Jump to content

Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

Machinator

By Machinator
in 🤫$9.95🤫

 Share

Recommended Posts

  • Replies 33.2k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Popular Days

Top Posters In This Topic

Popular Days

Popular Posts

Born Burnt
Born Burnt
hornlife
hornlife

49 in Sept.  It sucks - went from jogging and a swimmer to tremors and shakes.  I'm scared to death of fixing a light bulb on a ladder.  I just pray it isn't MS.  Neither have a blood test, it takes t

closetojumping
closetojumping

I know it feels like cool shit is happening, but Surly needs to gear all the fucking way up. Big big things coming. Let’s.Fucking.Go!

Posted Images

Hookem2147

Hookem2147 20932

Posted
Posted

Roach on Gullette

Quote

 

I drove out to Teague this morning to see four-star linebacker Derion Gullette. Gullette recently transferred from Marlin after his father was hired as the women's basketball coach over the summer. Gullette is out for the year after suffering a knee injury while playing basketball during the summer, but he's focused on his last semester in high school before enrolling early.

Gullette set his decision for this Friday and will pick between Texas, Texas A&M and Ohio State. My pick has been on the Longhorns for a few months, and I'm comfortable with that. We heard some really strong momentum for Texas coming out of Gullette's official visit and throughout the last month. We think that will be enough to carry Texas through, though a late visit to Texas A&M last weekend is making this interesting.

Gullette told me the visit to College Station gave him a lot to think about, and shortly after we talked he left to go take a Zoom call with the Texas A&M staff. He's also slated to speak with Jeff Choate this evening. Just about everyone we've talked to feels this will come down to an in-state battle of Texas and Texas A&M with Gullette preferring to stick close to home. I think the Longhorns have been able to build a pretty strong foundation in this recruitment led by Choate who has done a lot of the relationship building.

I did get the idea that Gullette's mind wasn't totally made up at the moment, but I'm going to lean on the intel we've got and stick with my prediction of Texas for the dynamic athlete.

 

 

  • Hook 'Em 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites
irishtexan

irishtexan 11445

Posted
Posted
1 hour ago, Sir Ulrich said:

We just landed a friend of his in Kirkland and are surging for Wilson so I feel like those wouldn't have happened if Baxter was wavering. 

He's never been to campus and hasn't scheduled an OV yet. While there appears to be legitimate interest, I think a lot of people on this board are wishcasting on Wilson based on clickbait by a few $9.95ers. Let's tap the brakes on this guy until he actually shows up. 

  • Hook 'Em 2
  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Sir Ulrich

Sir Ulrich 5187

Posted
Posted
Just now, irishtexan said:

He's never been to campus and hasn't scheduled an OV yet. While there appears to be legitimate interest, I think a lot of people on this board are wishcasting on Wilson based on clickbait by a few $9.95ers. Let's tap the brakes on this guy until he actually shows up. 

Surging may be strong wording but without Baxter or Kirkland in the bag I dont think we are even mentioned at this point. 

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Longhornlove

Longhornlove 4779

Posted
Posted

 

1 hour ago, irishtexan said:

He's never been to campus and hasn't scheduled an OV yet. While there appears to be legitimate interest, I think a lot of people on this board are wishcasting on Wilson based on clickbait by a few $9.95ers. Let's tap the brakes on this guy until he actually shows up. 

image.thumb.png.0eb083053c2d6b15d9503e599223df3e.png

image.thumb.png.f2d24bc128a190efaf32a8f3938e6718.png

I take it you didn't get the T-shirt or the memo?

  • Hook 'Em 1
  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Getafix

Getafix 28416

Posted
Posted
24 minutes ago, 60HornStampede said:

All these reports today seem like reports of nothing. Super Ks is a perfect read about nothing. He could make it up completely with no way to verify and get clicks.

Roach and Perroni sound like they have nothing new at all.

 

Show About Nothing GIFs - Get the best GIF on GIPHY

 

 

  • Haha 5
Link to comment
Share on other sites
crash_davis

crash_davis 23084

Posted
Posted
3 minutes ago, CastHorn said:

Y’all old sack of potato built bums are just bitter your bodies frighten women.  What’s gay is these bitches y’all post that look like 12 year old boys. No ass, hips, or nothing.  

Vic, we already know you love fat ass women. Why are you hiding behind a sock?

  • Haha 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Thatguy

Thatguy 8504

Posted
Posted
3 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

Too bad we're not as good at volleyball as USC.

  

3 hours ago, TexasRenegade said:

If thats the case its an even bigger crock...considering she'll have her pick of schools whether he goes to USC or not.

 

As for the SuperK update.....it's more a UGA is trying to weasel into the conversation not so much they are an actual threat.

   Texas didn't bring the daughter in and make her an under the table offer. They are 3 years apart and there is a chance that if he stayed for his senior year they would be on campus at the same time. That's a smart recruiting pitch for a tight knit family already doing well for themselves. You guys laugh but funny how USC is one of the last two standing.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Irieguy

Irieguy 1059

Posted
Posted
1 hour ago, CastHorn said:

Y’all old sack of potato built bums are just bitter your bodies frighten women.  What’s gay is these bitches y’all post that look like 12 year old boys. No ass, hips, or nothing.  

We get it.  You don’t like women.  Except a small subset.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
TexasRenegade

TexasRenegade 2391

Posted
Posted
4 hours ago, Thatguy said:

  

   Texas didn't bring the daughter in and make her an under the table offer. They are 3 years apart and there is a chance that if he stayed for his senior year they would be on campus at the same time. That's a smart recruiting pitch for a tight knit family already doing well for themselves. You guys laugh but funny how USC is one of the last two standing.

Genius.  You think USC is the only one who did this if she is that good?  Schools have doen this forever.  Darrell Royal promised Tommy Nobis his Brother's would have scholarships to UT....guess what Bud Wilkenson promised the same thing at OU.  Same thing with Earl Campbell and countless other recruits.  If she is as good as is being stated every college with a volleyball team is doing it, but it doesn't matter if she is that type of player she can probably pick where she goes.  If she is a marginal or borderline level recruit.....that's where the offer has actual value. It's harder to get a volleyball program to play ball on a player they don't think will contribute....

Link to comment
Share on other sites
SamMan

SamMan 1347

Posted
Posted
11 hours ago, nycHorn said:


b16a2646b20e74bff0abaa86040491bd.jpg

K is a douchebag, in my humble opinion. The way they run those two sites is kind of a joke. As evident above, K is also a terrible writer. There is so much redundancy in his posts (he’ll usually say “Again,” then rewrite the exact same fucking thing he just stated..it’s as moronic as putting “let that sink in…” after a statement). Honestly, it’s as if his audience were first gra…well, sooners. /rant

  • Hook 'Em 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Colonel Sanders

Colonel Sanders 1332

Posted
Posted
4 hours ago, SamMan said:

K is a douchebag, in my humble opinion. The way they run those two sites is kind of a joke. As evident above, K is also a terrible writer. There is so much redundancy in his posts (he’ll usually say “Again,” then rewrite the exact same fucking thing he just stated..it’s as moronic as putting “let that sink in…” after a statement). Honestly, it’s as if his audience were first gra…well, sooners. /rant

As you know, OU sucks.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
NorLa Horns

NorLa Horns 1458

Posted
Posted
6 hours ago, SamMan said:

K is a douchebag, in my humble opinion. The way they run those two sites is kind of a joke. As evident above, K is also a terrible writer. There is so much redundancy in his posts (he’ll usually say “Again,” then rewrite the exact same fucking thing he just stated..it’s as moronic as putting “let that sink in…” after a statement). Honestly, it’s as if his audience were first gra…well, sooners. /rant

Dont most of these guys have a " number of words" per day/ artical requirment?  

Which leads to repetition and mindless fluff. Like " watch out for team so and so who may make things interesting with this texas lock"  

But hes reached  his words for the day total.  On a topic he cant be called on , because he used the word " may".

Welcome to the 9.95er world. 

Thatll be 9.95 please. 

  • Haha 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
BurntOrange&White

BurntOrange&White 39657

Posted
Posted

Bobby:

 

In case you didn’t see the note late yesterday here on IT, linebacker recruit Derion Gullette will announce his college decision Friday at 3pm.

The announcement will be made via social media.

The Horns and Aggies are the two finalists, although Ohio State and others have given chase.

Cross your fingers, but the Horns hold the slightest of leads according to most experts as we enter the last 24 hours prior to his pledge.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

×
 Share
Go to topic listing


Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business and Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Subscribe!... Donate!... Advertise... COOKIE MONSTER!

×
×
  • Create New...