Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

[Vertigo 20267]

18 minutes ago, ONE YARD said:

why call her a whore?  plenty of other words to use.  stop being a sexist fuck. 

Shut up whore

[MuellerHorn 4195]

3 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Shut up whore

 

20 minutes ago, ONE YARD said:

why call her a whore?  plenty of other words to use.  stop being a sexist fuck. 

 

11 minutes ago, Lone Star Horn said:

considering that she was rumored to be banging fcb, which cost him his marriage, whore is the proper terminology

That's a lot of presumption to conclude the use of "whore," regardless of how many times this wild rumor has recirculated. 

Anyways, back to recruiting. I'll gladly whore myself out to obtain the number-one ranked class.

Edited July 24, 2022 by MuellerHorn

[SuperSport 1333]

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2630]

22 minutes ago, Lone Star Horn said:

considering that she was rumored to be banging fcb, which cost him his marriage, whore is the proper terminology

wait. do you are willing to openly call a woman a whore for stating her opinion because of an internet rumor?  one that was probably started by some incel who was upset at her for having a differing opinion?

 

god,  society can suck sometime.  can’t it?

 

 

[52-80 19087]

you can't call someone a whore unless it's certain they get paid for it. 

otherwise, they're just merely a slut.

[ClubWhatever 12087]

Welp.  it was fun while it lasted.  

[KeysPhoneWallet 807]

you can't call someone a whore unless it's certain they get paid for it. 
otherwise, they're just merely a slut.

Fucking is a good thing. This shits regarded.

[RomaVicta 29784]

26 minutes ago, Lone Star Horn said:

considering that she was rumored to be banging fcb, which cost him his marriage, whore is the proper terminology

We need a Pearl Clutching board. It's none of my business nor do I care about who people sleep with. This reads like a soap opera story line.

It's also poor usage.

[Napoleon 8601]

7 minutes ago, SuperSport said:

This is the guy in the quick flash of this gif.

It is not John C. Reilly & Jane Lynch like I thought. 

Edited July 24, 2022 by Napoleon

[Longhornlove 4779]

5 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

you can't call someone a whore unless it's certain they get paid for it. 

otherwise, they're just merely a slut.

Sure you can whore........see how that works.

[Napoleon 8601]

2 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Sure you can whore........see how that works.

“Whore” is a verb in this post. 

A smarter person would have responded “Sure you can, whore.”, but smarter people have chosen to move on. 
 

Let’s all be like the smarter people. 🤘

[SarkAfterDark 1688]

I have to remind myself that for some of you, coming into this thread to talk about stupid fuck shit, is the highlight of the day in your sad little lives.

[Jersey Man10 3508]

why call her a whore?  plenty of other words to use.  stop being a sexist fuck. 

wait. do you are willing to openly call a woman a whore for stating her opinion because of an internet rumor?  one that was probably started by some incel who was upset at her for having a differing opinion?
 
god,  society can suck sometime.  can’t it?
 
 

Shut the fuck up you pussy ass bitch.

[Irieguy 1059]

4 minutes ago, SarkAfterDark said:

I have to remind myself that for some of you, coming into this thread to talk about stupid fuck shit, is the highlight of the day in your sad little lives.

So your memory sucks? 🤷🏻‍♂️

[bad_teammate 13132]

5 minutes ago, SarkAfterDark said:

I have to remind myself that for some of you, coming into this thread to talk about stupid fuck shit, is the highlight of the day in your sad little lives.

I feel attacked, you whore.

[Octavian 1025]

5 minutes ago, SarkAfterDark said:

I have to remind myself that for some of you, coming into this thread to talk about stupid fuck shit, is the highlight of the day in your sad little lives.

This comment is hilarious because, given how many times you drop into a thread to puke some expletive laden presumptuous comment on how everyone else is a degenerate, it is clear that you suffer from a similar need

[Newy25 7638]

9 minutes ago, SarkAfterDark said:

I have to remind myself that for some of you, coming into this thread to talk about stupid fuck shit, is the highlight of the day in your sad little lives.

Whore. 

[HenryJames 65890]

14 hours ago, OB3 said:

Gerry made it seem like they knew each other really well. Hopefully he checked with Kirkland before he said that

 

[Lou_Sassle 2865]

[Mr. Drummond 2183]

What if someone calls my momma a whore?

[RomaVicta 29784]

It's actually an interesting moment in recruiting. A few top 50 guys may be coming our way. The next three pages of idiocy will be hilarious as we drift from whore to food to hot chicks. 

Full on aggy wit. Let's make the obvious, traditional jokes again! 

1000 pages!

[Napoleon 8601]

1 minute ago, RomaVicta said:

Full on aggy wit. Let's make the obvious, traditional jokes again! 

1000 pages!

This tradition is as old as time. 
 

[Hornius Emeritus 12419]

7 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

It's actually an interesting moment in recruiting. A few top 50 guys may be coming our way. The next three pages of idiocy will be hilarious as we drift from whore to food to hot chicks. 

Full on aggy wit. Let's make the obvious, traditional jokes again! 

1000 pages!

I just want to point out that bitching about the obvious, traditional jokes is just as much a tradition as the obvious, traditional jokes, as is pointing out that bitching.

[BurntOrange&White 39655]

10 minutes ago, Mr. Drummond said:

What if someone calls my momma a whore?

Then the surly thing to do would be to ask you to post pictures of your momma 

[TankedBevo 2482]

7 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

This tradition is as old as time. 
 

[Bigbend1812 12887]

Boobs then?

 

 

[Wulaw Horn 18980]

1 hour ago, Lone Star Horn said:

considering that she was rumored to be banging fcb, which cost him his marriage, whore is the proper terminology

If FCB wasn’t paying her then slut would be more appropriate. 

[CowtownHorn 5126]

[Dbeasy 14966]

48 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

you can't call someone a whore unless it's certain they get paid for it. 

otherwise, they're just merely a slut.

Oh my god I just realized I’m a slut. 

[Sejjr 3246]

15 minutes ago, Mr. Drummond said:

What if someone calls my momma a whore?

Is she?

[JesusSweatDuck 17780]

2 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Oh my god I just realized I’m a slut. 

Aren't we all?

[Junior Bonner 6233]

JFC. Slap fighting over the honor of TAylor Grasper Testes. What the hell are we doing here… 

Edited July 25, 2022 by Junior Bonner

[Post Oak 20184]

1 hour ago, Okcool said:

Charlie’s Florida 5 Haha

We were so young back then

[TankedBevo 2482]

Davante Davis should be held in a higher regard. Solid player that stuck out some pretty shit filled seasons 

[Wishbone 4738]

17 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

This tradition is as old as time. 
 

[Vertigo 20267]

5 minutes ago, Junior Bonner said:

JFC. Slap fighting over the honor of TAylor Grasp Testes. What the hell are we doing here… 

[Rickylovesweed 14155]

I had to google Tim Irvin to remember where he ended up. 

He flipped from Texas to Auburn, then transferred from Auburn to East Carolina, and then transferred from East Carolina to Delta State. 

[conVINCEd 21468]

6 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

I had to google Tim Irvin to remember where he ended up. 

He flipped from Texas to Auburn, then transferred from Auburn to East Carolina, and then transferred from East Carolina to Delta State. 

[Michael Knight 12896]

47 minutes ago, Jersey Man10 said:

 

Shut the fuck up you pussy ass bitch.

 

so we know who started the rumor

[Michael Knight 12896]

43 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

I went from not caring about Cook early in the cycle to him being my favorite recruit pretty quickly

[Shaggyhorn 641]

Can’t we all just be descended from Bonobos and get along?

[Mr. Mojo Risin' 2205]

1 minute ago, Shaggyhorn said:

Can’t we all just be descended from Bonobos and get along?

Nope

 

[Radical Larry 28528]

Nope
 

Appropriate gif since flinging shit represents about 75% of the posts on this thread.

[MontereyMX 848]

24 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Aren't we all?

yup

[Mr. Mojo Risin' 2205]

1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

Appropriate gif since flinging shit represents about 75% of the posts on this thread.

Bingo!

[IDIOTsavant 8445]

30 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Aren't we all?

 

[Hank Scorpio 17723]

Whore chat will get us to 1,000

[ClubWhatever 12087]

26 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

I had to google Tim Irvin to remember where he ended up. 

He flipped from Texas to Auburn, then transferred from Auburn to East Carolina, and then transferred from East Carolina to Delta State. 

Then was signed by the Carolina Cobras, who don’t seem to keep stats or have any further record of him, but who do have a squad called the Venom Hunnies (I’ll save you some time - not worth a look).  

Edited July 24, 2022 by ClubWhatever

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

47 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

This tradition is as old as time. 
 

So…do you guys think those are chia seeds?  

[RomaVicta 29784]

43 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

I just want to point out that bitching about the obvious, traditional jokes is just as much a tradition as the obvious, traditional jokes, as is pointing out that bitching.

Rarely does it go on for several pages.

You will find that wiping shit off you shoes after stepping in a pile of it is also a time-honored tradition. I prefer the tradition of removing shit rather than leaving it lying around.