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20 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

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the 1000 day thing is funny. only exists because of no games in 2020

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Texas is 18-2 since the B12 started vs KSU

Texas is 3-1 in the last 4 and, 3-2 in the last 5 and 8-2 in the last 10.

A&M vs Bama since they joined the SEC:

Bama is 3-1 in the last 4, 4-1 in the last 5, 8-2 in the last 10

lol

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21 minutes ago, Big Woodrows said:

"Gullette would already be a Texas commit if the decision was his alone" (paraphrasing from IT) is pretty weighty

Meh - Gerry posted yesterday after Gullette released his top 3 that Texas was still 'in a really good spot'.  I think they still fully expect Texas to be the pick - even if the family does want to go through with other visits.

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15 minutes ago, NoName said:

the 1000 day thing is funny. only exists because of no games in 2020

image.thumb.png.b1f09b243b225d2c8da5608b23c2c149.png

Texas is 18-2 since the B12 started vs KSU

Texas is 3-1 in the last 4 and, 3-2 in the last 5 and 8-2 in the last 10.

A&M vs Bama since they joined the SEC:

Bama is 3-1 in the last 4, 4-1 in the last 5, 8-2 in the last 10

lol

How many days has it been since A&M beat Kansas? Stupid stats deserve stupid retorts. 

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3 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

How many days has it been since A&M beat Kansas? Stupid stats deserve stupid retorts. 

From and including: Saturday, November 19, 2011
To and including: Friday, July 15, 2022

Result: 3892 days

It is 3892 days from the start date to the end date, end date included.

Or 10 years, 7 months, 27 days including the end date.

Or 127 months, 27 days including the end date.

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34 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Meh - Gerry posted yesterday after Gullette released his top 3 that Texas was still 'in a really good spot'.  I think they still fully expect Texas to be the pick - even if the family does want to go through with other visits.

I think IT is implying that fuckery may be afoot. A&M needs a recruiting win pretty badly right now. Wonder how they could have gotten the family's attention?

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43 minutes ago, NoName said:

the 1000 day thing is funny. only exists because of no games in 2020

image.thumb.png.b1f09b243b225d2c8da5608b23c2c149.png

Texas is 18-2 since the B12 started vs KSU

Texas is 3-1 in the last 4 and, 3-2 in the last 5 and 8-2 in the last 10.

A&M vs Bama since they joined the SEC:

Bama is 3-1 in the last 4, 4-1 in the last 5, 8-2 in the last 10

lol

Oh shit... someone send that to Kyle Umlaung ASAP

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13 minutes ago, tokamak said:

I think IT is implying that fuckery may be afoot. A&M needs a recruiting win pretty badly right now. Wonder how they could have gotten the family's attention?

Jimbo literally has one move. Hoping Sark has a better plan this year to head that bullshit off. 

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40 minutes ago, NoName said:

From and including: Saturday, November 19, 2011
To and including: Friday, July 15, 2022

Result: 3892 days

It is 3892 days from the start date to the end date, end date included.

Or 10 years, 7 months, 27 days including the end date.

Or 127 months, 27 days including the end date.

It has been 24,758 days since Texas A&M has beaten Georgia on Oct 3, 1954. 

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56 minutes ago, NoName said:

the 1000 day thing is funny. only exists because of no games in 2020

image.thumb.png.b1f09b243b225d2c8da5608b23c2c149.png

Texas is 18-2 since the B12 started vs KSU

Texas is 3-1 in the last 4 and, 3-2 in the last 5 and 8-2 in the last 10.

A&M vs Bama since they joined the SEC:

Bama is 3-1 in the last 4, 4-1 in the last 5, 8-2 in the last 10

lol

Texas record against Kansas since 1996 (which includes, arguably, the worst decade in Texas football history): 18-2 (~89% win).

Texas 8&4 record against Kansas since 1996: 7-1 (~89% win)

I hate that we lost to Kansas, but sure, aggy, go ahead and crow about it as if you're superior...

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Exploring the exciting potential for partnerships between Longhorn-owned businesses and student-athletes! 

 

NIL: Opportunity Knocks

 

Register now for this deep dive into how the NCAA’s Name Image Likeness policy has created opportunities for brands and student-athletes alike! Hear from industry experts on how to grow your brand and reach new customers through NIL partnerships while creating a lasting impact on the lives of student-athletes. Panelists will include:
 

 

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2 minutes ago, Okcool said:

Jalen Hale's Instagram and I'm "olds".

 

1 minute ago, MAGS® said:

Well sir,...  I believe that the horns up hand gesture represents the University of Texas and his wantingness to attend...  

 

1 minute ago, trythisathome said:

https://twitter.com/texcrystal_ball/status/1547993290804342787?s=20&t=ZEDBFiRwtLyAwe2i3DFHgw

 

Thanks for the quick replies. 

Thought that a current player may have been pumped about getting out of a traffic ticket. 
 

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3 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Jay the Great is Johntay Cook, and he was reportedly hanging with Jalen Hale in DFW recently, and I believe that’s JC posting a photo of Hale doing the preferred hand sign. 

And I’m really old.

Edited to add oso8jay is Hale

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I believe it is also highlighting the orange strands weaved into his braids.

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1 minute ago, Big Woodrows said:

Hamilton:

Jalen Hale reports he has changed his commitment date to September 22

Hale will be at Texas the last weekend in July.

OV’s scheduled:
Alabama Sept 3
Texas Set 10

So he moved his commitment day back? Bet the staff tries to close the last weekend in July. 

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I imagine this has already been posted about in the Aggie screenshot thread but since many of us do not regularly check that wasteland of depression and idiocy:

Aggies completely fucked up. Rule change this year means no more official visits allowed during the July quiet period. So those scheduled OVs with Hill and Gullette? Can't happen. The dumb fucks apparently only figured this out today. Not sure it really changes THAT much but it is still hilarious.

 

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1 minute ago, USMCHorn said:

I guarantee you the Texas coaches will know where Hale is going well before then.

I know they will. Unless it’s a Baxter situation where the date he commits means something to him, don’t know why they would want him to be a silent for that long

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