Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

[Deej 76830]

4 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Oh for sure, July and August are great.  They other 10 months?  Fuck that shit ( I lived there for a few years)

I'm only happy when it rains.

 

[futureman 22477]

9 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

mmmm jennie garth

[UTEE97 3522]

I think it's time to change our thread title to "Jimbo never called."

[SarksJuggs 1106]

Lol

[Beantown Express 2.0 6559]

23 minutes ago, MichaelDicksonFanClub said:

My old eyes made the F and The I look like a A for some reason at first glance.  Thought this was a gay porno movie poster. NTTAWWT.

[Hookem2147 21335]

29 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Wonder if its MHP. Dude said "if arch manning commits I'll commit on the spot."

I remember when Evan Stewart said if Texas joins the SEC he would commit on the spot 

[Longhornlove 4832]

3 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

I remember when Evan Stewart said if Texas joins the SEC he would commit on the spot 

Stop being a cunt and drink the koolaid.

[Wishbone 4762]

8 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

I think it's time to change our thread title to "Jimbo never called."

He was told not to bother with calling. So…yes, he’s right.

[Deej 76830]

9 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

I think it's time to change our thread title to "Jimbo never called."

Tells me Jimbo is an even bigger moron than I thought he was. 

[Paul Wesley 3278]

5 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Stop being a cunt and drink the koolaid.

Motto worthy

[Ravishing Rick 1129]

34 minutes ago, Lonestar88 said:

 

Not sure why he’s got the Houston skyline in the background, unless it’s an Easter egg.  calculator. 

[Getafix 28682]

 

 

 

[Dr. Teeth 5845]

4 minutes ago, Ravishing Rick said:

Not sure why he’s got the Houston skyline in the background, unless it’s an Easter egg.  calculator. 

Hayes is bad at cut and paste. 

[Deej 76830]

15 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Stop being a cunt and drink the koolaid.

He was confused by "Texas Aggies" on all their shit. 

[Getafix 28682]

 

Nothing says happy hour quite like a Daddy98 special ... 

 

 

[SarksJuggs 1106]

1 minute ago, Getafix said:

 

Nothing says happy hour quite like a Daddy98 special ... 

 

 

What language is that 

[Pato del Muerto 52522]

1 minute ago, SarksJuggs said:

What language is that 

Drunken moron 

[Getafix 28682]

3 minutes ago, SarksJuggs said:

What language is that 

 

C++

 

[Duane Moore 5243]

46 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

 

I suppose not. Though you were lying about what he said

My bad, he did say Cal, not Oregon. It’s why I thought he was hinting at MHP at the time. 

[HenryJames 66114]

Slower Haynes King is the name of my punk band.

[Longhornlove 4832]

5 minutes ago, SarksJuggs said:

What language is that 

SheepPhuken

[Rickylovesweed 14461]

17 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Nothing says happy hour quite like a Daddy98 special ... 

 

 

Is he drunk? 

[UTEE97 3522]

16 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Nothing says happy hour quite like a Daddy98 special ... 

 

 

"We are trying to win an NC." 😂

[Burt Macklin 19038]

1 minute ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Is he drunk? 

Well, you don’t have to be sober to sell car insurance to other ags, that’s for sure. 

[cdain3 3454]

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[ArchManning 291]

7 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

"We are trying to win an NC." 😂

“If you ain’t cheating, you ain’t trying.” - Daddy98

[HenryJames 66114]

2 minutes ago, cdain3 said:

 

 

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[Hiphopopotamos 20875]

CB for Connor Stroh to Texas from Roach

[Newy25 7692]

2 hours ago, cdain3 said:

Hudson said Fanatic Perspectives channel that he's healing faster than they expected and will probably play this year.

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He tore his ACL last week I thought. 

[RollLeft 5045]

All i see/hear is some nobody trying to elevate themselves by associating himself with the largest name/headline of the day.  

[Hiphopopotamos 20875]

CB for Connor Stroh to Texas from Hudson

[Newy25 7692]

3 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

CB for Connor Stroh to Texas from Hudson

What 3-4 are we targeting? 

[Elmer_Fudd 22279]

Not liking those percentage chances from IT on Shelby.

[JesusSweatDuck 17784]

51 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

CB for Connor Stroh to Texas from Roach

Did I miss the commitment?

[Junior Bonner 6257]

1 minute ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Did I miss the commitment?

Must’ve been weeks ago…

[Elmer_Fudd 22279]

52 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

CB for Connor Stroh to Texas from Roach

Aggy OL recruiting this year is puzzling.  Sewell seems to be headed to Clemson and Georgia smoke is around Shanahan.  Wouldn't be surprised if recruits don't like Addazio.

[BornAndRaised 12291]

Just now, Elmer_Fudd said:

Aggy OL recruiting this year is puzzling.  Sewell seems to be headed to Clemson and Georgia smoke is around Shanahan.  Wouldn't be surprised if recruits don't like Addazio.

Wasnt it Sewell who told us no thanks recently? I think the buzz was a bad visit? I don't remember.

[Hiphopopotamos 20875]

16 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Wasnt it Sewell who told us no thanks recently? I think the buzz was a bad visit? I don't remember.

Sewell wants to go to a small ‘college town’. Had no interest in Austin. 

[RaysBoomBoomRoom 5742]

 

[MH BEVO 1265]

So far this cycle I’ve heard a lot about the recruiting efforts of Choice and Marion (which is great to see the younger coaches get after it). Obviously Sark just hit his grand slam, however, I haven’t heard much about our “Ace” Jeff Banks. Who is he zeroing in on?

[Hookem2147 21335]

Just now, MH BEVO said:

So far this cycle I’ve heard a lot about the recruiting efforts of Choice and Marion (which is great to see the younger coaches get after it). Obviously Sark just hit his grand slam, however, I haven’t heard much about our “Ace” Jeff Banks. Who is he zeroing in on?

He’s landed two players at his position….

Banks’ best quality is he can assist on pretty much any recruitment. Has a lot of connections and relationships built.

[henrygandorf 29192]

4 hours ago, MichaelDicksonFanClub said:

Bold move cotton

502 is the louisville area code and his way of showing love to the people back home.

[MAUFRAIS 6629]

So this is the thread to monitor Arch supports?

[DeweyCox 366]

37 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

502 is the louisville area code and his way of showing love to the people back home.

…you shittin me, clark?

[Vertigo 20290]

49 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

 

What in the actual fuck is going on here. Did Terry Price venture into surf n turf?

Edited June 25, 2022 by Vertigo

[shnsajax 3591]

What in the actual fuck is going on here. Did Terry Price venture into surf n turf?

Even my wife can cook and plate better than this shit.

[Hornlover 8830]

52 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

 

When did Aggy hire Lincoln Riley as head chef?

[tokamak 6431]

Give aggy a break, y’all. That particular Cracker Barrel is actually the finest restaurant in College Station. 

[Radical Larry 28640]

[Etexhorn13 3051]

1 hour ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

 

When did the Shit @Vic Mackey’s Friends Post on FB thread get moved to the recruiting forum?

Edited June 25, 2022 by Etexhorn13