga4 said:

I’m curious to see what Malik Murphy is going to show this year. 

Think he sticks around if he's not QB #2 coming out of the spring game?

[texifornia 56868]

24 minutes ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

I can honestly say I don’t know who I’m wanting to take snap 1 for us next year. Hmmm 

1 is-wow we may finally have some growth and development in the program.

2 is-wow these next 4 years are going to be a fun ride. 

My man it is going to be Ewers.

[Getafix 28568]

14 minutes ago, satyanash said:

This guy lost several battles to the Marathas and allowed Delhi to be sacked by invading Afghans. You literally could not have picked a more incompetent Indian emperor lol

 

 

 

But dat harem, doe ... 

 

 

[TheMailBox357 213]

2 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:

 

 

1 hour ago, Lonestar88 said:

 

 

 

It was reported that the reason DeAndre Moore flaked on the Army All-American Bowl becuz he wanted to focus on enrolling & moving into campus. Are there any pics of him?

 

 

Edited January 5, 2023 by TheMailBox357

[TheMailBox357 213]

 

[Laga4 1270]

26 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Think he sticks around if he's not QB #2 coming out of the spring game?

I think so.  Then portals after the season.  

[Bevo 13569]

1 hour ago, UDontKnow said:

Along with all the Mughals, the Afsharids could get bent, too.

 

Are you in the UK? Here in America we call them No-majes.

[Texas Flood 1356]

1 hour ago, satyanash said:

This guy lost several battles to the Marathas and allowed Delhi to be sacked by invading Afghans. You literally could not have picked a more incompetent Indian emperor lol

#Satya'd

[ousux 5597]

Colton Vasek with an airfryer.. renaissance man. Also, color me shocked that Arch was not in the collage. 

A swankier model than we have no less

[ousux 5597]

As long as he's not another pre-Madonna.

Louise Ciccone on the team?

[ousux 5597]

Think he sticks around if he's not QB #2 coming out of the spring game?

Hard to say since he seemed to be all in on being a Longhorn during his recruitment, but I doubt many teams keep a 3 deep of highly ranked QB's for more than a season.

[Hank Scorpio 17729]

Chris Simms limo > Colton Vasek air fryer 

[quigley 1562]

3 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

 

This guy's reign essentially cemented the end of Mughal rule (which I am personally happy about), but I hope Arch doesn't follow in Muhammad Shah's footsteps.

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Emperor_Muhammad_Shah_carried_in_a_Palanquin_by_Ladies._ca._1735,_Collection_Kasturbhai_Lalbhai,_Ahmedabad.jpg

 

 

2 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

Technically he lost to invading Persians. Nader Shah, who could rival Aurangzeb in terms of violence, was born and died in what is modern day Iran. Along with all the Mughals, the Afsharids could get bent, too.

no politics

[satyanash 14478]

Just now, quigley said:

no politics

Hopefully Arch Manning visits horrors upon the blOU fanbase similar to the massacres Tamerlane committed upon the population Delhi in 1398. Better?

[TXRed 3247]

According to 247, this would be the third TE in their class. Do they want to take four TEs or is this guy their backup plan? 

[OB3 3608]

2 minutes ago, TXRed said:

According to 247, this would be the third TE in their class. Do they want to take four TEs or is this guy their backup plan? 

Saw somewhere that he’s taking a year mission after high school. So he’s pretty much a ‘24

[Vertigo 20276]

3 hours ago, TheMailBox357 said:

 

[TheRRKid 227]

Did Cook and Muhammad not move in today?

[Hiphopopotamos 20869]

21 minutes ago, TheRRKid said:

Did Cook and Muhammad not move in today?

I don’t think any of the Under Armor Bowl guys moved in yet. 

[UDontKnow 10441]

22 minutes ago, TheRRKid said:

Did Cook and Muhammad not move in today?

On the most recent On Texas Football video, they said Cook moves in on the 9th.