Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

[HenryJames 65890]

8 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Right now, he’s worried about Friday’s game with Austin High.

lol @Huckleberry

[BornAndRaised 12223]

15 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

There’s no way a westlake team is “worried” about austin high.  Focused on, maybe. Looking past, probably. 

Come on man.. we beat them once with Emory Blake. Don't ruin my Wednesday

[NoName 16305]

14 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

I think I’d rather sit through an insurance seminar hosted by one of Texags’ finest before paying attention to anything Ketchum is reporting.

to be fair, you would likely learn more from their seminar

[texifornia 56526]

 

[irishtexan 11445]

"Solid"

[Atticus 3922]

That was clearly just a half speed walkthrough, but maybe my meter is busted this morning

[Getafix 28416]

 

The EDGE vs edge stuff reminded me of this scene:

 

 

 

[elguapo 4583]

We are making conclusions about athleticism now based on 1 second twitter clips posted without context.

[SarksJuggs 1106]

The edge, Edge, EDGE shit gets me every time man 😂

1 hour ago, Ravishing Rick said:

Not by the traditional definition.  He's actually an EDGE.

 

[Red Five 40665]

We are making conclusions about athleticism now based on 1 second twitter clips posted without context.

No. It just looked funny.

[Orange&White 5516]

4 minutes ago, SarksJuggs said:

The edge, Edge, EDGE shit gets me every time man 😂

 

So from what I gather, this is basically like how we have always spelled out "SAFETY", in all caps, instead of just putting an "S" for that position?

Am I doing this right?

[texifornia 56526]

8 minutes ago, elguapo said:

We are making conclusions about athleticism now based on 1 second twitter clips posted without context.

You are absolutely correct. I meant that in 100% seriousness. Pull his offer.

[BornAndRaised 12223]

I refuse to believe there's that many people on the recruiting board who didn't detect the obvious sarcasm from @texifornia when posting the clip with all caps DOMINANT. No shit he looks retarded in half shell against a 5'3 freshman on scout team at .25 speed

[Vertigo 20267]

2 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

I refuse to believe there's that many people on the recruiting board who didn't detect the obvious sarcasm from @texifornia when posting the clip with all caps DOMINANT. No shit he looks retarded in half shell against a 5'3 freshman on scout team at .25 speed

It would have been better if he picked up that kid with his mouth and shook the shit out of him like a German Shepherd. 

[SydneyCarton 47884]

13 minutes ago, elguapo said:

We are making conclusions about athleticism now based on 1 second twitter clips posted without context.

I'm not making conclusions. I'm making fun.

That being said, the real mockery should be the guy who say that and said "these are the reps I need to film and post."

[elguapo 4583]

My bad then, hard to keep track of which posters are into the x white guys on d = x losses thing.

[Napoleon 8607]

33 minutes ago, elguapo said:

My bad then, hard to keep track of which posters are into the x white guys on d = x losses thing.

I didn’t know that this had anything to do with race, or I would have posted this S.T.R.I.P.E.S. clip a while ago. 
 

[Shaggyhorn 641]

I refuse to believe there's that many people on the recruiting board who didn't detect the obvious sarcasm from [mention=384]texifornia[/mention] when posting the clip with all caps DOMINANT. No shit he looks retarded in half shell against a 5'3 freshman on scout team at .25 speed

I’m pretty sure most people picked up on the sarcasm. It’s a funny clip. No extra context needed.

[BurntOrange&White 39661]

1 hour ago, elguapo said:

We are making conclusions about athleticism now based on 1 second twitter clips posted without context.

I can reasonably conclude he was running scout team Austin high EdGe position. Performed perfectly

[Elmer_Fudd 22109]

Shea Dixon, who's a long time LSU mod for 247 and I think recently went to On3, did a LSU class prediction yesterday and he didn't have Toviano in it.

[Dbeasy 14969]

Any concern about the Big12 commissioner announcement of Texas and OU staying in the Big12 thru 2025? I don’t like that news. Really don’t like that it’s now presumably “fact”.  It would have been better to leave it all vague. 

[Texasborn91 899]

3 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Any concern about the Big12 commissioner announcement of Texas and OU staying in the Big12 thru 2025? I don’t like that news. Really don’t like that it’s now presumably “fact”.  It would have been better to leave it all vague. 

They cannot legally answer that question any other way as of now…

[futureman 22415]

3 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:

Come on man.. we beat them once with Emory Blake. Don't ruin my Wednesday

the maroons beat them in both 2006 and 2007, I believe.

[Chili dog 1787]

Hopefully we bolt when they add the four teams on the basis that we didn’t commit to the new version of the conference. We can’t really telegraph that move, though. 

[TexasBeta 1261]

We can't get out of this conference fast enough.. I can only assume if those poor land thieves had the money we'd be gone.

[conVINCEd 21468]

1 minute ago, TexasBeta said:

We can't get out of this conference fast enough.. I can only assume if those poor land thieves had the money we'd be gone.

We could loan it to them at 24.9%.

[HenryJames 65890]

5 hours ago, texifornia said:

DOMINANT athleticism

 

Looks like he’s scared of #93.

[D3zii 3642]

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Shea Dixon, who's a long time LSU mod for 247 and I think recently went to On3, did a LSU class prediction yesterday and he didn't have Toviano in it.

I really don’t think anyone knows what he’s going to do , 

[Mittens 8159]

 

[Ghost of Stevie Ray 1577]

500!  Halfway there you dirtbags!

[VirginiaLonghorn 4750]

1 hour ago, TexasBeta said:

We can't get out of this conference fast enough.. I can only assume if those poor land thieves had the money we'd be gone.

I think it’s Fox faced with losing the only marquee names for their Big XII broadcasts.  Delay the inevitable …

[Bevo 13527]

1 hour ago, conVINCEd said:

We could loan it to them at 24.9%.

I'm sure there is a Texas card. 20,000 miles, introductory interest rate and increase to 24.9% if payment is not received on time.

[realgreggym 833]

6 minutes ago, Bevo said:

I'm sure there is a Texas card. 20,000 miles, introductory interest rate and increase to 24.9% if payment is not received on time.

You may want to do a credit check first before you give them such a great deal.

[Redneck Mutha 7935]

54 minutes ago, Ghost of Stevie Ray said:

500!  Halfway there you dirtbags!

In.

[ConferenceRoom 6130]

1 hour ago, Ghost of Stevie Ray said:

500!  Halfway there you dirtbags!

Wow, that's kind of rude. 

[TheAuditor 1031]

[Bevo 13527]

9 minutes ago, TheAuditor said:

Why are you showing a pic of someone from the Buckeye state?

[Shaggyhorn 641]

Why are you showing a pic of someone from the Buckeye state?

Aren’t the most presidents from the buckeye state, or is that astronauts? I can never keep that factoid straight.

[Ghost of Stevie Ray 1577]

4 minutes ago, Shaggyhorn said:

Aren’t the most presidents from the buckeye state, or is that astronauts? I can never keep that factoid straight.

Obligatory…

[Bevo 13527]

7 minutes ago, Ghost of Stevie Ray said:

Obligatory…

[Vertigo 20267]

1 hour ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

I think it’s Fox faced with losing the only marquee names for their Big XII broadcasts.  Delay the inevitable …

They get USC/UCLA in 2024. It's not our fault they do their dumbass noon kickoffs as their national game. Make Lincoln Riley get up at 6AM every Saturday to play in front of 20,000 fans speaking loudly.  

[VirginiaLonghorn 4750]

41 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

They get USC/UCLA in 2024. It's not our fault they do their dumbass noon kickoffs as their national game. Make Lincoln Riley get up at 6AM every Saturday to play in front of 20,000 fans speaking loudly.  

Money talks … TV money screams … especially if accompanied by a legal threat.  My point is Fox has a contract predicated on OU and Texas being part of their Big XII TV package.  Doesn’t appear anyone’s willing to challenge them, either.

[BigHorn'13 3355]

4 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

We could loan it to them at 24.9%.

49.0% or GTFOH

[Vertigo 20267]

6 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Money talks … TV money screams … especially if accompanied by a legal threat.  My point is Fox has a contract predicated on OU and Texas being part of their Big XII TV package.  Doesn’t appear anyone’s willing to challenge them, either.

[LTtxfan 48980]

[Junior Bonner 6234]

[Michael Knight 12898]

3 hours ago, Shaggyhorn said:

Aren’t the most presidents from the buckeye state, or is that astronauts? I can never keep that factoid straight.

All of them were bad, killed or both

[WinningIsHard 4017]

19 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

All of them were bad, killed or both

The presidents or the astronauts? 

[General Specific 3233]

The presidents or the astronauts? 

Why not both?

[TexasRenegade 2391]

50 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

All of them were bad, killed or both

We're talking about presidents and astronauts.  Not the beginning of Kill Bill.