Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

[RomaVicta 29905]

20 hours ago, RGBIII said:

Shocked no one melted down about Hills On3 ranking

Who wants to sound like Aggies or the other whiny cunts on that twitter feed?

Ooey! Ooey! There's a big mean conspiracy because I disagree with your ratings that don't impact anything at this point! I'm smart not dumb!

[SHOOTER12 8800]

19 hours ago, texifornia said:

PWO I believe 

What differentiates a PWO from a plain old PO?

[conVINCEd 21469]

6 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

What differentiates a PWO from a plain old PO?

The W.

[NTVTXN 1432]

On 1/18/2023 at 8:35 AM, NoName said:

Marcell Dareus (Alabama/

Motherfucker…

[Davis Lane 5581]

On 1/17/2023 at 11:00 AM, Thiefery said:

 

Behind Keely and the QB at TN leava..however you spell it

And people ask what's in a name.

[Napoleon 8669]

55 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

What differentiates a PWO from a plain old PO?

 

48 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

The W.

[Viper 12108]

19 hours ago, Goodman said:

Burton made sure to voice that he does not agree with the low ranking, seems it’s due to questions on being able to stay at LB. Bobby gets fired up while wearing on3 gear, Burton loves Texas.

He was also fired up about ranking that Tennessee QB as #1. Says he has too long a wind up that will need to be fixed

[HtownHorn 14677]

19 hours ago, Goodman said:

Burton made sure to voice that he does not agree with the low ranking, seems it’s due to questions on being able to stay at LB. Bobby gets fired up while wearing on3 gear, Burton loves Texas.

Wait the honks at On3 think Hill will move to the defensive line?

[TheContractor 70]

1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

Wait the honks at On3 think Hill will move to the defensive line?

Edge/Buck/WDE, he will do that on some 3rd downs imo as a Fr. He is very good at blitzing. They dont think he will be a DT

[BornOrange 1441]

Cory Redding should have been a linebacker.

[Hank Scorpio 17729]

Childs should starts. 

[BurntOrange&White 39931]

Why didn’t we make Squints a kicker?

[Burt Macklin 19020]

17 minutes ago, BornOrange said:

Cory Redding should have been a linebacker.

10,000 word article from Ian Boyd incoming! 

[TexasRenegade 2435]

Anyone have a name for the defense?

[BurntOrange&White 39931]

Just now, TexasRenegade said:

Anyone have a name for the defense?

Edgy 

[Rockwell Torrey 1280]

3 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

Anyone have a name for the defense?

You get what you paid for…

[Junior Bonner 6248]

37 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

Anyone have a name for the defense?

I’ve always liked Byron. And Elroy. But maybe something tough-sounding, like Otto  or Spike or Butch. 

[BornOrange 1441]

5 hours ago, TexasRenegade said:

Anyone have a name for the defense?

The Texas Defense.

It would be fun to mess with aggy (and their copyright) by celebrating the 50th anniversary of Dave Campbell calling our defense the Wrecking Crew. (Bottom right corner)

That would be over 10 years before aggy started calling their defense the wrecking crew.

[SydneyCarton 48076]

8 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Why didn’t we make Squints a kicker?

The same reason we can’t stop you from posting; it is not our decision, sadly. 

[BurntOrange&White 39931]

53 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

The same reason we can’t stop you from posting; it is not our decision, sadly. 

I only annoy you because I love you. I don't mean it!

[Wulaw Horn 19069]

9 hours ago, Junior Bonner said:

I’ve always liked Byron. And Elroy. But maybe something tough-sounding, like Otto  or Spike or Butch. 

Thought this guys name was spike but it was actually Bruce. I don’t know that spike doesn’t lead us to the same place. 
 

https://www.theonion.com/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock-1819583529

[Gordon Shumway 452]

On 1/18/2023 at 7:09 PM, BornAndRaised said:

got a new punter committed

 

Thats the worst highlight video I've ever seen.  I don't even know which mildly athletic looking white kid is him.  

[Enchubben 5510]

10 minutes ago, Gordon Shumway said:

Thats the worst highlight video I've ever seen.  I don't even know which mildly athletic looking white kid is him.  

Did you even watch his highlight video from the North Shore game? 

 

[Gordon Shumway 452]

3 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

Did you even watch his highlight video from the North Shore game? 

 

That may explain the leg brace. 

[Vito Andolini 9125]

1 hour ago, Enchubben said:

Did you even watch his highlight video from the North Shore game? 

 

Holy fuck, that’s practically criminal. People in the Twitter thread said no penalty was called. Damn.

[Vertigo 20276]

2 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Holy fuck, that’s practically criminal. People in the Twitter thread said no penalty was called. Damn.

They never found his head, so it was due to lack of evidence. 

[kevwun 15774]

Lowered his head and speared the punter directly in the facemask.  He must have attended Vontaze Burfict's football camp.

[SquishMitten 10403]

Holy shit. That was a brutal hit. But I don't understand how it caused a knee injury, which is what is stated in the comments.

[kevwun 15774]

Probably because he was unconscious before he hit the ground and his limp body bent his knee at a weird angle.

[Elmer_Fudd 22213]

JUCO DB visiting this weekend.

https://247sports.com/player/marcell-anderson-46134563/

 

[Vito Andolini 9125]

Poor guy has to hang out with a bunch of 16 year olds

[MuellerHorn 4229]

46 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

Holy shit. That was a brutal hit. But I don't understand how it caused a knee injury, which is what is stated in the comments.

He had a brace on the left knee in the video where he got hit too. So, I'm not sure why people are saying it caused a preexisting knee injury.

Edited January 20, 2023 by MuellerHorn

[MuellerHorn 4229]

38 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

JUCO DB visiting this weekend.

https://247sports.com/player/marcell-anderson-46134563/

 

This highlight tape is garbage. Not fast to the ball, takes horrible angles, and doesn't cover well. Looks like an even worse, JUCO version of BJ Foster.

[Vito Andolini 9125]

4 minutes ago, MuellerHorn said:

This highlight tape is garbage. Not fast to the ball, takes horrible angles, and doesn't cover well. Looks like an even worse, JUCO version of BJ Foster.

Yeah, I didn’t want to say anything. It’s not good.

[bad_teammate 13194]

14 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Edgy 

The EDGElords

black eyeliner, t-shirts from Spencer's Gifts, pink fingernails

[HtownHorn 14677]

After adding Mitchell, if Texas also gets Robinson that would us in front of Georgia for #2, as long as they don't add any more HS kids or transfers.

[Bevo 13576]

10 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

JUCO DB visiting this weekend.

https://247sports.com/player/marcell-anderson-46134563/

 

Chabot College

 

[TheMailBox357 213]

Watching Ketch's Friday night livestream & he's way more positive & optimistic about Duce Robinson ending up at UT than this forum or the national recruiting experts. He feels it's 50/50 between UGA & UT.

[Radical Larry 28582]

Is this a punishment for finishing last in your fantasy football league?

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13091]

5 minutes ago, TheMailBox357 said:

Watching Ketch's Friday night livestream

[MuellerHorn 4229]

33 minutes ago, TheMailBox357 said:

Watching Ketch's Friday night livestream & he's way more positive & optimistic about Duce Robinson ending up at UT than this forum or the national recruiting experts. He feels it's 50/50 between UGA & UT.

Futureman is Ketch? Now, that would make a WHOLE lot of sense.

[TankedBevo 2482]

11 hours ago, TheMailBox357 said:

Watching Ketch's Friday night livestream & he's way more positive & optimistic about Duce Robinson ending up at UT than this forum or the national recruiting experts. He feels it's 50/50 between UGA & UT.

Ketch is a fat moron 

[Laxtonto 12080]

9 minutes ago, TankedBevo said:

Ketch is a fat moron 

[futureman 22453]

11 hours ago, MuellerHorn said:

Futureman is Ketch? Now, that would make a WHOLE lot of sense.

Ketch reads Surly and he’s just repeating what I’ve said here.  He’s a fat hack and a useless reporter.  It’s true, though.  We are getting Duce. 

[LebongJames 1801]

On 1/20/2023 at 11:18 AM, Elmer_Fudd said:

JUCO DB visiting this weekend.

https://247sports.com/player/marcell-anderson-46134563/

 

There is no way he actually has an offer. It has to be for a cameraman intern type of position.

[Tex-19 2872]

Moore looks pretty big. And apparently he can adjust to the ball..mind blown 

 

[BigHornedLurker 1936]

16 hours ago, TheMailBox357 said:

Watching Ketch's Friday night livestream & he's way more positive & optimistic about Duce Robinson ending up at UT than this forum or the national recruiting experts. He feels it's 50/50 between UGA & UT.

Hate to spoil it for you , but that's a near guarantee it's UGA 

[tejas60 3533]

On 1/20/2023 at 8:17 AM, Wulaw Horn said:

Thought this guys name was spike but it was actually Bruce. I don’t know that spike doesn’t lead us to the same place. 

DUDE!

[RabidM 2666]

1 hour ago, Tex-19 said:

Moore looks pretty big. And apparently he can adjust to the ball..mind blown 

 

Tracked the ball, caught it over the shoulder, and avoided the plywood leaning against the wall?  Dude can do it all. 

[Vertigo 20276]

2 hours ago, RabidM said:

Tracked the ball, caught it over the shoulder, and avoided the plywood leaning against the wall?  Dude can do it all. 

Cant wait until the players have to dodge mahogany in the new indoor facility