Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

[Scholz 11944]

7 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

It's almost like there's an entire thread dedicated to your beer arguments, and this thread should be about telling us when Roberson is announcing tomorrow, and any updates about Duce (not sourced from futureman)

That's a Gouda idea

[Davis Lane 5586]

15 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I’ve had a black & tan

I've had toasty brown, brown, white and pasty white.

Never black.

But I'm talking about wimmenz.

[BornAndRaised 12291]

12 minutes ago, Scholz said:

That's a Gouda idea

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13116]

9 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Are cheese puns nacho thing?

[Ricky's one-hitter 9117]

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

switched to Yuengling and High Life as my cheap beer go tos

This is the way

[closetohumping 17446]

3 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Does Duce have a timeline?  How late can he realistically push his timeline out to?  

Some of my duces are predictable.  Some aren't.

[Leanderman 2275]

Pearl Lite. Leave a case in the middle of a busy city intersection, come back in a week and their are three more cases there.

[billfromlaketravis 11515]

5 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Does Duce have a timeline?  How late can he realistically push his timeline out to?  

As they said upthread he can just enroll in school in August. I think he’s nuts to take it past the MLB Draft in June, but if he loves baseball and wants to get paid for it, have at it young man. 

[totallynotabuttpirate 5400]

If he really goes top 10-20 l, it should be any decision. TEs aren't paid particularly well in the NFL. 

[JesusSweatDuck 17784]

40 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

If he really goes top 10-20 l, it should be any decision. TEs aren't paid particularly well in the NFL. 

Is he THAT good at baseball?

[totallynotabuttpirate 5400]

1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Is he THAT good at baseball?

No, he's more of a Round 4-5 guy. 

[ATXbronco 4084]

I've had black and tan.

*snort*

[Vito Andolini 9126]

Roberson is scheduled to announce at a ceremony scheduled to begin at 8:30 this morning at the Red Oak H.S. Gymnasium. Not sure how soon after 8:30 he makes his declaration. IT’s Justin Wells is allegedly in attendance.

[Ghost of Shag 2614]

Is this kid worth the drama it has taken to get to this point? 

Seems like these kids of tales rarely pan out.

[Viper 12109]

1 minute ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Is this kid worth the drama it has taken to get to this point? 

Seems like these kids of tales rarely pan out.

What drama? 

[Post Oak 20243]

1 minute ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Is this kid worth the drama it has taken to get to this point? 

Seems like these kids of tales rarely pan out.

Sounds like you've got a pretty good handle on the situation.

[Vito Andolini 9126]

1 minute ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Is this kid worth the drama it has taken to get to this point? 

Seems like these kids of tales rarely pan out.

It was weather, for fuck’s sake.

Although he might be a troll, he wore a TCU jacket to the ceremony.

 

[Kwix 2190]

 

Sporting the TCU jacket

[Kwix 2190]

I do like it when 1 hat looks worn and the other 2 have brims that look stiff as a board.

[BornOrange 1441]

4 minutes ago, Kwix said:

 

Sporting the TCU jacket

He is a TCU commit after all, right?

No better way to show a flip to UT than taking off the TCU jacket to reveal a UT shirt underneath.

[closetojumping 62746]

12 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Is this kid worth the drama it has taken to get to this point? 

Seems like these kids of tales rarely pan out.

Which recruit are you referring to here? Whoever it is, is the “drama” that they didn’t do something on a timeline convenient for you? Fucking terrible take. 

[NoName 16354]

17 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Is this kid worth the drama it has taken to get to this point? 

Seems like these kids of tales rarely pan out.

 

16 minutes ago, Viper said:

What drama? 

yeah, what drama?

• school had their signing ceremony scheduled for Friday? or one day last week.
• got bumped due to weather, they had three weather days in a row that closed the school
• he is signing still at the school's ceremony today instead of last week.

i will never fault a kid for wanting to have a signing ceremony, especially because he probably already signed his NLI and sent it in and this is just for show.

again - what drama?

[FloridaHorn 4766]

Fucking Mother Nature and all her recruiting drama....do we really need that bitch?

[Vito Andolini 9126]

If he picks Texas, once again I’ll say his troll game is on point.

[Vito Andolini 9126]

Maybe the kid had a quiz in his nine o’clock he’s avoiding?

[Red Five 40862]

Picks Texas. Already signed. 

[TheMailBox357 213]

1 minute ago, Red Five said:

Picks Texas. Already signed. 

https://www.on3.com/teams/texas-longhorns/news/warren-roberson-flips-commitment-to-the-texas-longhorns/

[Vito Andolini 9126]

Yeah, GH just posted the article. He’s part of us, now

Edited February 7, 2023 by Vito Andolini

[Vito Andolini 9126]

 

[LTtxfan 49245]

2 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Yeah, Gh just posted the article. He’s part of us, now

https://twitter.com/justinwells2424/status/1622974533614571521?cxt=HHwWgsDQuamv-4UtAAAA

 

Hook 'em  🤘

 

 

Edited February 7, 2023 by LTtxfan

[OB3 3629]

 

[jw4381 3080]

Trollerific

[Horndog 2228]

23 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

A cold Miller Lite after mowing the lawn in the summer.  Can't really beat it.

How about a cold Austin Amber while watching someone else mow your lawn? 

Edited February 7, 2023 by Horndog

[IBuryPaul 273]

DBU. Fuck LSU.

[JesusSweatDuck 17784]

LOL, suck it cockroaches 

[texifornia 56994]

[Hammerhead 258]

47 minutes ago, OB3 said:

 

[Fondren & Main 6724]

Poor fucking frogs.  What a bunch of salty bitches.  Next time don't get prison raped on the big stage...

[JesusSweatDuck 17784]

Were we already #3 or did this move us past tOSU?

 

[texifornia 56994]

[Burt Macklin 19038]

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

Yes, I too look forward to Chandler Morris trying to light up our DBs. 

[6th Street 6413]

Michael Griffin 2.0

[Dondrysdale1 363]

16 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Were we already #3 or did this move us past tOSU?

 

Osu had 0 5 stars?

[JesusSweatDuck 17784]

23 minutes ago, Dondrysdale1 said:

Osu had 0 5 stars?

Guess so?  Just a screen grab from On3

[JesusSweatDuck 17784]

48 minutes ago, texifornia said:

The fact that the school was closed due to weather had nothing to do with the delay.  He totally delayed to this week just so he could troll TCU.  

[closetojumping 62746]

47 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Were we already #3 or did this move us past tOSU?

 

Texas was already #3, but this created more separation.

30 minutes ago, Dondrysdale1 said:

Osu had 0 5 stars?

ESPN did not like OSU's class, apparently. They had multiple players rated as 5 stars by individual services, but zero composite 5 stars. Honestly, this is a small class for them and their weakest in years on paper.

[Thiefery 5011]

3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Texas was already #3, but this created more separation.

ESPN did not like OSU's class, apparently. They had multiple players rated as 5 stars by individual services, but zero composite 5 stars. Honestly, this is a small class for them and their weakest in years on paper.

I know a couple die hard tosu fans..  They aren't sold on Day, they feel Urban would have won them a title by now with the teams Day has had

[Vertigo 20290]

tOSU's average player ranking is still right on par with us. They certainly got squeezed out of the consensus 5 stars this season, but I would still love for their class to be considered a "bad class" for us. 

Edited February 7, 2023 by Vertigo

[texifornia 56994]

7 minutes ago, Thiefery said:

I know a couple die hard tosu fans..  They aren't sold on Day, they feel Urban would have won them a title by now with the teams Day has had

Well yeah, Urban is an all-time great coach. Day is good but not special.

[LTtxfan 49245]

FWIW, Gerry mentioned on video today that a possible comparable player for Warren Roberson might be Kenny Vaccaro