Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

[BigOrange1 6607]

53 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Unless I'm mistaken, I think that's a different guy. The guy who showed up at shaggy bragging was the dude who made the email about the all day drinking adventure involving the Texas - Nebraska CCG in San Antonio. JD something? 

The UT pimp guy showed back up too but I think he was a different cat. I don't remember his being such an asshole. 

Ah yes, that JD guy came to shaggy/surly and made horrible post after horrible post.  One thread that ended up hilarious was the top ten losses of the little bobby stoops era or something along those lines.  Then when he passed, it was bumped to inform of his passing.

[Reese Bennett 3647]

1 hour ago, turtlepond said:

Touché 

but, if rattlesnakes and mesquite trees become valued commodities, I’m getting in the big cigar game, no doubt…that’s about all I’ve got on my ranch. 

If you've got groundwater rights, you may be sitting on a goldmine in 20-30 years.

[satyanash 15357]

15 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

I say this as a longtime subscriber to  Orangebloods

[Scholz 12301]

18 minutes ago, Lou_Sassle said:

Ketch is no Lynda Carter. More like...

[SydneyCarton 49325]

1 hour ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Unless I'm mistaken, I think that's a different guy. The guy who showed up at shaggy bragging was the dude who made the email about the all day drinking adventure involving the Texas - Nebraska CCG in San Antonio. JD something? 

The UT pimp guy showed back up too but I think he was a different cat. I don't remember his being such an asshole. 

 

20 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

Ah yes, that JD guy came to shaggy/surly and made horrible post after horrible post.  One thread that ended up hilarious was the top ten losses of the little bobby stoops era or something along those lines.  Then when he passed, it was bumped to inform of his passing.

Yes, that is absolutely the guy I was remembering. Apparently what I need to do is go refresh myself on the UT Pimp story. 

[Longhornlove 5136]

3 hours ago, Bob Lives! said:

 

 

 

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Repurposed Geoff Ketchum 90's shirt.......Ebay.......$9.95

Edited August 11, 2022 by Longhornlove

[RomaVicta 30501]

 

[futureman 22664]

40 minutes ago, Scholz said:

that guy weighs as much as ketch’s knee. 

[HenryJames 67116]

53 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

Ah yes, that JD guy came to shaggy/surly and made horrible post after horrible post.  One thread that ended up hilarious was the top ten losses of the little bobby stoops era or something along those lines.  Then when he passed, it was bumped to inform of his passing.

[Thiefery 5108]

27 minutes ago, futureman said:

that guy weighs as much as ketch’s knee. 

Looks like it

 

[Cairn Horn88 8500]

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

 

[honolulu horn 6203]

3 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

 

Nice how they are still tweeting out marketing material with Bravion Rogers on them. "We'll flip him back!"

[JesusSweatDuck 18045]

40 minutes ago, Thiefery said:

Looks like it

 

Wait, there's an ankle in that picture?

[tejas60 3542]

Miles McVay to commit at 6:00. aggy, bama, mich st, oregon and a slim hope for TEXAS.

[rvm96 1643]

2 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

Nice how they are still tweeting out marketing material with Bravion Rogers on them. "We'll flip him back!"

Well Bravion de-committed after the tweet with the graphic

[Texasrocks 2246]

1 hour ago, futureman said:

that guy weighs as much as ketch’s knee ham hock. 

FIFY

[SydneyCarton 49325]

16 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

Miles McVay to commit at 6:00. aggy, bama, mich st, oregon and a slim hope for TEXAS.

No there isn’t 

[Hookem2147 21930]

 

Gerry also added that Williams' high school coaches say Texas is doing a great job staying on Williams and they think it will be tough to flip him.

[nunna yo bizness 1690]

5 hours ago, Bob Lives! said:

 

 

 

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[ClubWhatever 12277]

4 hours ago, UncleBuck said:

Bill guy seems like a real ass

The real Bill Guy taught calculus at UT for 40 years and was not an ass.  

[Atticus 4176]

7 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

 

Gerry also added that Williams' high school coaches say Texas is doing a great job staying on Williams and they think it will be tough to flip him.

This is one I’ve had my eye on since the LSU activity with the A&M commits

[Goodman 3280]

17 minutes ago, Atticus said:

This is one I’ve had my eye on since the LSU activity with the A&M commits

It's been clear since he committed. Sark sharts the bed, he gone but that goes for many in this class. Comes with the territory.

[Nope 3151]

Show this to every WR recruit, and then have them come watch Quinn at practice

 

[RGBIII 23009]

[IDIOTsavant 8673]

4 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

No love for Dong woo Lee? Wonder if he ever got sponsored by Manscaped and had to change his name.

Edited August 11, 2022 by IDIOTsavant

[Getafix 29374]

6 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

 

 

 

[IDIOTsavant 8673]

1 minute ago, Getafix said:

 

 

 

 

[mrhorn 1429]

Show this to every WR recruit, and then have them come watch Quinn at practice
 

[Deej 77671]

14 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

 

 

Dong woo Lee was just Ketch showing up in disguise.

 

[cafe society 2902]

22 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

80 men tried
And 80 men died 
Now they're buried together in the countryside.
10! 20! 30! 40! 50 or more...

Edited August 11, 2022 by cafe society

[ClubWhatever 12277]

23 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

At least one murder victim on there

[Okcool 791]

34 minutes ago, Nope said:

Show this to every WR recruit, and then have them come watch Quinn at practice

 

[futureman 22664]

1 hour ago, ClubWhatever said:

The real Bill Guy taught calculus at UT for 40 years and was not an ass.  

was he the old guy with the bow tie?  I'm pretty sure I had him freshman year.

[mannewers 563]

43 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

 

 

Do NOT want to see pics of any of the women on this plaque.

[Hornius Emeritus 12780]

6 hours ago, SarkAfterDark said:

Y’all really have some weird infatuation with Ketchum, I mean 3 pages of this shit. Give it a fucking rest.

No shit. It is amazing, how much of the collective consciousness he occupies here.

[cmontexas 3331]

1 hour ago, Getafix said:

 

 

 

DA MELTZ!

[Yev Kassem 1078]

1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

Which of these lovely ladies now goes by “Mrs. Mackey”?

[Tex Pete 21394]

27 minutes ago, mannewers said:

Do NOT want to see pics of any of the women on this plaque.

I know one fat bitch whose name is on there. You’re right- you don’t want to see her. She could actually be Geoff Ketchum in drag. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22957]

Saban can fuck off in regards to Williams.  He's already got the #1 and #2 Safety committed.

[horngrad03 1156]

1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

"Of course he invented wing eating in Austin. But he was call GOFF without the E. 

[nunna yo bizness 1690]

15 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

I know one fat bitch whose name is on there. You’re right- you don’t want to see her. She could actually be Geoff Ketchum in drag. 

And how is Mrs. Pete?

[Tex Pete 21394]

1 minute ago, nunna yo bizness said:

And how is Mrs. Pete?

Hell to the naw! 

[LTtxfan 49909]

Some jokes just write themselves... 😋

Ketch:  "We're talkin' about how the sausage gets made"  (108:42min mark)

Starting at 56min mark they go on a big tirade about their limited access to practices.

 

 

[Deej 77671]

57 minutes ago, futureman said:

was he the old guy with the bow tie?  I'm pretty sure I had him freshman year.

Anyone have the German physics prof who was really into western wear? Can't remember his name.

[Hornlover 8915]

I know some of you anime freaks love some Manga Wang. 

[conVINCEd 21477]

3 minutes ago, Deej said:

Anyone have the German physics prof who was really into western wear? Can't remember his name.

I had a Russian guy fresh off the boat who barely spoke English.  He would get a less than favorable yelp review.

[Deej 77671]

Just now, conVINCEd said:

I had a Russian guy fresh off the boat who barely spoke English.  He would get a less than favorable yelp review.

The TA for this guys class was 15 years old. Thanks for making me feel even dumber at 18, UT. 

[Huckleberry 34407]

55 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

No shit. It is amazing, how much of the collective consciousness he occupies here.

This makes no sense. Geoff Ketchum owns the oldest and biggest Texas site around and this is a Texas board. He's not talked about any more often than Gerry Hamilton, Bobby Burton, Chip Brown, Eric Nahlin, EJ Holland when he covered Texas, Kirk Bohls, etc. You know, pretty much every other Texas media personality.

What's actually amazing is professed Texas Longhorn fans continuing to enrich a person who took money from a charity golf tournament in honor of a deceased Longhorn football player to settle personal debts instead of sending all proceeds to the deceased player's family. 

Edited August 12, 2022 by Huckleberry

[conVINCEd 21477]

6 minutes ago, Deej said:

The TA for this guys class was 15 years old. Thanks for making me feel even dumber at 18, UT. 

I went to high school with a kid who was taking math classes at UTD in the 9th grade.  It was probably him.  He was the Asian Young Sheldon/Doogie Howser.

[Deej 77671]

This kid looked more like this...