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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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1 hour ago, _Leaf_ said:

Why is everyone bending over backwards to defend Gerry Hamilton?

 

If you ask me, has has major used car salesmen energy.

Because he is, and has been, one of the good guys. Puts in tons of work and has played the game a long time.

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33 minutes ago, _Leaf_ said:

Truth be told, it's been more like one decade. I think I'm well-acquainted with all the 9.95ers though. I don't like GH. What can I say? Maybe I'm wrong about him. He just doesn't strike me as very honest.

so to be clear, you looked at the collection of idiots that cover Texas for 9.95/month for over a decade and decided the one you disliked the most was Gerry?!

seriously - HE was the one who gave you used car vibes?! not Fuck Chip Brown, not Mike Roach, not EJ Holland's Starbuck's loving ass, not Ketch (the only man who can go into a fight with Billy Liucci and come out a loser), not Jason Higdon and his lottery numbers, not tfloss, not Nahlin...Gerry Hamilton?!

what's more likely...that you have followed Texas recruiting (!) for a decade (!!) and not signed up here until this week (!!!), with a unique username (!!!!) just to share that you think Gerry is a used car salesman with like your fifth post ever or that you are some kind of shitty troll?

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46 minutes ago, _Leaf_ said:

Truth be told, it's been more like one decade. I think I'm well-acquainted with all the 9.95ers though. I don't like GH. What can I say? Maybe I'm wrong about him. He just doesn't strike me as very honest.

Sounds to me like you prefer xhamster. Fair enough

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6 minutes ago, _Leaf_ said:

Everyone really loves Gerry Hamilton here. Good for him I guess. 

I'll keep my opinions to myself from now on.

you really are bad at this. shocked it took you this long to create an account before you started posting horseshit.

Gerry Hamilton is pretty well thought of across the industry. he is pretty well thought of amongst the actual 9.95ers. he is pretty well thought of amongst those of us who actually have paid attention to recruiting for a while. the opposite of a used car salesman.

...but sure, just because _leaf_ thinks he is is an idiot, we all should all probably go to Orangebloods for our recruiting news.

 

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4 minutes ago, NoName said:

you really are bad at this. shocked it took you this long to create an account before you started posting horseshit.

Gerry Hamilton is pretty well thought of across the industry. he is pretty well thought of amongst the actual 9.95ers. he is pretty well thought of amongst those of us who actually have paid attention to recruiting for a while. the opposite of a used car salesman.

...but sure, just because _leaf_ thinks he is is an idiot, we all should all probably go to Orangebloods for our recruiting news.

 

beating a dead horse wtf GIF

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55 minutes ago, _Leaf_ said:

Truth be told, it's been more like one decade. I think I'm well-acquainted with all the 9.95ers though. I don't like GH. What can I say? Maybe I'm wrong about him. He just doesn't strike me as very honest.

You are showing weakness, which is the guaranteed way to be neg-bombed off the board.  Don't do it!  Lurking on the board for so long you should know that your only chance of survival is to double down and take on more posters.  Go get 'em!!!

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4 minutes ago, Don Hornleone said:

Honestly don’t care for the social media shenanigans. Sounds like this was orchestrated.


Holy shit, I sound like I just drank 8oz of Metamucil and started yelling at punk skateboarders to stay off my lawn.

The kid is definitely doing too much.

I don’t want to lose the plot of the day, a player much better than Kirkland is committing in less than two hours.

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14 minutes ago, NoName said:

you really are bad at this. shocked it took you this long to create an account before you started posting horseshit.

Gerry Hamilton is pretty well thought of across the industry. he is pretty well thought of amongst the actual 9.95ers. he is pretty well thought of amongst those of us who actually have paid attention to recruiting for a while. the opposite of a used car salesman.

...but sure, just because _leaf_ thinks he is is an idiot, we all should all probably go to Orangebloods for our recruiting news.

 

Jesus Christ, fuck you. I hope everyone on this board isn't as much as a jerk as you are. I had an opinion and I expressed it. My opinions are just as valid as yours are. As I've said, you can feel free to disagree with me, but if you want to be an ass just because my opinion offends you, you can suck my dick. I never said anyone was wrong for respecting GH, only that I don't. 

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1 minute ago, _Leaf_ said:

Jesus Christ, fuck you. I hope everyone on this board as much as a jerk as you are. I had an opinion and I expressed it. My opinions are just as valid as yours are. As I've said, you can feel free to disagree with me, but if you want to be an ass just because my opinion offends you, you can suck my dick. I never said anyone was wrong for respecting GH, only that I don't. 

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17 minutes ago, _Leaf_ said:

Everyone really loves Gerry Hamilton here. Good for him I guess. 

 

I'll keep my opinions to myself from now on.

You're not done yet.  Not even close. At some point in the next 4 to 24 hours CTJ is going to chime in with a post that he's been editing for 30 minutes beginning with something similar to "Holy shit...... "

After that you're done.

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4 minutes ago, Tree Fidy said:

You are showing weakness, which is the guaranteed way to be neg-bombed off the board.  Don't do it!  Lurking on the board for so long you should know that your only chance of survival is to double down and take on more posters.  Go get 'em!!!

My first day on the board everyone was apparently mad at new posters and i posted something weak and tried defending it. Next thing I know I’m at -15 or -20. So I shut the fuck up and just lurk for a few weeks. Then, when I start posting , I make sure it’s either innocuous or funny. And I stay far away from pissing contests. Took me a few weeks to dig out and then a few months before I got up the nerve to give someone the finger. 

And I’m still pretty careful. Mostly. 

True story. 

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Jesus Christ, fuck you. I hope everyone on this board isn't as much as a jerk as you are. I had an opinion and I expressed it. My opinions are just as valid as yours are. As I've said, you can feel free to disagree with me, but if you want to be an ass just because my opinion offends you, you can suck my dick. I never said anyone was wrong for respecting GH, only that I don't. 

Here’s some advice. Start over with a new user name. Don’t start telling other posters to “suck your dick” for disagreeing with you. Especially when you have less than 15 posts. And have better takes. Good luck in your next Surly life!
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1 minute ago, Junior Bonner said:

My first day on the board everyone was apparently mad at new posters and i posted something weak and tried defending it. Next thing I know I’m at -15 or -20. So I shut the fuck up and just lurk for a few weeks. Then, when I start posting , I make sure it’s either innocuous or funny. And I stay far away from pissing contests. Took me a few weeks to dig out and then a few months before I got up the nerve to give someone the finger. 

And I’m still pretty careful. Mostly. 

True story. 

Pussy. 

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2 minutes ago, _Leaf_ said:

Jesus Christ, fuck you. I hope everyone on this board isn't as much as a jerk as you are. I had an opinion and I expressed it. My opinions are just as valid as yours are. As I've said, you can feel free to disagree with me, but if you want to be an ass just because my opinion offends you, you can suck my dick. I never said anyone was wrong for respecting GH, only that I don't. 

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7 minutes ago, _Leaf_ said:

Jesus Christ, fuck you. I hope everyone on this board isn't as much as a jerk as you are. I had an opinion and I expressed it. My opinions are just as valid as yours are. As I've said, you can feel free to disagree with me, but if you want to be an ass just because my opinion offends you, you can suck my dick. I never said anyone was wrong for respecting GH, only that I don't. 

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1 hour ago, _Leaf_ said:

Truth be told, it's been more like one decade. I think I'm well-acquainted with all the 9.95ers though. I don't like GH. What can I say? Maybe I'm wrong about him. He just doesn't strike me as very honest.

 

1 hour ago, The Dog said:

I don't know how you can hate on him with Geoff Ketchum in the wild...

 

1 hour ago, Chili dog said:

That you, Ketch?

 

1 hour ago, The Beast said:

Thanks for dropping by ketch.

Yep. There it is. Gotta be a Ketch alt.

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I was gonna say, "I haven't seen a Leaf melt down that badly since..."

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