Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

[Vertigo 20265]

33 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Seems like it's gonna be OU

Venables starting to gain a little bit of traction it seems. 

[Leanderman 2267]

"Venables starting to gain a little bit of traction it seems."

Im am sure Venables has a NIL setup with either a dildo factory, or a recruit making appearances at the fudge factory as a packer? 

[Bevo14 8274]

7 minutes ago, MichaelDicksonFanClub said:

[BurntOrangeBlooded15 1564]

29 minutes ago, MichaelDicksonFanClub said:

Higdon would be proud. 

[Reese Bennett 3605]

5 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

The value you assign yourself is more important than that which others assign you.  
 

but yes. 

I don't know that this is an ironclad rule. There are lots of dumb assholes who think highly of themselves. Hell, just look at aggy who are always claiming they are "classy."

[Gut Wagon 8052]

28 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

I don't know that this is an ironclad rule. There are lots of dumb assholes who think highly of themselves. Hell, just look at aggy who are always claiming they are "classy."

That brings to mind the old saying, "I'd like to buy him for what he's worth...and then sell him for what he thinks he's worth." 

[Deej 76542]

6 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

Well we know it's not because of this:

 

Maybe. But I would have a hard time relating to someone who looks like this:

Ed Helms really let himself go. 

[Dbeasy 14962]

If anyone ever tries to argue that the amount of money someone makes is due to how good, hard working, or smart they are, just show them Bedenbaugh’s picture and remind them that life isn’t fair.  

[TankedBevo 2482]

Yall got any more of them commits? 

[totallynotabuttpirate 5342]

2 hours ago, Vertigo said:

Venables starting to gain a little bit of traction it seems. 

Looks like sucking that hose is paying off.

[Getafix 28409]

 

 

Mike Roach - Quick Payton Kirkland "update"

(Ha ha ha ha .... )

Spoiler

 

Not much has changed since the other day. Texas isn’t in the mix on his announcement edit but we continue to hear that they will be a factor for his decision tomorrow.

 

 

[SarksJuggs 1106]

“Shock the world”

[Poe It Up 126]

Kirkland calling us Texass has really tempered my excitement about tomorrow. 

[ATXbronco 4060]

The lesser UT has some nice commits

https://247sports.com/college/tennessee/Season/2023-Football/Commits/

 

Could be a good time to snipe a few

https://247sports.com/LongFormArticle/Tennessee-football-Jeremy-Pruitt-torched-after-receiving-notice-of-allegations-from-NCAA-190419832/

 

 

Edited July 23, 2022 by ATXbronco

[Vertigo 20265]

Why dont the coaches call this kid and say, just in case, no thanks.

[Hookem2147 20927]

1 minute ago, ATXbronco said:

The lesser UT has some nice commits

https://247sports.com/college/tennessee/Season/2023-Football/Commits/

 

Could be a good time to snipe a few

https://247sports.com/LongFormArticle/Tennessee-football-Jeremy-Pruitt-torched-after-receiving-notice-of-allegations-from-NCAA-190419832/

The NCAA freaking applauded Tennessee for doing their job for them with the self imposed sanctions. Nothing bad is going to happen to them. Maybe an extra wrist slap or two. There won’t be any type of postseason ban. Would bet a lot of $$ on it.

[LTtxfan 48962]

3 hours ago, BurntOrangeBlooded15 said:

Higdon would be proud. 

 

Looks like his son got a job in Austin...

 

[Getafix 28409]

 

 

 

 

Edited July 23, 2022 by Getafix

[Longhornlove 4779]

7 hours ago, bad_teammate said:

coke?

Poop sweats?

[Getafix 28409]

 

SIAP.

Not too shabby.

 

 

 

[Hornius Emeritus 12415]

 

[Napoleon 8600]

1 hour ago, Getafix said:

 

SIAP.

Not too shabby.

 

 

 

But can he block?

👀

[HtownHorn 14468]

2 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

 

 

 

Is this the bat signal? Kirkland.

[NorLa Horns 1458]

4 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Is this the bat signal? Kirkland.

Id much rather it be somebody else committing to us, rather that go to the aggy pool party. 

[Burntcowboy 1845]

They mention Kirkland 

[Burntcowboy 1845]

Jimbo waiting for recruits 

 

[Irieguy 1059]

11 hours ago, Hookem2147 said:

The NCAA freaking applauded Tennessee for doing their job for them with the self imposed sanctions. Nothing bad is going to happen to them. Maybe an extra wrist slap or two. There won’t be any type of postseason ban. Would bet a lot of $$ on it.

Exactly. @ATXbronco has no idea what he is talking about. Embarrassing. 

[ClubWhatever 12087]

8 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Is this the bat signal? Kirkland.

You’re getting worked. 

[Junior Bonner 6227]

2 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

You’re getting worked. 

Isn’t that what recruiting all about? We pay tree fiddy for unreliable information and enjoy the uncertainty of it all. Aren’t we all here, now, on this thread, for that very reason? 
 

So what time is the circus today? When does the Orlando Enigma announce? 

[Shonen 125]

21 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

Wife seems like the type who likes to let her opinion be heard at suburban school board meetings.

Not a + recruiter, but maybe a +size recruiter 🤔  

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

16 hours ago, BurntOrangeBlooded15 said:

Higdon would be proud. 

My god I completely forgot about that. So absurd.

[Bevo14 8274]

Just now, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

My god I completely forgot about that. So absurd.

Lol my friend

22 x^2 112.6 82 44 3.14 abc4

 

 

[HenryJames 65886]

13 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

 

Looks like his son got a job in Austin...

 

The Chicago?

[Ghost of Shag 2578]

What time does Kirkland commit?

[UDontKnow 10439]

4 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

The Chicago?

[westexhorn 2006]

10 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

What time does Kirkland commit?

I think 630 pm Central

Edited July 23, 2022 by westexhorn

[Burntcowboy 1845]

 

[Gut Wagon 8052]

1 hour ago, Ghost of Shag said:

What time does Kirkland commit?

The 12th of Never? 

[Vermin 3042]

 

[Getafix 28409]

1 hour ago, Junior Bonner said:

So what time is the circus today? When does the Orlando Enigma announce? 

 

1 hour ago, Ghost of Shag said:

What time does Kirkland commit?

 

 

 

 

[TommyGufano 6021]

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

The Chicago?

The Iraq. Everywhere like therefore such as

[Getafix 28409]

 

 

 

[RaysBoomBoomRoom 5742]

Just now, Getafix said:

 

 

 

First time I’ve seen that lol

[gmr548 16491]

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

The Chicago?

I am assuming it's the name of a pizza on the menu.

[Burntcowboy 1845]

 

[Hank Kingsley 20678]

1 minute ago, Getafix said:

 

 

 

[TheMailBox357 213]

19 hours ago, Vertigo said:

Venables starting to gain a little bit of traction it seems. 

I looked at on3's 2023 Team recruiting rankings last night & I was SHOCKED to see how much better OU is doing in recruiting than Aggy.

OU is only a couple spots out of the top 10, while Aggy's class is ranked in the 50's.

[CowtownHorn 5126]

28 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

 

 

 

 

[Ricky's one-hitter 9084]

Kirkland will announce at Dezerland, a Main event adjacent concept on I-drive in Orlando. Instructions say "dress to impress" and....er...what does that actually mean when the people you're intending to impress are bowlers?

 

 

[UDontKnow 10439]

6 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Kirkland will announce at Dezerland, a Main event adjacent concept on I-drive in Orlando. Instructions say "dress to impress" and....er...what does that actually mean when the people you're intending to impress are bowlers?