Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

[texasfight2025 145]

Burrell just committed

[MichaelDicksonFanClub 2,962]

[Junior Bonner 6,596]

20 minutes ago, MichaelDicksonFanClub said:

Edited April 2, 2022 by Junior Bonner

[Elmer_Fudd 23,032]

His 247 rating is a joke. 

[D3zii 3,953]

[tokamak 6,687]

3 hours ago, TommyGufano said:

 

Engrossed with what happens combined with feeble understanding of the product.

This is the sweet spot for internet posters.

[Harvdog 2,417]

Great tape.  He’s got instincts.  Great lateral movement and shed blockers easily.  He reminds me of Aaron Harris.  Great pickup 

[texifornia 59,055]

More WR content

https://247sports.com/player/jonah-wilson-46111826/

Edited April 2, 2022 by texifornia

[RabidM 2,764]

No more Nata Lee. Fuck Putin. I found a Ukrainian model.  Glory to Ukraine.

 

[futureman 22,716]

1 hour ago, Junior Bonner said:

total hypnosis. what’s this from. 

[Jabberwocky 1,666]

47 minutes ago, texifornia said:

More WR content

Another one.

 

[RaysBoomBoomRoom 5,742]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

More WR content

https://247sports.com/player/jonah-wilson-46111826/

Taylor Searles seems to understand her role

[RaysBoomBoomRoom 5,742]

Love Coach Choice

 

[ClubWhatever 12,324]

12 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

Taylor Searles seems to understand her role

That was riveting stuff.  “Got my back plate out”

[Jabberwocky 1,666]

https://247sports.com/Player/Malachi-Breland-46118106/

[Lou_Sassle 2,995]

24 minutes ago, Jabberwocky said:

https://247sports.com/Player/Malachi-Breland-46118106/

Coach Flood on his way to offer an O-lineman

 

[HenryJames 67,462]

He’s better than his offer list.

[Vito Andolini 9,459]

I expect everyone named Malachi to go to Nebraska 

[Jabberwocky 1,666]

https://247sports.com/player/mykeil-gardner-46117328/

[Jabberwocky 1,666]

https://247sports.com/player/billy-walton-46102638/

[Jabberwocky 1,666]

https://247sports.com/Player/Jason-Otah-46129431/

[Jabberwocky 1,666]

https://247sports.com/player/john-randle-jr-46101528/

[Elmer_Fudd 23,032]

1 hour ago, Jabberwocky said:

https://247sports.com/Player/Malachi-Breland-46118106/

OL MVP at the recent Under Armour Camp in Dallas.

[Jabberwocky 1,666]

4 minutes ago, Jabberwocky said:

https://247sports.com/player/john-randle-jr-46101528/

 

[Hornlover 8,947]

1 minute ago, Jabberwocky said:

 

Did Bijan get a Lambo NIL deal?

[Hornlover 8,947]

3 hours ago, futureman said:

total hypnosis. what’s this from. 

Sasha Grey, Sun Goddess Malibu

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2,651]

11 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

Did Bijan get a Lambo NIL deal?

shit, if so we better broadcast that.  

[tokamak 6,687]

Bijan pushing a Lambo is awesome. Good for him. 

[Atticus 4,225]

You guys are silly if you think that’s bijan’s car. It’s a rental, promotional, or maybe one of the coaches. 

[TommyGufano 6,027]

1 minute ago, Atticus said:

You guys are silly if you think that’s bijan’s car. It’s a rental, promotional, or maybe one of the coaches. 

Think Huff has been bringing a Lambo around for years. That's my guess

[Longhorn94 2,502]

Yeah, it's Huff's.

[Vertigo 20,502]

4 hours ago, RabidM said:

No more Nata Lee.

 

 

 

 

[RabidM 2,764]

Just now, Vertigo said:

 

Glory to Ukraine

 

[futureman 22,716]

I’m gonna side with the russkies on that one. 

[Jabberwocky 1,666]

https://247sports.com/player/desmond-umeozulu-46125393/

[Jabberwocky 1,666]

https://247sports.com/player/ty-morris-46113505/

[Jabberwocky 1,666]

https://www.hudl.com/profile/13738775

[Jabberwocky 1,666]

 

[Jabberwocky 1,666]

https://247sports.com/Player/Javin-Simpkins-46114256/

[Jabberwocky 1,666]

https://247sports.com/player/johnathan-hall-46125484/

[Bigbend1812 13,062]

5 hours ago, futureman said:

total hypnosis. what’s this from. 

Sasha Grey

 

 

[Jabberwocky 1,666]

https://247sports.com/player/desmond-umeozulu-46125393/

[Coach pop a bitch 6,041]

5 minutes ago, Jabberwocky said:

https://247sports.com/player/desmond-umeozulu-46125393/

Dude is a dline recruit? Looks like a WR 

[Jabberwocky 1,666]

1 hour ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Dude is a dline recruit? Looks like a WR

I think he's a DE, or edge, or whatever they call it now. His profile says he is 6'5" 220 lbs, with a bunch of offers. He is also Neto and Zina's cousin, supposedly.

[Jabberwocky 1,666]

https://247sports.com/player/jalen-brown-46085480/

[Hiphopopotamos 21,192]

 

[Goodman 3,283]

1 hour ago, Jabberwocky said:

https://247sports.com/player/jalen-brown-46085480/

Sark's in dangerous territory, let's hope he does not go the Heupel route to fitness.

[Bigbend1812 13,062]

10 minutes ago, Goodman said:

Sark's in dangerous territory, let's hope he does not go the Heupel route to fitness.

[RaysBoomBoomRoom 5,742]

13 minutes ago, Goodman said:

Sark's in dangerous territory, let's hope he does not go the Heupel route to fitness.

 

2 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

I believe that he is unable to do extensive exercise due to a heart condition that was discovered two years ago during a pre camp physical. He had open heart surgery in 2020 and he talked about it a little in this press conference.

 

[IDIOTsavant 8,690]

1 minute ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

 

I believe that he is unable to do extensive exercise due to a heart condition that was discovered two years ago during a pre camp physical. He had open heart surgery in 2020 and he talked about it a little in this press conference.

 

Fortunately for him, additional weight is good for a heart condition….at least he doesn’t have a stressful job.