Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

[derpyhorndog 2554]

Chad Simmons enters his prediction for Hale to Texas @ 1:13 p.m., followed by a On3 tweet/article @ 1:33 saying Hale told Simmons he knows where he is going.

Very subtle, Chad. But that aside, dare I say....calculator? Or, maybe even:

[Dr. Teeth 5832]

Simmons would have likely gotten the okay to enter that CB after the interview. Which makes it pretty obvious. Can’t see him making the Bama trip. 

[Hiphopopotamos 20865]

Gerry says Hale told him that he will be at Texas the last week of July - but that Alabama is also trying to get him on campus that weekend.

[Bigbend1812 12886]

6 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

Chad Simmons enters his prediction for Hale to Texas @ 1:13 p.m., followed by a On3 tweet/article @ 1:33 saying Hale told Simmons he knows where he is going.

Very subtle, Chad. But that aside, dare I say....calculator? Or, maybe even:

[Getafix 28416]

 

This is good to hear ... 

 

 

[SydneyCarton 47872]

Just now, Getafix said:

 

This is good to hear ... 

 

 

Is Gullette going to the pool party? It's a 24/7 poster asking the questions, so I assume they have the IQ of MarkStanco's stool, and I doubt they realize that Gullette's visits that weekend will no longer be an OV. I wonder if the math changes on the pool party if it isn't an official for Gullette. Probably not...but maybe. 

[Wishbone 4734]

40 minutes ago, USMCHorn said:

I guarantee you the Texas coaches will know where Hale is going well before then.

I bet they know now.

[UnhappilyMarried 815]

44 minutes ago, MichaelDicksonFanClub said:

Damn. Sark and Marion have to deal with a target on their backs for over 2 months here

[Wishbone 4734]

4 minutes ago, UnhappilyMarried said:

Damn. Sark and Marion have to deal with a target on their backs for over 2 months here

It’s an Archery target. Should be fine.

[Hookem2147 20931]

So on an official visit Gullette gets a pool towel provided for him with the crypto thumb drive included? And on an unofficial visit they just have to resort to handing him over a Zaxby's drive thru bag? Is that how this works?

[Getafix 28416]

15 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Is Gullette going to the pool party? It's a 24/7 poster asking the questions, so I assume they have the IQ of MarkStanco's stool, and I doubt they realize that Gullette's visits that weekend will no longer be an OV. I wonder if the math changes on the pool party if it isn't an official for Gullette. Probably not...but maybe. 

 

 

Still listed, but Hattersley was "working to confirm that".

 

 

If you haven't see it, CTJ had an interesting post on how this might turn out.

 

 

 

[Big Woodrows 4195]

 

[Nuge 1962]

I appreciate it when posters include the players name with tweets, etc.  Trying to guess based upon handles like oso8jay is damn near impossible.  If you're going to post tweets then help out the rest of us by including the recruits name too, please.

[CowtownHorn 5126]

1 minute ago, Nuge said:

I appreciate it when posters include the players name with tweets, etc.  Trying to guess based upon handles like oso8jay is damn near impossible.  If you're going to post tweets then help out the rest of us by including the recruits name too, please.

[Nuge 1962]

1 minute ago, CowtownHorn said:

I said please.  Fuckface.

[morehornsepower 867]

1 hour ago, HateYouAndMyself said:

I imagine this has already been posted about in the Aggie screenshot thread but since many of us do not regularly check that wasteland of depression and idiocy:

Aggies completely fucked up. Rule change this year means no more official visits allowed during the July quiet period. So those scheduled OVs with Hill and Gullette? Can't happen. The dumb fucks apparently only figured this out today. Not sure it really changes THAT much but it is still hilarious.

 

And they'd have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for those pesky kids sips powers-that-be sabanic-overlord-worshippers NCAA-cheaters rules!

[Gut Wagon 8052]

34 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

So on an official visit Gullette gets a pool towel provided for him with the crypto thumb drive included? And on an unofficial visit they just have to resort to handing him over a Zaxby's drive thru bag? Is that how this works?

I think the big difference is in whether or not they're allowed to keep the aggy gloves. Not saying they want to.  

[Mittens 8155]

25 minutes ago, Nuge said:

Trying to guess based upon handles like oso8jay is damn near impossible. 

 

 

[CowtownHorn 5126]

3 minutes ago, Mittens said:

 

 

[tejas60 3526]

8 minutes ago, Mittens said:

 

 

[Getafix 28416]

 

SIAP.

 

 

 

[USMCHorn 1369]

So based on the flurry of picks, Hale must have just become a silent.

[MH BEVO 1264]

25 minutes ago, Mittens said:

 

 

[RockyMountainHighHorn 890]

17 minutes ago, USMCHorn said:

So based on the flurry of picks, Hale must have just become a silent.

Where does that put us calculator wise? Back to 3rd for sure 

[Leanderman 2267]

Soooooooooooooooo no pool party for him then

 

[Dbeasy 14966]

59 minutes ago, Mittens said:

 

 

Damn this made me laugh. 

[Nuge 1962]

59 minutes ago, Mittens said:

 

 

Or, the person quoting it can include the fucking name.  Even easier.

[UncleSonny 6552]

19 minutes ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

Where does that put us calculator wise? Back to 3rd for sure 

Muhammad and Hale get us to 279.02, barely behind OSU for #2. 

[JesusSweatDuck 17780]

 

 

 

[Dr.Dre 199]

1 hour ago, Leanderman said:

Soooooooooooooooo no pool party for him then

 

Sark playing 4D chess sending him to recruit for us.  

 

Wait do we wants anyone else going to their pool party?

[rvm96 1643]

On 7/14/2022 at 3:25 PM, Texas Wahoo said:

 

 

 

1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

 

 

 

A little slow on that one.

[utfan87 406]

Can someone confirm that OV’s cannot be taken during July?

[Junior Bonner 6232]

10 minutes ago, utfan87 said:

Can someone confirm that OV’s cannot be taken during July?

[Shaggyhorn 641]

Can someone confirm that OV’s cannot be taken during July?

Nope

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

Just now, Shaggyhorn said:

Nope

You can’t confirm?

[Shaggyhorn 641]

You can’t confirm?

Not going to, but i encourage you to check out the aggie thread for entertainment value and a solid answer on this question.

[NTVTXN 1432]

5 hours ago, CowtownHorn said:

[jeevsie 3720]

Ftr, previous page was solid. Good work, gents. 

[honolulu horn 6157]

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

You can’t confirm?

"Can you tell me when we're landing?"

"Not for another two hours."

"You can't tell me for another two hours?"

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

Yes that’s what I was going for 

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2724]

Beeeleee. It’s da Stooki bruvas.

[JesusSweatDuck 17780]

3 hours ago, rvm96 said:

 

A little slow on that one.

[canadianhorn21 926]

Per On3, Toviano could be close to shutting it down. 

[Goodman 3273]

18 minutes ago, canadianhorn21 said:

Per On3, Toviano could be close to shutting it down. 

Which way? He's been linked with 3-4 schools.

[Mr. Mojo Risin' 2205]

4 minutes ago, Goodman said:

Which way? He's been linked with 3-4 schools.

Yes

[Radical Larry 28528]

[WinningIsHard 4017]

3 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

"Can you tell me when we're landing?"

"Not for another two hours."

"You can't tell me for another two hours?"

[MichaelDicksonFanClub 2861]

1 hour ago, canadianhorn21 said:

Per On3, Toviano could be close to shutting it down. 

 

[RaysBoomBoomRoom 5742]

Siap

 

[Sejjr 3246]

Johntay Cook is fucking awesome. Favorite recruit in quite a while.