Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

[Laxtonto 13,328]

[Hornlover 8,947]

South Carolina mod. Not sure why he made this pick. Perhaps he has some ND contacts?

 

Edited July 6, 2022 by Hornlover

[Reese Bennett 3,666]

1 hour ago, Hornlover said:

South Carolina mod. Not sure why he made this pick. Perhaps he has some ND contacts?

 

Or maybe he reads this board.

[Duane Moore 5,775]

8 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

I think McRibs were more prominent during the Meyer shitshow, and if I recall correctly, CFS and big tittied Russian nudie models actually helped with the OL recruiting haul.

But we’ll never forget @BERT taking a big “it’s chicken” chicken fried dump all over the discussion.

The chicken fried steak craze was during the wait for Quinn Ewers transfer decision, along with a certain petition. 

[Burntcowboy 1,845]

Hers a little longer version of them talking 

[LTtxfan 50,040]

10 hours ago, BERT said:

Most of you people suck. 
 

in on 300

 

              "HI BERT"  😂

[Newy25 7,955]

9 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

I think McRibs were more prominent during the Meyer shitshow, and if I recall correctly, CFS and big tittied Russian nudie models actually helped with the OL recruiting haul.

But we’ll never forget @BERT taking a big “it’s chicken” chicken fried dump all over the discussion.

Lets not discuss McRibs ever again. 

[JesusSweatDuck 18,179]

46 minutes ago, Burntcowboy said:

Hers a little longer version of them talking 

You could tell the 14 catches and blocking dig really got to Stewart.

[WinningIsHard 4,171]

1 hour ago, Burntcowboy said:

Hers a little longer version of them talking 

That’s amazeballs, Johntay has a handle on here…he has to haha. That sounded like some shit we’d say verbatim. 

[LTtxfan 50,040]

 

[TotallyLegit 3,117]

6 hours ago, Hornlover said:

South Carolina mod. Not sure why he made this pick. Perhaps he has some ND contacts?

 

[RockyMountainHighHorn 929]

38 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

“I make it rain, y’all gon need a boat”

Edited July 6, 2022 by RockyMountainHighHorn

[BabaYaga 15,632]

37 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

A highly rated TE/receiver with a non-hyphenated last name.  Yes please 

[MH BEVO 1,265]

1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

You could tell the 14 catches and blocking dig really got to Stewart.

He did go from poking fun to walking off. Johntay is a 5-star trash talker too. 

[Mr. Mojo Risin' 2,207]

Dammit

Edited July 6, 2022 by Mr. Mojo Risin'

[Laga4 1,270]

15 minutes ago, MH BEVO said:

Johntay is a 5-star trash talker too. 

I'm not a real big fan of trash talk,  but the game that's played today I think our team needs  more of that type attitude.  

Just back it up. 

[Bigbend1812 13,064]

1 hour ago, Newy25 said:

Lets not discuss McRibs ever again. 

[RomaVicta 30,669]

30 minutes ago, Laga4 said:

I'm not a real big fan of trash talk,  but the game that's played today I think our team needs  more of that type attitude.  

Just back it up. 

Those guys were both having fun. It was clearly friendly. I'd say the presence of laughter makes it fall outside the boundaries or trash talk.

To me, trash talk is cocky and goading. I've never liked it, but it's part of the game now. 

[UncleBuck 6,455]

2 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Those guys were both having fun. It was clearly friendly. I'd say the presence of laughter makes it fall outside the boundaries or trash talk.

To me, trash talk is cocky and goading. I've never liked it, but it's part of the game now. 

I'd say trash talk can involve plenty of laughter, as it's not always between mortal enemies, and often time between friends... but toward the end it appears the laughter is kinda dying down as the talk continues. Excellent trash talk. 

[JesusSweatDuck 18,179]

Concept:

 

Reality

[MH BEVO 1,265]

13 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

I'd say trash talk can involve plenty of laughter, as it's not always between mortal enemies, and often time between friends... but toward the end it appears the laughter is kinda dying down as the talk continues. Excellent trash talk. 

Maybe hit a little too close to home?

[Pato del Muerto 53,627]

5 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Concept:

 

Reality

[UncleBuck 6,455]

2 minutes ago, MH BEVO said:

Maybe hit a little too close to home?

Yuuuuuup

[Texasborn91 1,103]

15 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

I'd say trash talk can involve plenty of laughter, as it's not always between mortal enemies, and often time between friends... but toward the end it appears the laughter is kinda dying down as the talk continues. Excellent trash talk. 

That’s when you know you won. 

[Darth Tron 1,166]

Instead of shitty McRib pics, can we go back to the Russian models thing?

[closetojumping 65,553]

2 minutes ago, Darth Tron said:

Instead of shitty McRib pics, can we go back to the Russian models thing?

What if someone told you … today is a day. 

[ATexanAbroad 627]

Just now, closetojumping said:

What if someone told you … today is a day. 

[MH BEVO 1,265]

1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

What if someone told you … today is a day. 

[Darth Tron 1,166]

7 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

What if someone told you … today is a day. 

[LTtxfan 50,040]

[HenryJames 67,515]

This thread is why we have mass shootings.

[purplepride95 6,890]

where the recruiting news?

[Elmer_Fudd 23,040]

Looks like Pettaway is committing today.

[Irieguy 1,059]

3 hours ago, Burntcowboy said:

Hers a little longer version of them talking 

Johntay is just a straight shooter with upper management written all over him. 

[MH BEVO 1,265]

33 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Looks like Pettaway is committing today.

Twitter replies are heavily pro sooner. Which is in line with the expectations of this board. 

Edited July 6, 2022 by MH BEVO

[MoJames 8,258]

1 hour ago, Darth Tron said:

Instead of shitty McRib pics, can we go back to the Russian models thing?

[CowtownHorn 5,126]

[Burntcowboy 1,845]

Here’s the whole video 

 

[Davis Lane 6,015]

What in thee hell?!?!?!1?1

I'm out a week due to COVID and we land Cook and Mitchell?

Ok, I'll take another trip down Covid Ln. for the team, who are our next targets?

[Hiphopopotamos 21,192]

IT says 4* East St. Louis OT Miles McVay (6'6" 360) is going to take an UOV to Texas last weekend of July.

https://247sports.com/player/miles-mcvay-46080187/

Edited July 6, 2022 by Hiphopopotamos

[UDontKnow 10,572]

9 minutes ago, Burntcowboy said:

Here’s the whole video 

 

 

Evan Stewart is being paid so well and is eating <checks video transcript> Hot Pockets.

 

Edited July 6, 2022 by UDontKnow

[texifornia 59,094]

Just now, UDontKnow said:

 

Evan Stewart is being paid so well and is eating <checks video transcript> Hot Pockets.

 

Uh, did you look at that Hot Pockets picture before you posted it? Or is this some deep internet meme that you and Evan are in on?

[Hornius Emeritus 12,845]

4 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

IT says 4* East St. Louis OT Miles McVay (6'6" 360) is going to take an UOV to Texas last weekend of July.

https://247sports.com/player/miles-mcvay-46080187/

Flood is playing the long game. The idea here is that we get so many behemoths who consume so much food that we starve opponents into submission.

[NoName 17,219]

5 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

 

Evan Stewart is being paid so well and is eating <checks video transcript> Hot Pockets.

 

you never know what is going to be posted on surly, but i certainly never expected 9gag, "normie cucks" and cancer cell hot pockets to show up...much less all in 1 image.

Edited July 6, 2022 by NoName

[MoJames 8,258]

[LCHorn 2,751]

4 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

 

Evan Stewart is being paid so well and is eating <checks video transcript> Hot Pockets.

 

What the fuck?!?!

[UDontKnow 10,572]

Terribly sorry, I grabbed the wrong image to post. I don't prescribe to such theories. Although, I would not be surprised if a daily diet of 5 Hot Pockets daily (see Evan Stewart) would significantly raise cancer risk.

[Pato del Muerto 53,627]

3 minutes ago, NoName said:

you never know what is going to be posted on surly, but i certainly never expected 9gag, "normie cucks" and cancer cell hot pockets to show up...much less all in 1 image.

It’s a new recipe. Says so right there on the box. 
 

I like how he edited it to lava. 

[closetojumping 65,553]

It saddens me that so many of you are apparently virgins to Jim Gaffigan’s Hot Pockets comedy and its offshoots.

[Bevo 13,939]

4 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Terribly sorry, I grabbed the wrong image to post. I don't prescribe to such theories.

I didn't click. Is this a Nowthis moment?