Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

[6th Street 6357]

Sark is not a closer

[satyanash 14281]

4 hours ago, Leanderman said:

We are [X hypothetical plays] from [better W-L record].

never gets old

[Michael Knight 12899]

5 minutes ago, satyanash said:

never gets old

We are 0 days since a Satya bleeding gash post

[satyanash 14281]

Ohio State is the likely culprit here, per Nahlin

[Darth Tron 1122]

1 minute ago, satyanash said:

Ohio State is the likely culprit here, per Nahlin

That and our team looking like shit for two weeks in a row.

[TheMailBox357 213]

WR Jonah Wilson just decommited:

 

Nahlin thinks it might be tOSU trying to flip him.

 

EDIT:

The Horns247 Recruiting Podcast mentioned this week that Wilson has been visiting UH despite Wilson saying he locked-in to Texas. So UH might be the school that he flips to. Remember UH will in the Big 12 next season.

Edited October 1, 2022 by TheMailBox357

[D3zii 3644]

And it begins 

Just now, D3zii said:

And it begins 

Nah but for real though, I liked him and hope we can replace him 

[Lonestar88 4585]

11 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Ohio State is the likely culprit here, per Nahlin

Didn’t expect him to be the first to bounce, but shit man, at some point you gotta show something on the field. Ohio State has had a major run of successful WRs lately. These kids aren’t being irrational.

[Burt Macklin 18999]

14 minutes ago, TheMailBox357 said:

WR Jonah Wilson just decommited:

 

Nahlin thinks it might be tOSU trying to flip him.

 

EDIT:

The Horns247 Recruiting Podcast mentioned this week that Wilson has been visiting UH despite Wilson saying he locked-in to Texas. So UH might be the school that he flips to. Remember UH will in the Big 12 next season.

So Nahlin goes from saying Wilson isn’t good a couple months ago to now saying tOSU is poaching him from our class. Never change, Nahlin. Never change. 

[Longhorn Gordo 4]

Here we go

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2630]

Needed step to get the fire hot under Sarky 

[IDIOTsavant 8457]

5 minutes ago, ONE YARD said:

Needed step to get the fire hot under Sarky 

This post should embarrass you for multiple reasons.

[RGBIII 22798]

These posts back to back are fucking perfect lol

[IDIOTsavant 8457]

23 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

These posts back to back are fucking perfect lol

 

[Elmer_Fudd 22109]

Seeing that Cook is on a visit to Oregon.

[totallynotabuttpirate 5342]

8 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Seeing that Cook is on a visit to Oregon.

He's as solid as my cock after the games today. 

[IDIOTsavant 8457]

13 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

He's as solid as my cock after the games today. 

I hope you’re one of our younger posters then…or a pharmacist.

Edited October 2, 2022 by IDIOTsavant

[IDIOTsavant 8457]

To be clear, I meant a professional pharmacist, not the traditional Surly amateur variety.

 

[Viper 12033]

Underrated movie

[Fondren & Main 6673]

I like Oregon.  Fly fishing and edibles.  Fun stuff.  Texas is God’s country though even though people in Dallas drive like hell through it.

[canadianhorn21 926]

 

[UDontKnow 10439]

1 minute ago, canadianhorn21 said:

 

 

Hopefully a WR commitment?

[canadianhorn21 926]

Please be Hudson!

[totallynotabuttpirate 5342]

2 minutes ago, canadianhorn21 said:

Please be Hudson!

Card?

[speed817 19124]

16 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

 

Hopefully a WR commitment?

Waddle?

[BornAndRaised 12223]

2 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Seeing that Cook is on a visit to Oregon.

Honestly, not really worried about this one. Not a good look but kids are gonna take their visits.

[Dr. Teeth 5832]

Let’s hope it is a commit. They also have a tendency to do this shit when we have bad news and they want to act like something good is coming.  

[Radical Larry 28529]

Probably has nothing to do with recruiting and was because of the win tonight. 

[IDIOTsavant 8457]

27 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

Probably has nothing to do with recruiting and was because of the win tonight. 

 

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

I'm just here to say ousux

Hook em 

[Hornlover 8824]

 

 

Louisville is now 0-3 in the ACC.

DeAndre Moore and Rueben Owens can't be too excited about Louisville losing to previously 1-3 Boston College. BC has a completely decimated OLine, and moved the ball all over.

[victory88 5663]

1 minute ago, Hornlover said:

 

 

Louisville is now 0-3 in the ACC.

DeAndre Moore and Rueben Owens can't be too excited about Louisville losing to previously 1-3 Boston College. BC has a completely decimated OLine, and moved the ball all over.

Lol didn’t Owens get a Louisville area code tattoo??

[irishtexan 11445]

Lol didn’t Owens get a Louisville area code tattoo??

Yes. Yes he did. Luckily tattoos can be covered up or lasered odd now

[Tex-19 2869]

Roach has a thread on Cook if anyone has it

[BornAndRaised 12223]

Also on3 has recruit reactions from last night if anyone could oblige. Tia

[Elmer_Fudd 22109]

15 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

Roach has a thread on Cook if anyone has it

He visited Oregon this weekend

[Tex-19 2869]

 

[BornAndRaised 12223]

6 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

 

For the Olds, he's not talking about basketball. Hes saying "wow the dudes are playing good football"

[Elmer_Fudd 22109]

[TheMailBox357 213]

1 minute ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Who is this?

[Walte464 450]

2 minutes ago, TheMailBox357 said:

Who is this?

Malik Muhammad 

[totallynotabuttpirate 5342]

MM is just negotiating. 

[nycHorn 2968]

MM is just negotiating. 

[Dbeasy 14971]

27 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

MM is just negotiating. 

He wants a cookie cake doesn’t he?

[BornAndRaised 12223]

1 minute ago, Dbeasy said:

He wants a cookie cake doesn’t he?

Who wouldn't?

[IDIOTsavant 8457]

[Bevo14 8275]

42 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

The cake is baked

[Elmer_Fudd 22109]

Was Vasek at the game yesterday?

[Henry Hill 3156]

Let’s get Malik an edible arrangement. Maybe Shari’s Berries? All gas.

[Gil Bang 25899]

16 minutes ago, Henry Hill said:

Let’s get Malik an edible arrangement. Maybe Shari’s Berries? All gas.

"edible arrangement" means something else these days.