Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

[turtlepond 181]

All of this talk of floors and ceilings…does nobody ever mention the walls?  
 

im beginning to think that’s the real advantage aggy has in evaluation. With their construction management programs at their school, they definitely landed their highest ranked class ever, not by deploying payola, but by including the talk of walls along with potential floors and ceilings…..

[CowtownHorn 5126]

35 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Cook and Muhammed 

 

[RGBIII 22798]

5 minutes ago, turtlepond said:

All of this talk of floors and ceilings…does nobody ever mention the walls?  
 

im beginning to think that’s the real advantage aggy has in evaluation. With their construction management programs at their school, they definitely landed their highest ranked class ever, not by deploying payola, but by including the talk of walls along with potential floors and ceilings…..

aggy walls are covered in jizz from missing the jar

[Pato del Muerto 52320]

Just now, RGBIII said:

aggy walls are covered in jizz from missing the jar

They need the reinforcement 

[squeegeedegg 723]

3 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

aggy walls are covered in jizz from missing the jar

Floors.  They're all dribblers

[cafe society 2835]

6 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

CSB alert: I watched it freshman year in the TV room at Taos Dorm, next to Raul’s on the Drag. It may have been the only year Taos was a dorm, spending most of its existence before and after as a co-op. And I will admit, I probably still don’t know exactly what the hell is a “co-op.” But I did go to a crazy ass party at one. 

I saw it at the Fort Worth Twin Drive-In 

[Hornius Emeritus 12402]

8 minutes ago, turtlepond said:

All of this talk of floors and ceilings…does nobody ever mention the walls?  
 

 

No. Basements, attics, doorways, windows ---- all get short shrift. Not to mention a whole raft of other architectural features. When's the last time you heard somebody say "he's got a high dormer"  or "he's got a solid pedament but a low balustrade?" 

 

[irishtexan 11442]

From the window, to the wall...

[Davis Lane 5548]

1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

6pm

[Sir Ulrich 5187]

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Thoughts?

I think we have the perfect QBs coming in the right order. Quinn will better at keeping plays alive and throwing on the run. He reminds me a lot of Mahomes with his arm angles and gunslinger mentality. Then once we have a team full of elite talent then Manning can come in and be a traditional pocket QB who has all day to throw and not have to force anything to make things happen. His comp is obviously his two uncles who all have the same motion and mannerisms on the field 

[turtlepond 181]

8 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

No. Basements, attics, doorways, windows ---- all get short shrift. Not to mention a whole raft of other architectural features. When's the last time you heard somebody say "he's got a high dormer"  or "he's got a solid pedament but a low balustrade?" 

 

Easy there, partner. I’ll have you know that the University was very cordial to me when they suggested that I no longer spend time in the School of Architecture, so there’s that…:-)

Dean Speck was a cool mofo, though.  

[SquishMitten 10395]

4 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

My only guess is everything is pretty peachy right now with regards to recruiting so they need to drum up some drama somehow?

Of course. And their way of doing this is by shitting on our commits. He's such a POS

[conVINCEd 21468]

2 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

From the window, to the wall...

I have a friend whose 3ish y.o. kid started singing this all the time.  He picked it up from riding around in the car with dad.  Like they would be eating at Chili’s, and he would hear someone at the next table say the word ‘window’ and he would get through a couple of lines before his mom shut it down.  His reward for such good parenting skills was his wife going through whatever device (iPod maybe) he had at the time and deleting anything she found objectionable.  Til the sweat drips off my balls apparently offended the sensibilities of the other mothers at play dates.

[Shaggyhorn 641]

I have a friend whose 3ish y.o. kid started singing this all the time.  He picked it up from riding around in the car with dad.  Like they would be eating at Chili’s, and he would hear someone at the next table say the word ‘window’ and he would get through a couple of lines before his mom shut it down.  His reward for such good parenting skills was his wife going through whatever device (iPod maybe) he had at the time and deleting anything she found objectionable.  Til the sweat drips off my balls apparently offended the sensibilities of the other mothers at play dates.

Yup… my wife has ixnayed this from my lexicon due to the same reason.

[LW Goatman 1117]

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Ewers will teach arch how to loosen up and have a good time, take a chance now and then. And in turn, arch will teach ewers how to know when it’s time to buckle down and get serious, play it safe.  
 

they will each use their newly developed skills to save the other at one point before teaming up to defeat the big baddie. 

All gas, some brake?

[Pato del Muerto 52320]

2 minutes ago, LW Goatman said:

All gas, some brake?

Engine braking, IMO. 

[Mo Horn 8795]

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Ewers will teach arch how to loosen up and have a good time, take a chance now and then. And in turn, arch will teach ewers how to know when it’s time to buckle down and get serious, play it safe.  
 

they will each use their newly developed skills to save the other at one point before teaming up to defeat the big baddie. 

A perfect summary of Mrs Mo's and my almost 39 year marriage. 

[ATXbronco 4060]

I've never been a Quarterback before, but my street football name was "Doug Flutie" when I was ten years old.
So, I think I know a thing or two about what it takes to be a QB.

And I'd suggest that due to Arch's pedigree, there is a higher likelihood that he'll be cool & calm under pressure in big games.

[Post Oak 20182]

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Thoughts?

I disagree.  I was told by people I trust that Arch was a 3 star at best.

[ATXhorn17 1610]

1 hour ago, Laga4 said:

However,  Quin is the best HS QB I've ever seen.  He played great against the best competition in Texas.  I think he's better than Kyler Murray.  

Tough call. The Ewok was near unstoppable at Allen, and he dominated 5A for 3-4 years. But Quinn is also a generational talent that’ll take NFL snaps.

Most impressive HS QB out of DFW I’ve seen in person is Matt Stafford… Truly a man amongst boys with an absolute cannon. I doubt many who’ve seen him in the NFL would describe Matt as “fast”, but in HS, he was outrunning DBs on the reg.

Edited July 20, 2022 by ATXhorn17

[Deej 76508]

1 hour ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

two QBs who will likely be on the Texas sidelines next season.

So Card will be the starter?

[UDontKnow 10439]

42 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

From the window, to the wall...

You know the remix was pretty banging too.

 

[texifornia 56434]

On 4/2/2022 at 6:36 PM, Jabberwocky said:

https://247sports.com/Player/Malachi-Breland-46118106/

 

[Codaxx 5588]

19 minutes ago, ATXhorn17 said:

Tough call. The Ewok was near unstoppable at Allen, and he dominated 5A for 3-4 years. But Quinn is also a generational talent that’ll take NFL snaps.

Most impressive HS QB out of DFW I’ve seen in person is Matt Stafford… Truly a man amongst boys with an absolute cannon. I doubt many who’ve seen him in the NFL would describe Matt as “fast”, but in HS, he was outrunning DBs on the reg.

Was the Ewok unstoppable or was the overall talent? 

I had to look this up

Ewers: 70% completion rate is the tops (64 Ewok, 65$ Stafford)

Yards per Att; Stafford 18.2 (Ewers 10.0, Ewok 11.1)

Yards/game: Ewok 262 (Ewers 258, Stafford 234)

Stafford threw a TD every 5.75 attempts (insane). 8.6 for Ewers, 10.1 for Ewok

No Ints stats for Stafford. Ewers threw an Int every 80.4 passes and Ewok 47.4

[Longhornlove 4779]

2 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Thoughts?

Ewers arm talent is undeniable and the best I've ever seen in HS. IMHO, Mahomes is the arm talent we are looking at.

[ATXhorn17 1610]

FYI — Gerry H is teasing a new Texas commit for a player other than MM. Only other hint is that he doesn’t currently have a crystal ball/RPM prediction in.

Edited July 20, 2022 by ATXhorn17

[TankedBevo 2482]

7 minutes ago, ATXhorn17 said:

FYI — Gerry H is teasing a new Texas commit for a player other than MM. Only other hint is that he doesn’t currently have a crystal ball/RPM prediction in.

[JBJ 3647]

Duce?

[Pato del Muerto 52320]

Hicks would be a fun one for a couple of reasons. 

[canadianhorn21 926]

[CowtownHorn 5126]

9 minutes ago, ATXhorn17 said:

FYI — Gerry H is teasing a new Texas commit for a player other than MM. Only other hint is that he doesn’t currently have a crystal ball/RPM prediction in.

[Horn Dog 9644]

2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Ewers will teach arch how to loosen up and have a good time, take a chance now and then. And in turn, arch will teach ewers how to know when it’s time to buckle down and get serious, play it safe.  
 

they will each use their newly developed skills to save the other at one point before teaming up to defeat the big baddie. 

2 QB offense for 2023 confirmed

 

 

 

[Bigbend1812 12877]

[UnhappilyMarried 815]

12 minutes ago, ATXhorn17 said:

FYI — Gerry H is teasing a new Texas commit for a player other than MM. Only other hint is that he doesn’t currently have a crystal ball/RPM prediction in.

This excludes Shelby, Gullete, Pilot, Baxter, Osborne, Hale, Vasek

 

So Hill, Akana, Toviano, Deal, Shanahan?

 

[OB3 3608]

17 minutes ago, ATXhorn17 said:

FYI — Gerry H is teasing a new Texas commit for a player other than MM. Only other hint is that he doesn’t currently have a crystal ball/RPM prediction in.

Nvm, post above already answered

Edited July 20, 2022 by OB3

[Octavian 1025]

Just now, UnhappilyMarried said:

This excludes Shelby, Gullete, Pilot, Baxter, Osborne, Hale, Vasek

 

So Hill, Akana, Toviano, Deal, Shanahan?

 

The aggy tears on Hill would be so sweet. The blowu tears on Akana, also great.

[Lonestar88 4585]

1 minute ago, UnhappilyMarried said:

This excludes Shelby, Gullete, Pilot, Baxter, Osborne, Hale, Vasek

 

So Hill, Akana, Toviano, Deal, Shanahan?

 

My immediate guess was Akana since a Utah mod recently said he’d be shocked if he didn’t end up at Texas.

[JBJ 3647]

Ah.  He doesn't have one in.  That opens the field quite a lot.

[Chili dog 1787]

3 minutes ago, UnhappilyMarried said:

This excludes Shelby, Gullete, Pilot, Baxter, Osborne, Hale, Vasek

 

So Hill, Akana, Toviano, Deal, Shanahan?

 

So of the list, does Toviano make the most sense? 

[HateYouAndMyself 828]

Just confirmed on IT that Arch Manning will be in Austin for the party. I think we all assumed that would be the case but either way nice to have it official. Also mentioned we are loading up on some big 2024 targets that weekend. 

[Longhornlove 4779]

1 minute ago, Chili dog said:

So of the list, does Toviano make the most sense? 

Please, I want to see Aggy pets heads falling off.

[Hornlover 8824]

6 minutes ago, HateYouAndMyself said:

Just confirmed on IT that Arch Manning will be in Austin for the party. I think we all assumed that would be the case but either way nice to have it official. Also mentioned we are loading up on some big 2024 targets that weekend. 

Well, not Official official, since no officials allowed that weekend. 

The NCAA put that rule in place at the last minute to try to slow down the unstoppable momentum of "The World Famous Aggy Pool Party Spectacular Extravaganza - Now with more CASH & PRIZES!!!"

[billfromlaketravis 11352]

33 minutes ago, ATXhorn17 said:

FYI — Gerry H is teasing a new Texas commit for a player other than MM. Only other hint is that he doesn’t currently have a crystal ball/RPM prediction in.

Gotta be Akana. 

[Vertigo 20257]

1 minute ago, Hornlover said:

Well, not Official official, since no officials allowed that weekend. 

The NCAA put that rule in place at the last minute to try to slow down the unstoppable momentum of "The World Famous Aggy Pool Party Spectacular Extravaganza - Now with more CASH & PRIZES!!!"

Bobbing for cow pies was such a huge hit last year. 

[Lonestar88 4585]

13 minutes ago, JBJ said:

Ah.  He doesn't have one in.  That opens the field quite a lot.

If he’s talking about just him, then these are the players Gerry has predictions to Texas on:
 

Jalen Hale

Hunter Osborne (likely outdated)

Malik Muhammad (committing tonight)

Braylan Shelby

Derion Gullete

Cedric Baxter Jr.

Mikal Harrison-Pilot

Jordan Matthews

Colton Vasek

So someone other than these guys is about to commit soon

[Vertigo 20257]

9 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Gotta be Akana. 

If it is, I bet that means we are going to miss on Shelby. 

But, as an EDGE prospect, I think Akana is better. Shelby is the better OLB.

Edited July 20, 2022 by Vertigo

[billfromlaketravis 11352]

1 minute ago, Vertigo said:

If it is, I bet that means we are going to miss on Shelby. 

Don’t care. Got Poly ties. 

[Street2Peschel 46]

Please let it be Hill.  The Aggy fallout would be entertainment for the rest of the year.

[OB3 3608]

3 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

If it is, I bet that means we are going to miss on Shelby. 

Not necessarily. I think it’s time folks… do we worry about the numbers?

[HateYouAndMyself 828]

2 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

If it is, I bet that means we are going to miss on Shelby. 

What makes you say that? Isn't Shelby a true edge and Akana more of an actual LB? Not disagreeing with you exactly just not sure why either would be related.