Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

[Cooterhorn 162]

3 minutes ago, txduck87 said:

1983-84 13th floor jester west checking in. Roommate listened to the go-gos 24/7.

Are you complaining about having to share a room with a woman?

[RaysBoomBoomRoom 5742]

1 hour ago, MichaelDicksonFanClub said:

We march on the ESPN headquarters tonight

 

[Bodacious Bevo 3586]

2014 Jwest 3rd floor. 8th floor and above had been renovated that year. But I was one floor above the buffet and started my T/TH with an 11:00 on the second floor one semester. Waking up at 10:55 was glorious. 

[BornAndRaised 12298]

I didn't attend UT. Fucked around too much in highschool. I was born and raised in Austin. They just demoed the hospital I was born at downtown. I guess that makes me a Tshirt fan huh?

[TotallyLegit 3053]

San Jacinto, don't remember which floor. Dad was business partners with the Dean of Food and Housing. Ironically, it was pretty lame and straight-laced

Edited July 25, 2022 by TotallyLegit

[Elmer_Fudd 22297]

1 hour ago, MichaelDicksonFanClub said:

We march on the ESPN headquarters tonight

Mitchell and Williams both made big jumps.  They still have Shelby and Chatman outside of the 300, but they are now 4*'s.

[speed817 19397]

99/00 Jester West 10th floor......The Men of Ten.....

[pacman 7359]

2nd floor, mo-hill!

Whole place smelled like piss, shit, and vomit near the end of each semester

 

Goid times.

[kegman 187]

95- 96 Moore Hill.  4th floor I think, but it has been a long time.  

Edited July 25, 2022 by kegman

[6th Street 6432]

98-99, Jester West, 7th floor

[Nope 3119]

12 hours ago, Lonestar88 said:

They’re former high school teammates.

Trevell Johnson was on that team too

[txduck87 985]

Are you complaining about having to share a room with a woman?

He definitely played on the other team.

[Red Five 40874]

7 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

98-99, Jester West, 7th floor

I would have pegged you for in the 70s for some reason.

[Tex48 840]

2017/2018, Blanton, 4th Floor

[CptnJiggleBits 931]

I never lived on campus when I was in school but I did stay at Jester as a youngerd during Freak Nasty led summer camps. He was quite the  friendly fellow.

 

[ousux 5599]

What if someone calls my momma a whore?

Tell them you prefer "escort"

[C-Man 27235]

3 minutes ago, CptnJiggleBits said:

I never lived on campus when I was in school but I did stay at Jester as a youngerd during Freak Nasty led summer camps. He was quite the  friendly fellow.

 

Username checks out.

Lived in Jester -- couldn't even recall what floor (it was probably Jester West) -- for the fall '91/spring '92. The food was not very good. Lived in Castilian my sophomore year.

[Vito Andolini 9126]

1 hour ago, MAGS® said:

Pretty damn sure that was my floor at the exact same time.   Split 50/50 men and women?   My roommate was the Pakistani dude that would go around the floor in nothing but a towel and ask the women "how you doin?" in the worst joey impression ever...   

My man, CoachTex IS the Pakistani dude in the towel with the bad impression! Happy reunion!

[Gut Wagon 8083]

22 hours ago, ONE YARD said:

why call her a whore?

Because for many folks, Kardashian is too hard to spell. 

[NoName 16360]

2 hours ago, MichaelDicksonFanClub said:

Probably Bama

twitter follow update: https://en.whotwi.com/hunterrosborne/friends

[Texas73 421]

71-72, Jester West. 12th floor, Room 1207. Was assigned to San Jacinto but when I picked up my key I heard a guy say they are moving men into Jester West and some rooms are available. I turned around and asked the lady if I could move into Jester and she said yes. 

Good times. Jester had as many residents as my little east Texas town. 

[Vertuzzi 1375]

2016: 16th floor of Dobie

2017-2019: West campus 

[Goodman 3273]

1 minute ago, Vertuzzi said:

2016: 16th floor of Dobie

2017-2019: West campus 

[40acredropout 2902]

2011-2012, Jester West.  Actually lived on same floor as track team and some football players (Jaxon and Cedric Reed were really nice guys.  Case was a dick).  Hung out with Ryan Crouser quite a bit who now has two gold medals and the world record in shot put.  Someone put together an NCAA Football tournament and Quandre Diggs destroyed my ass.  Interestingly enough almost all the football players chose to play with West Virginia.   CSB

[irishtexan 11522]

No one gives a fuck what dorm you lived in, people. 

[Creasy Bear 667]

2005 Towers, 5th Floor.  Didn't realize there were some many GDIs on this board. 

[MAUFRAIS 6629]

My dad bought a house in pemberton for me and my buddies to trash for 4 years. Like a real Texan.

[billfromlaketravis 11519]

I never did the dorm thing. My parents were/are very cheap. I lived in a house in North Campus as a freshman. I think I paid $400 a month. 

[Vito Andolini 9126]

6 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

No one gives a fuck what dorm you lived in, people. 

[Fondren & Main 6726]

[Lou_Sassle 2878]

54 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I would have pegged you in the 70s for some reason.

That's pretty cool, man... no judgement here

[jeevsie 3735]

Look, do you want 1000 or not?

[TXRed 3289]

1 minute ago, jeevsie said:

Look, do you want 1000 or not?

[Post Oak 20252]

Time to change thread title to "Virgin Boogaloo - Places I didn't get laid when I moved to college.  Dorm Edition."

Edited July 25, 2022 by Post Oak

[40acredropout 2902]

2 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

Time to change thread title to "Virgin Boogaloo - Places I didn't get laid when I moved to college.  Dorm Edition."

[JBJ 3658]

1 hour ago, Tex48 said:

2017/2018, Blanton, 4th Floor

 

Also, where are all my Jester M (East) homies at?

Edited July 25, 2022 by JBJ

[Bevo 13580]

19 minutes ago, jeevsie said:

Look, do you want 1000 or not?

Wait 'til @blacklab deletes all the trash posts and we have to start over at 3.

[Valmy77 13247]

2 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Just the chip on the shoulder that Arch needs.

Michael Jordan would have taken that personally. 

[mwaadeeb 1231]

1 hour ago, BornAndRaised said:

I didn't attend UT. Fucked around too much in highschool. I was born and raised in Austin. They just demoed the hospital I was born at downtown. I guess that makes me a Tshirt fan huh?

Half the graduates on here wouldn't have gotten in these last 15 years either, so rock it.

Edit: bad form from old graduate

Edited July 25, 2022 by mwaadeeb

[Deej 76846]

1 hour ago, irishtexan said:

No one gives a fuck what dorm you lived in, people. 

They are just hoping they might stumble across that guy they drunkenly hooked up with that one night in the dorms, but never bothered to get their name. 

[Radical Larry 28649]

They are just hoping they might stumble across that guy they drunkenly hooked up with that one night in the dorms, but never bothered to get their name. 

They can take out a missed connection ad in the Chronicle.

[Longhornlove 4835]

13 minutes ago, Deej said:

They are just hoping they might stumble across that guy they drunkenly hooked up with that one night in the dorms, but never bothered to get their name. 

Someone mentioned something about pegged up thread, you never know.

[Not a cat 5660]

1 hour ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I never did the dorm thing. My parents were/are very cheap. I lived in a house in North Campus as a freshman. I think I paid $400 a month. 

 

 

1 hour ago, billfromlaketravis said:

 

Your parents thought the double occupancy 120 sq foot rooms, communal bathrooms and a greasy ass meal plan were too pricey?  

Edited July 25, 2022 by Not a cat

[billfromlaketravis 11519]

1 minute ago, Not a cat said:

Your parents thought the double occupancy dorm

 

Your parents thought the double occupancy 120 sq foot rooms, communal bathrooms and a greasy ass meal plan were too pricey?  

The house was cheaper. 

[RollLeft 5045]

1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

The house was cheaper. 

Same, i walked past Posse East and Double D's on the daily.  

[Elmer_Fudd 22297]

Visiting this weekend

https://247sports.com/player/taderius-collins-46130935/

[Davis Lane 5587]

God dam!!!

Covid strikes again and we get Muhammed AND Kirkland.

Sorry you got the Covid, mom.

But got dam!!!!

Ok which recruits do we need next, I think my brother is due the Wuhan.

[westexhorn 2020]

6 minutes ago, Davis Lane said:

God dam!!!

Covid strikes again and we get Muhammed AND Kirkland.

Sorry you got the Covid, mom.

But got dam!!!!

Ok which recruits do we need next, I think my brother is due the Wuhan.

Anthony Hill and Damon Wilson.  These two solve a lot of problems with the defense.

Edited July 25, 2022 by westexhorn

[crash_davis 23114]

On 7/21/2022 at 2:13 PM, immamac said:

Folks get mostly back on track please. 

[Davis Lane 5587]

5 minutes ago, westexhorn said:

Anthony Hill and Damon Wilson.  These two solve a lot of problems with the defense.

I'm on it, fam.