Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

[BigOrange1 6422]

5 minutes ago, Big Woodrows said:

I have no love lost for Tom Herman and Todd Orlando, but they deserve credit for a great eval and late flip on Jaylan Ford

i fucking love jaylan ford

[Michael Knight 12896]

4 minutes ago, Big Woodrows said:

I have no love lost for Tom Herman and Todd Orlando, but they deserve credit for a great eval and late flip on Jaylan Ford

Somehow I doubt Herman had anything to do with it, that dude just fucked every recruitment he was involved in.

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

 

[Hiphopopotamos 20865]

13 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

Football board is probably in shambles right now. 

A lot of guys standing at the urinal with their pants around their ankles.

[Burntcowboy 1845]

21 games, 21 touchdowns, keep Worthy at all costs 

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

1 minute ago, Burntcowboy said:

21 games, 21 touchdowns, keep Worthy at all costs 

He was paid this off season and he's a sophomore.  I said it before and I'll say it again best receiver I've ever seen on the 40 

[utexas8 1433]

Damn we should’ve hired that dork Brian Kelly.

Harold Perkins

[D3zii 3642]

Damn so does Toviano commit to LSU tonight or tomorrow!! I know BR is on fire right now 

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

What about Williams? 

[Atticus 3922]

Just now, Coach pop a bitch said:

What about Williams? 

I know LSU was after him hard, but Bama is supposedly a bigger threat there.

[Elmer_Fudd 22109]

13 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

What about Williams? 

He wasn't on the visitor list and I don't even think he's went to a LSU game this year.

Unfortunately I think we can close the book on Toviano after tonight unless he shows up next week.  Don't get your hopes up.

[BornAndRaised 12223]

Just now, Elmer_Fudd said:

He wasn't on the visitor list and I don't even think he's went to a LSU game this year.

Unfortunately I think we can close the book on Toviano after tonight unless he shows up next week.  Don't get your hopes up.

Agreed here. Not worried about Williams, but definitely think Toviano is gone.

[Elmer_Fudd 22109]

Just now, BornAndRaised said:

Agreed here. Not worried about Williams, but definitely think Toviano is gone.

Have no idea what we will do for another CB spot.  We better do whatever it co$t$ to keep Muhammed.  Be nice to somehow try and change Jayvon Thomas's mind.

[BigOrange1 6422]

23 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

He was paid this off season and he's a sophomore.  I said it before and I'll say it again best receiver I've ever seen on the 40 

he's not better than roy williams or jordan shipley.  at least not yet.

Just now, Elmer_Fudd said:

Have no idea what we will do for another CB spot.  We better do whatever it co$t$ to keep Muhammed.  Be nice to somehow try and change Jayvon Thomas's mind.

[Scholz 11933]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

We win (a ranked away game!), aggy and OU lose. My sanity is restored.

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

1 minute ago, BigOrange1 said:

he's not better than roy williams or jordan shipley.  at least not yet.

Hell yes he is. 

[TheAuditor 1031]

2 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Hell yes he is. 

Ah.  No he’s not.   Good route runner.  Pretty good hands.   Seems to struggle w balls in the air.   He’s very good.    Not all time.  Not yet. 

[Red Five 40660]

Shipley lit up Bama in the NC game coached by Greg Davis and catching balls from Garrett Gilbert. Shipley in this offense would be a cheat code.

[utexas8 1433]

Any chance gameday comes to Austin?

[Radical Larry 28528]

37 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Shipley lit up Bama in the NC game coached by Greg Davis and catching balls from Garrett Gilbert. Shipley in this offense would be a cheat code.

[texifornia 56518]

6 minutes ago, utexas8 said:

Any chance gameday comes to Austin?

They should go to Tulane. But a small chance, sure.

[OB3 3608]

Not shocking, but LSU has got to be almost full if not already in the DB room? (In regards to them going after Derek Williams)

Edited November 6, 2022 by OB3

[BornAndRaised 12223]

I don't know why, but I prefer Akana over Vasek. He's been high on my wishlist for a while. Seems like the staff is higher on Vasek though.

[Elmer_Fudd 22109]

2 minutes ago, OB3 said:

Not shocking, but LSU has got to be almost full if not already in the DB room? (In regards to them going after Derek Williams)

Desmond Ricks also got Fong'd to them.  #1 CB in 2024 class that reclassified to 2023.

[Henry Hill 3156]

Kelley is doing good work. Loved the 2-pt conversion call. Fuck that guy.

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

 

[BigOrange1 6422]

are there really coburn haters or is that just a generic twitter thing?

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

Just now, BigOrange1 said:

are there really coburn haters or is that just a generic twitter thing?

If you don't have any haters you're not in the game 

[BurntOrange&White 39655]

Shipley 

Roy

Xavier 

 

worthy needs to give more effort and do more, period. 

[Caver60 395]

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Shipley 

Roy

Xavier 

 

worthy needs to give more effort and do more, period. 

I’d throw Mike Adams in there ahead of X, but it’s close.

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Shipley 

Roy

Xavier 

 

worthy needs to give more effort and do more, period. 

Roy ate shit vs ousux. X brings that energy in big games. He's just a soph.  Give me x all day. He's improved so much even after a great freshman year. 

Just now, Caver60 said:

I’d throw Mike Adams in there ahead of X, but it’s close.

Get off the bull shit 

[BurntOrange&White 39655]

1 minute ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Roy ate shit vs ousux. X brings that energy in big games. He's just a soph.  Give me x all day. He's improved so much even after a great freshman year. 

Get off the bull shit 

Roy would go get the ball and gave max effort even if he didn’t play well vs Oklahoma. Xavier doesn’t give effort. 

[Napoleon 8603]

17 minutes ago, OB3 said:

Not shocking, but LSU has got to be almost full if not already in the DB room? (In regards to them going after Derek Williams)

 

14 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Desmond Ricks also got Fong'd to them.  #1 CB in 2024 class that reclassified to 2023.

My guess is that they have known that these guys were going to LSU for a while but are using tonight’s game as their excuse for why they are putting in their pick. 

If you listen to the Texas recruiting guys from Horns 247 (the podcast), they occasionally will mention that they have know that a guy was going to commit for a couple of months and maybe have even written up the commitment story, but they hold onto the story.

After this amazing win, it’s easy to make it look like you think that the guy will get caught up in the excitement and give a commitment.

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Roy would go get the ball and gave max effort even if he didn’t play well vs Oklahoma. Xavier doesn’t give effort. 

21 touchdowns in 21 games. Fastest to reach 100 receptions. If that ain't effort and hard work i don't know what is.

[Reynolds Woodcock 4669]

4 minutes ago, Caver60 said:

I’d throw Mike Adams in there ahead of X, but it’s close.

Quan Cosby > Mike Adams

[BurntOrange&White 39655]

2 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

21 touchdowns in 21 games. Fastest to reach 100 receptions. If that ain't effort and hard work i don't know what is.

Speed in a very receiver friendly offense . If he was a more complete receiver and gave more effort he’d have more touchdowns and catches. That’s the frustrating part about him. You see how great he can be but he doesn’t do what it takes every play to get where he needs to be.

[Scholz 11933]

13 minutes ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

Quan Cosby > Mike Adams

Here’s Shipley and Cosby. BTW there will never be a better block from a WR than Cosby here (who was also super friendly and made me feel old by calling me Sir and let me try on his Big XII title ring):

 

[Radical Larry 28528]

Lendy Holmes still feels that hit. 

[LCHorn 2585]

8 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Here’s Shipley and Cosby. BTW there will never be a better block from a WR than Cosby here (who was also super friendly and made me feel old by calling me Sir and let me try on his Big XII title ring):

 

That was such a beautiful play.  It’s confounding that it’s a 15 yard penalty today. 

[Scholz 11933]

1 minute ago, LCHorn said:

That was such a beautiful play.  It’s confounding that it’s a 15 yard penalty today. 

No shit. Blowing up a bitch ass sooner should always be legal.

[Xminus6 790]

1 minute ago, LCHorn said:

That was such a beautiful play.  It’s confounding that it’s a 15 yard penalty today. 

Huh? That’s a clean-ass hit. If anything we would’ve declined a horse collar on Ship. 

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

17 minutes ago, Scholz said:

BTW there will never be a better block from a WR than Cosby

Marquise Goodwin would like a word. 
 

Edited November 6, 2022 by Pato del Muerto

[pacman 7329]

2 minutes ago, Xminus6 said:

Huh? That’s a clean-ass hit. If anything we would’ve declined a horse collar on Ship. 

I believe the 2018 or 2019 NCAA rule change requires the ref to flag that play for 15 yards, as an illegal blind side block.

[satyanash 14281]

35 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Roy would go get the ball and gave max effort even if he didn’t play well vs Oklahoma. Xavier doesn’t give effort. 

One of the biggest knocks on Roy Williams before his LSU explosion was his habit of taking plays off and getting by on his insane talent. Darryl Drake called him out on it at some point.

Re-watch the 2002 blOU game for some egregious examples.

Edited November 6, 2022 by satyanash

[CfRhTxStBobcats 600]

4 minutes ago, Xminus6 said:

Huh? That’s a clean-ass hit. If anything we would’ve declined a horse collar on Ship. 

We would have accepted the 6" half the distance horse collar penalty. If memory serves me correctly he didn't score and it would have tacked on to the end of the play.

[Caver60 395]

Obviously I’m not gonna convince anyone on Mike Adams. And agree that Shipley and Quan are the best duo we’ve seen.

Adams was good. Very good. Still in an era where offenses aren’t what they are now. 3000+ career yards, and he was an important player for us, program-wise. Blue chip recruit at WR, with blue chip results. 

Pinckney could have been better. 

I know David Thomas wasn’t a WR, but holy shit that guy was a tremendous pass catcher. 

Edited November 6, 2022 by Caver60

[BornAndRaised 12223]

Hey, respectfully can you take the jerking off on who the better past WR for us was to the football board? Thanks.

[Xminus6 790]

8 minutes ago, pacman said:

I believe the 2018 or 2019 NCAA rule change requires the ref to flag that play for 15 yards, as an illegal blind side block.

I see. I looked it up and I guess it would be a blind side block since he was running either perpendicular to the sideline or against the flow of the play. 

[BigOrange1 6422]

2 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Hey, respectfully can you take the jerking off on who the better past WR for us was to the football board? Thanks.

i created a thread for it and everything:

 

[TheMailBox357 213]

2 hours ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

He was paid this off season and he's a sophomore.  I said it before and I'll say it again best receiver I've ever seen on the 40 

 

2 hours ago, BigOrange1 said:

he's not better than roy williams or jordan shipley.  at least not yet.

 

2 hours ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Hell yes he is. 

 

2 hours ago, TheAuditor said:

Ah.  No he’s not.   Good route runner.  Pretty good hands.   Seems to struggle w balls in the air.   He’s very good.    Not all time.  Not yet. 

I've been watching a lot of 2012 & 2013 LHN highlights on YouTube lately.... And I'm not convinced that Xavier Worthy is better deep threat WR than Mike Davis was.