Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

[Laxtonto 12080]

[Hornlover 8830]

South Carolina mod. Not sure why he made this pick. Perhaps he has some ND contacts?

 

Edited July 6, 2022 by Hornlover

[Reese Bennett 3611]

1 hour ago, Hornlover said:

South Carolina mod. Not sure why he made this pick. Perhaps he has some ND contacts?

 

Or maybe he reads this board.

[Duane Moore 5237]

8 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

I think McRibs were more prominent during the Meyer shitshow, and if I recall correctly, CFS and big tittied Russian nudie models actually helped with the OL recruiting haul.

But we’ll never forget @BERT taking a big “it’s chicken” chicken fried dump all over the discussion.

The chicken fried steak craze was during the wait for Quinn Ewers transfer decision, along with a certain petition. 

[Burntcowboy 1845]

Hers a little longer version of them talking 

[LTtxfan 49185]

10 hours ago, BERT said:

Most of you people suck. 
 

in on 300

 

              "HI BERT"  😂

[Newy25 7668]

9 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

I think McRibs were more prominent during the Meyer shitshow, and if I recall correctly, CFS and big tittied Russian nudie models actually helped with the OL recruiting haul.

But we’ll never forget @BERT taking a big “it’s chicken” chicken fried dump all over the discussion.

Lets not discuss McRibs ever again. 

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

46 minutes ago, Burntcowboy said:

Hers a little longer version of them talking 

You could tell the 14 catches and blocking dig really got to Stewart.

[WinningIsHard 4031]

1 hour ago, Burntcowboy said:

Hers a little longer version of them talking 

That’s amazeballs, Johntay has a handle on here…he has to haha. That sounded like some shit we’d say verbatim. 

[LTtxfan 49185]

 

[TotallyLegit 3053]

6 hours ago, Hornlover said:

South Carolina mod. Not sure why he made this pick. Perhaps he has some ND contacts?

 

[RockyMountainHighHorn 890]

38 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

“I make it rain, y’all gon need a boat”

Edited July 6, 2022 by RockyMountainHighHorn

[BabaYaga 15296]

37 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

A highly rated TE/receiver with a non-hyphenated last name.  Yes please 

[MH BEVO 1265]

1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

You could tell the 14 catches and blocking dig really got to Stewart.

He did go from poking fun to walking off. Johntay is a 5-star trash talker too. 

[Mr. Mojo Risin' 2205]

Dammit

Edited July 6, 2022 by Mr. Mojo Risin'

[Laga4 1270]

15 minutes ago, MH BEVO said:

Johntay is a 5-star trash talker too. 

I'm not a real big fan of trash talk,  but the game that's played today I think our team needs  more of that type attitude.  

Just back it up. 

[Bigbend1812 12915]

1 hour ago, Newy25 said:

Lets not discuss McRibs ever again. 

[RomaVicta 29907]

30 minutes ago, Laga4 said:

I'm not a real big fan of trash talk,  but the game that's played today I think our team needs  more of that type attitude.  

Just back it up. 

Those guys were both having fun. It was clearly friendly. I'd say the presence of laughter makes it fall outside the boundaries or trash talk.

To me, trash talk is cocky and goading. I've never liked it, but it's part of the game now. 

[UncleBuck 6454]

2 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Those guys were both having fun. It was clearly friendly. I'd say the presence of laughter makes it fall outside the boundaries or trash talk.

To me, trash talk is cocky and goading. I've never liked it, but it's part of the game now. 

I'd say trash talk can involve plenty of laughter, as it's not always between mortal enemies, and often time between friends... but toward the end it appears the laughter is kinda dying down as the talk continues. Excellent trash talk. 

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

Concept:

 

Reality

[MH BEVO 1265]

13 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

I'd say trash talk can involve plenty of laughter, as it's not always between mortal enemies, and often time between friends... but toward the end it appears the laughter is kinda dying down as the talk continues. Excellent trash talk. 

Maybe hit a little too close to home?

[Pato del Muerto 52494]

5 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Concept:

 

Reality

[UncleBuck 6454]

2 minutes ago, MH BEVO said:

Maybe hit a little too close to home?

Yuuuuuup

[Texasborn91 935]

15 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

I'd say trash talk can involve plenty of laughter, as it's not always between mortal enemies, and often time between friends... but toward the end it appears the laughter is kinda dying down as the talk continues. Excellent trash talk. 

That’s when you know you won. 

[Darth Tron 1122]

Instead of shitty McRib pics, can we go back to the Russian models thing?

[closetojumping 62698]

2 minutes ago, Darth Tron said:

Instead of shitty McRib pics, can we go back to the Russian models thing?

What if someone told you … today is a day. 

[ATexanAbroad 627]

Just now, closetojumping said:

What if someone told you … today is a day. 

[MH BEVO 1265]

1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

What if someone told you … today is a day. 

[Darth Tron 1122]

7 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

What if someone told you … today is a day. 

[LTtxfan 49185]

[HenryJames 66049]

This thread is why we have mass shootings.

[purplepride95 6890]

where the recruiting news?

[Elmer_Fudd 22216]

Looks like Pettaway is committing today.

[Irieguy 1059]

3 hours ago, Burntcowboy said:

Hers a little longer version of them talking 

Johntay is just a straight shooter with upper management written all over him. 

[MH BEVO 1265]

33 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Looks like Pettaway is committing today.

Twitter replies are heavily pro sooner. Which is in line with the expectations of this board. 

Edited July 6, 2022 by MH BEVO

[MoJames 8244]

1 hour ago, Darth Tron said:

Instead of shitty McRib pics, can we go back to the Russian models thing?

[CowtownHorn 5126]

[Burntcowboy 1845]

Here’s the whole video 

 

[Davis Lane 5584]

What in thee hell?!?!?!1?1

I'm out a week due to COVID and we land Cook and Mitchell?

Ok, I'll take another trip down Covid Ln. for the team, who are our next targets?

[Hiphopopotamos 20869]

IT says 4* East St. Louis OT Miles McVay (6'6" 360) is going to take an UOV to Texas last weekend of July.

https://247sports.com/player/miles-mcvay-46080187/

Edited July 6, 2022 by Hiphopopotamos

[UDontKnow 10444]

9 minutes ago, Burntcowboy said:

Here’s the whole video 

 

 

Evan Stewart is being paid so well and is eating <checks video transcript> Hot Pockets.

 

Edited July 6, 2022 by UDontKnow

[texifornia 56946]

Just now, UDontKnow said:

 

Evan Stewart is being paid so well and is eating <checks video transcript> Hot Pockets.

 

Uh, did you look at that Hot Pockets picture before you posted it? Or is this some deep internet meme that you and Evan are in on?

[Hornius Emeritus 12460]

4 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

IT says 4* East St. Louis OT Miles McVay (6'6" 360) is going to take an UOV to Texas last weekend of July.

https://247sports.com/player/miles-mcvay-46080187/

Flood is playing the long game. The idea here is that we get so many behemoths who consume so much food that we starve opponents into submission.

[NoName 16351]

5 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

 

Evan Stewart is being paid so well and is eating <checks video transcript> Hot Pockets.

 

you never know what is going to be posted on surly, but i certainly never expected 9gag, "normie cucks" and cancer cell hot pockets to show up...much less all in 1 image.

Edited July 6, 2022 by NoName

[MoJames 8244]

[LCHorn 2620]

4 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

 

Evan Stewart is being paid so well and is eating <checks video transcript> Hot Pockets.

 

What the fuck?!?!

[UDontKnow 10444]

Terribly sorry, I grabbed the wrong image to post. I don't prescribe to such theories. Although, I would not be surprised if a daily diet of 5 Hot Pockets daily (see Evan Stewart) would significantly raise cancer risk.

[Pato del Muerto 52494]

3 minutes ago, NoName said:

you never know what is going to be posted on surly, but i certainly never expected 9gag, "normie cucks" and cancer cell hot pockets to show up...much less all in 1 image.

It’s a new recipe. Says so right there on the box. 
 

I like how he edited it to lava. 

[closetojumping 62698]

It saddens me that so many of you are apparently virgins to Jim Gaffigan’s Hot Pockets comedy and its offshoots.

[Bevo 13577]

4 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Terribly sorry, I grabbed the wrong image to post. I don't prescribe to such theories.

I didn't click. Is this a Nowthis moment?